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This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is going through women so fast that he went out to get some coffee and left behind in his bed a woman he picked up the night before and she was still there when he brought back someone he picked up while getting coffee. He then told the first woman to leave and she did and the second woman stayed.
Bloom
ReplyDeleteManho
Deletewhy not? (my PC clock must be slow today)
ReplyDeleteMine changes according to time of day..it's so bizarre..
DeleteButler did it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Clue. The Butler did it in the bedroom with the lead piping.
DeleteNow right there I don't care who you are that there's just plain funny
DeleteLol.
DeleteFassbender
ReplyDeleteTotally on board with the Fassbender guess.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWow, 2nd girl definitely has self worth I see.
ReplyDeleteI can see this as Fassbender.
Butler?
ReplyDeleteButler been papped with same woman consistently for a couple weeks...the brunette
DeleteGah, that's stank. Fassy
ReplyDeleteSex addict.
ReplyDeletebutler with the same woman? Pics?
ReplyDeleteAs much as it pains me, my guess is Cumby.
ReplyDeleteDo these people have some sort of psychological disorder? It seems more like an addict on a binge than a highly charged sexual appetite.
ReplyDeleteDo these people have some sort of psychological disorder? It seems more like an addict on a binge than a highly charged sexual appetite.
ReplyDeleteCumberbatch goes for the escorts remember? I think this could be Fassy, let's hope Naomi didn't drop by for either girls sake
ReplyDeleteDo people like this really exist? I thought I was the bomb for having two dates on the same day. I can't imagine this -- wouldn't it get exhausting and wouldn't you have trouble getting excited by the third or fourth girl?
ReplyDeleteCrazy life. But if all concerned ok with it, so be it. Mb first girl was trying to think of a graceful exit anyway, lol
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's like being a chain smoker. But is his case, he is a chain f*cker.
ReplyDeleteFassbender.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with having a cookie or muffin with your coffee? Some people drink coffee multiple times a day, even switching up where they get their coffee, flavors, caf and de-caf, with doughnut, danish, or vag. Frankly, this actor is going the extra yard for his fans, giving them much more of himself than just an autograph. I wish more celebs were like him!
ReplyDeleteI hope a shower was involved before the coffee run...ick nast!
ReplyDeleteSome people just want to fuck. I don't see a problem with that as long as everyone is consenting.
ReplyDeletePiggish behavior.
ReplyDeleteButttttler.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to be on a bender lateley; one of booze and women. (I'm not sure which one fuels the other. But that's an age old question.)
Remember, he's such a f' hound that he actually did Brandi Glannville on the beach (during some Malibu (?) party). Best part of this disgusting story is when Howard Stern asked him about it he denied it, not because he was trying to lie but because he wasn't even aware of who the woman was- and he didn't get her name. Of coarse she was bragging all over town about it. (Probably he's the only dog that actually shctuped her;the rest just push her to her knees, she obliges, and they're off after a record-speed zip up.
GOOD LUCK to the no-names he's throwing his booze bloated belly on now. Maybe y'all can trade stories at the free clinic. Say Hi to that chick he took behind a car in the beach parking lot the other day. I'd tell you her name, but she prob doesn't have one.
This brings to my mind a Depeche Mode song
ReplyDeleteI just can't get enough
Surprising. If I ever found myself in a similar situation, I would ask the first chick if she wanted to take part in a 3sum. I wouldn't tell her to GTFO until after she said no, but then again, I am a gentleman. This fella apparently not.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteYou have more class in your little finger, Count
Henry Cavill? He's a douche. A beautiful (when bearded), shaggable (when bearded) douche.
ReplyDeleteLivin' the dream
ReplyDeleteMostly movies, meaning he may done tv as well?
ReplyDeleteCumberbatch
I didn't think Butler was rated that high.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom. .smh..
ReplyDeleteYep@SM
ReplyDeleteHe was the absolute favorite for the drunk who effed the chick at the wedding in the cake room....he's been on a tear..bet the coffee chic replaced cake chic
Fassy has a lot more class...and he's not a fall down/non contact sucker punch drunk like bloom
Of course you're a gentleman, Count! The Nobles and Royals do not hand out titles to uncouth, mouth-breathing,heathenous tossers now, do they?
ReplyDeleteHope he changed the sheets (but probably didn't). Girl #2 gets to roll around in girl #1's funk. As the Church Lady says: well isn't THAT special?
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