Thursday, September 18, 2014

Beyonce's Dad Confirmed As Father Of Another Baby

Matthew Knowles should go out and buy a case of condoms. I'm not sure why anyone would want to have sex with the unemployed former manager of Beyonce, but the guy needs to learn the meaning of safe sex. earlier this year he was accused of fathering the baby of a stripper turned real estate agent. The results of the DNA test showed Knowles is the father. He already lost his job as Beyonce's manager and his marriage after another woman had one of his babies. He is paying child support to that woman and will now be paying child support to this woman and who knows how many more there will be. You would think at his age he would get smart, but I guess the 30 seconds of fun was worth 18 years of child support payments. 


39 comments:

  1. that just my baby daddy that just my baby daddy that just my baby dad

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    1. Hahaha hahaha thank you so much for turning my frown upside down...

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  2. Snip, snip. Problem fixed.

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  3. and he is an IDIOT--Beys mom is HOT!

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    1. She's hot yes, but not sexy. There's a difference. Plus she looks like she wears the strap-on in the family and that's not my thing.

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    1. + 2

      baby mama is some young fame hungry (kaching)?

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  5. Maybe he's hoping he'll father another Beyoncé or Solange to manage.

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  6. I LOVE Solange---she cracks me up!

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  7. seems many men think a bareback romp is worth 18 years of support

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  8. Maury should devote an Entire episode to him.

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  9. Evidently he has never heard of CONDOMS.

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  10. Gee what a surprise a black guy with multiple baby mommas...

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    1. I know we are snarky and all here but this is taking it a smidge too far.

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    2. That's not snark, that's rascism.

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    3. That is racism. You are correct.

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    4. *snort* My father is blue/green-eyed, blond-haired white man with great smile, a cute dimple, and 8 kids by 5 different women.

      That we know of.

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  11. Snip snip: no swimmers, no future guidos.

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  12. Senor Salty, yes because only black men father multiple children out of wedlock with different women. They're the only ones in the entire world who do that. Fuck off

    Derek, I too think bey's mom is hot this fool is an idiot and that is why his kids barely have anything to do with him now. Shame.

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  13. does he still have any money ?

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    1. I read he doesn't have much money coming in. IRS slapped him with a 1.2$ million tax lien last year.

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  14. I just can't get past "stripper turned real estate agent". Imagine attending an open house, the real estate agent walks in the room, and your guy's face goes stark white and starts stuttering. He later tells you that he just can't buy a house from someone whose panties he stuffed dollar bills into at the bachelor party. You tell him she could take your money then, she can take our money now because I want that house!

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  15. Wow...Some men never learn.

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  16. Wow...Some men never learn.

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  17. Adrian Peterson, 7 kids 5 moms
    Willis Mcgahee, 10 kids 8 moms
    Antonio Cromartie over 5 and 5
    Shawn Kemp over 5 and 5.

    All blacks. Not racist, just facts. Jack ducky, fuck off

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    1. And still, ole Johnny-boy, 8 kids, 5 moms, and counting. Good old white Okie boy.

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    2. Rod Stewart: 3 moms, 7 kids

      Joe Darger: 3 wives, 24 children

      Verlan LeBron: 10 wives, 58 children

      Charlie Sheen: 3 moms, 5 kids

      Mick Jagger: 3 moms, 7 kids

      Kelsey Grammar: 5 moms, 6 kids

      All white guys.

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  18. @Senor Salty - really? REALLY??

    You sir, are what we in England call a tosspot.

    Or a wanker - take your pick.

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  19. My nephew..3 kids, 3 different moms..White guy.

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  20. I am just making an observation, so please do not accuse me of being racist. There are multiple examples of both white and black men having multiple kids with multiple women. What I found interesting of the examples given above, the black men are all athletes. The white men musicians, actors or church leaders. I could be wrong about Darger.

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    1. Men with power regardless of their profession or race often have multiple kids with multiple women because they're idiots who never get told they're wrong for anything.

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  21. Idiot. Really. To know so little at his age? Unacceptable.

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  22. ^ This. What @jackducky said.

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  23. @jack ducky... I'm with you! The color that's the majority here is GREEN!!!! Money = power. Power = multiple women and no condoms and lots of babies! Ewwwww!

    Senor Salty Balls... go troll elsewhere, please! You're effing up the rotation!

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  24. 30 seconds? You really think Mateww (typo and it stays) can last that long?

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  25. Google "Matthew Knowles" and "eWomen Network" he's a freaking motivational speaker now!

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  26. My father is a white Frenchman and has multiple children in multiple countries (he's an equal opportunity slut)and finally got a vasectomy. Doesn't matter what color a guy (women physically would have a hard time doing this)is when the guy is just a sleaze or has a Saturnine complex. Actually, there was a L&O:SVU episode staring my fave, John Stamos who ironically has no children that he knows of, as a guy purposely impregnating women.

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  27. That looks like a funeral picture.

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