Blind Item #3
Our favorite chain smoking tattoo hiding Academy Award nominated actress is paying her fitness instructor for private one on one lessons that involve no clothes but lots of cardio.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM
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Melanie griffith
ReplyDeleteMelanie g
ReplyDeleteGOOP
ReplyDeleteYes bitch get it
ReplyDeleteGet it Mel gurl
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron????
ReplyDeleteIf she's Melanie Griffith,good for her.She's separated and single.Enjoy your life!
ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is that she has to pay for it. :(
ReplyDeleteWhen you hit a certain age, and you have the money, you pay for it. Good for her!! If she's having fun, that's all that should matter!
Delete+1, writergirl! Hope she's enjoying every minute after freeing herself from that ass Banderas. Paying for it is a good idea for her. Then it's a "work for hire", no complications. Hope she got a signed NDA though.
DeleteHope she's having the time of her life.
ReplyDeleteLets not forget Angelina Jolie on the list of tattooed smokers.
ReplyDeleteThat was my first guess. Is instructor male or female
DeleteIf its Melanie, guess she needs it.
ReplyDeleteLets get physical physical I want to get physical physical
ReplyDeleteDamn you that damn song!!!!!!!!!
DeleteLet me hear your body talk...
ReplyDeleteIf it's Melanie, I hope she's happy with the arrangement.
I'm conflicted about how I'll feel when I get to the point where I pay for it.
Is that a power position or humiliation? I wish future me would clue me in.
I'm confused by the "tattoo hiding"?
ReplyDeleteBoth Melanie and Angie have visible tattoos right? I'll go with Goop on this because she's a saucy little thang and would think it was "daring" to have a hidden tattoo.
First thought was immediately Dolly Parton. She's known to have plenty of tattoos but keeps them all hidden, and she has been nominated for the Academy Awards twice.
ReplyDelete"Tattoo hiding" could be a reference to Mel getting her Antonio tattoo lasered-off/covered up.
ReplyDeleteEver since Don Johnson stretched Melanie's pussy out with his horse cock when she was in high school, Melanie's needed a horse cock to get off. Not that easy to find a horse cock to fuck your old, dry cunt when you're as nasty looking as she became after she fucked up her face with bad plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteAntonio wasn't the only ass in that relationship.
ReplyDeleteHer trainer had better be kinky as hell because that's the only way she can get off - the Count would be thrilled.
Good for her!
ReplyDeleteEw! I mean, good for her I guess, but it seems so pathetic to have to pay for it.
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