This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has been in some of the biggest franchises in the movies got drunk and caused a scene at a wedding this past weekend when he hooked up with a woman. They probably could have escaped without notice but they chose to have sex in the same room the wedding cake was being stored.
Rpatz
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom attended a wedding in Ireland this past week end...
ReplyDeleteLord of the rings and Pirated. Both huge franchises
DeleteStratham? who went to Brangelina's wedding? I dont think he's talking about Jenny or Asslee.
ReplyDeleteThs one must have been safe to print due to the excess of weddings to choose from...
ReplyDeleteOrlando bloom sounds right....
ReplyDeleteBut Steampunk has a good point....too many weddings,..too many drunks!!
What, no jokes yet about the icing in the cake?
ReplyDeleteDamn it, @Sprink, you beat me! :D
DeleteI'm with Bloom in irish wedding guess
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for Miranda Kerr to put in her two cents.
ReplyDeleteBlooms been on a drunken tear lately.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought after reading that people did the frickle frackle near the cake was "hope everyone scraped the frosting off".
ReplyDeleteOrlando is really messed up these days, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteI think Orlando's transformation into Corey Feldman is now complete.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom is A-/B+?
ReplyDeleteUgh! I HATE icing in my CRACK!!!
ReplyDeleteI Really loved that show.
DeleteSee now, thats handy. I know i get hungry after sex.
ReplyDeleteBloom was just at a wedding in Ireland.
ReplyDeleteBloom should run back to bonesworth. You know she'd dump her soul mate husband in a heartbeat for Orlando.
ReplyDeleteRob Pattinson. He was at/in his friend Bobby Long's wedding this weekend.
ReplyDeleteLooks like drunk as usual Pattinson had a fun on his mate wedding last weekend.
ReplyDeleteOrland is more like B- then A- so its not him.
Oh, Orlando…time to dry out for a while.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer RPatz or Bloom, but just for variety I'll toss out Gary Oldman (Harry Potter, Batman, Planet of the Apes).
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Statham - Transporter, Expendables, Fast & Furious
ReplyDeletebut don't know why you would wanna cheat on Rosie!