This A list everything in her mind certainly doesn't have any self-esteem issues. She is looking for a new movie and told her agent she will only star opposite single guys because she knows they will end up hooking up and doesn't want to be known as a home wrecker. On a side note, lately the only parts being offered to her are mom roles where her kids are in their teens or older and she blew a major gasket when one role called for her to be a mom to someone about to get married.
JLO?
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ReplyDeleteBirth dates don't lie, girlfriend. Get over it. Bitterness makes your skin wrinkle.
ReplyDeleteMadonna would be the only other possible choice. A list everything except acting.
ReplyDeleteWhile it sounds like JLo, I can't see directors thinking of her for mommy parts.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Banks? Have no idea why I think that.
If it's JLo, she *is* 45. Lots of 45 year old women have married children, FFS.
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ReplyDeleteIsn't "A list everything in her mind" JLo's pseudonym?
ReplyDeletePoor Mama Klondike...
ReplyDelete@kno yes...it is. /sometimes a+ diva....
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Ghoulia Roberts
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've seen this nickname. I'll never unsee it now.
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ReplyDeleteyou can stay hawt longer than you can stay young. time waits for NO ONE honey. get over it! instead of trying to challenge father time be as hawt as your age group will allow. meaning a hawt 45yo has a different level of hawt than a 19yo.
ReplyDeleteJ@sherry..jlo has actually done several mommy roles, and convincingly I might add(even. Enforce she was one) Enough/Maid in Manhattan/an unfinished Life
ReplyDeleteAnd those were yeeeears ago...
*enough (film)
ReplyDelete@Kno Won Uno, more innuendo that J-Lo is MV, non?
ReplyDeleteI'd much rather be exceptionally hot for 45 than unusually aged for 30.
ReplyDeleteTricia, not saying she hasn't played "mommy" I just don't think casting directors think of her as such.
ReplyDeleteNow Julia, THAT I can see. I think she's the better guess. Hey Julia, remember that MTM played a mom in Ordinary People and was nommed. Just sayin'.
Totes JLo.
ReplyDeleteShe plays a MILF/sex offender* in her next film. It's a slippery slope from there to "Monster-in-Law 2" where she plays the MIL.
* It's totes okay cuz the teen is hawt** but a psycho who ends up being the bad guy. Hollywood is so fucked up.
** The actor is, of course, in his mid-20s and I would.
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ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Julia Roberts, because of the "doesn't want to be perceived as a homewrecker." Julia is married, so she would be perceived as wrecking her own home. JLO is single and she is definitely at the age when she will be cast as a mom of teens and older. Hollywood is extremely hard on women over 40.
ReplyDeleteRemember, Anne Bancroft was 36 when she played Mrs. Robinson.
Sharon stone
ReplyDeleteThis actually sounds like GOOP.
ReplyDeleteNice guess
DeleteShouldn't this be a kindness blind bc she doesn't want to be a home wrecker?
ReplyDeleteAnd funny if its jlo bc she WAS married with kids! I can't blame her though. It's hard when that thing happens and you really realize you're not that hot 20 something anymore.
@Kat...yep, it's definitely a rough moment for any lady. It's not just movie stars who are out of touch with this, it's all the women who buy the BS that 40 is the new 30. I am not saying that women can't be hot over 40 (especially since I am one of those women), but you sure has hell aren't 20 or even 30 anymore. Youth has it's own, unique beauty that just cannot be bought.
ReplyDeleteI do get pissed that Hollywood has 40 year old women playing mothers of 20 year olds. And, 50 year-old men playing fathers of 5 year olds. The different treatment of aging actresses and actors is bull****
And, Goop is an interesting guess...
ReplyDeleteIts about the work, isnt it! As in getting a job. Angela lansbury once said everyone has always thought shes much older than she was because she played mothers very young, but didnt care cos she was working and loved what she was doing. Take notice whoever this is!
ReplyDeleteEllen barkin
ReplyDeleteA lot of 45 year old women are grand mothers please.
ReplyDeleteIn the movies where JLo had a kid they were always young. Her new movie the kid is a teen and his friend is I eased with her and she is his teacher and sleeps with him. This is about JLo
ReplyDeleteJanuary jones?
ReplyDeleteCertainly sounds like Jennifer Lopez to me. She is a multi-"talent" and has a massive ego. She looks great for 45 though and likely could still get away with leading romantic roles. Of course her box office success has been mediocre so she is not likely to get that kind of role
ReplyDeleteBWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's J-Lo for the win--or, in this case, loss.
Heeheehee--she threw a tantrum at being offered a mom-going-on-grandma role.
Thank you Universe!
Everyone ages. A woman is reminded of it the first time she's referred to as ma'am.
ReplyDeleteThis totally sounds like JLo.
leah Michele.
ReplyDeleteWow. Enty really has no clue what self-esteem is. What a moron.
ReplyDeleteJenna Maroney.
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't think it's Julia. She just played a mom to a teenager in August: Osage County
Cameron Diaz
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's most likely Lopez, but it could also be Paltrow. It's the "blowing a gasket" bit that's key. Both fancy themselves to be young mothers of small children. Too bad no one else sees them that way - they're actually middle-aged mothers of small children.
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