The combination of two of Canada's biggest music sellers just didn't work out. After a mere 14 months of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have called it quits. Chad couldn't stop having sex with other women and Avril was having some fun on the side too. Oh, and then the sales of her new record tanked and she blames Chad and being married and how come he didn't write her some of that boring stuff he writes so she could sell millions of records. The thing about this divorce I am going to hate the most is this means there will be more stories about them when they find someone new. I prefer to live in a world where I don't have to be reminded of either of them. Did you know Avril is turning 30 soon? That is crazy. I just assumed she stopped the clock when she hit about 17 because she has never changed her look. Does she want to be in her 40's and singing Sk8er Boi?
Love is dead
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY!!
ReplyDelete*no surprise bout these two (sk8r girl and douche) they are as compatible as oil and water).
I like Nickelback, but she bugs.
ReplyDeleteWho took this marriage seriously?
ReplyDeleteChad got hair like Papa Joe Simpson.
ReplyDeleteDang that was quick!
ReplyDeleteWasn't she revealed as the one who refuses to undress in front of her partner or have sex? That and trying to remain a teenager (at least lookswise) make it sound like something not so nice has happened to her at some point.
ReplyDeleteLet the blind reveals begin!
ReplyDeleteIf these two lovebirds can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? I blame that Hello Kitty video.
ReplyDeleteI blame the lies they've fed us our whole lives about who (and what ) Hello Kitty really is.
DeleteHaha, good one, Tyger.
Deletei want to punch his goofy face in.
ReplyDeleteThey make me itchy.
ReplyDeleteSk8ter crap. Hahaha she's never acted her age. More like 14 yrs old at age 20. She's a bitch and he doesn't realize he's as sexy as wet fart
ReplyDeleteHe's even more douchey than Scott disick and that is saying somethjng.
ReplyDeleteTwo douchenozzles on sale at the hardware store.
ReplyDeleteThis is a bad week for Canadian celebs...Neil/avril/Chad...whose next-Jimcarrey gonna get dumped by his college age GF??
ReplyDeleteNickelback has to be one of the shittiest bands out there.
ReplyDeleteI would go as far as saying that they're the shittiest.
DeleteNickleback is the worst band that has ever existed or will ever exist.
DeleteWhy did they even get married in the first place?
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Tom Haverford, for the pub'
DeleteI love Tom Haverford!
DeleteToo bad he can't divorce his new face
ReplyDeleteShe's only turning 30? I thought she was much older than that.
ReplyDeleteEven Avril can do better! But that rock - I hope she keeps it. Maybe sells it. She should NOT give that back. Just an incredible stone. Really puts KTrash in their place.
ReplyDeleteOh Canada
ReplyDeleteAWw! The canadian royal couple is dunzo. LOL! Cant stand either. Anyone who marries Avril needs to have their head checked.
ReplyDeleteWeren't there some blinds that supposed to be about her having miscarriages? Sometimes you just can't recover emotionally from those.
ReplyDeleteThat said... thank goodness they didn't reproduce!!
Bad couple. Bad music. Like a black hole of epic awfulness.
ReplyDeleteIf I was forced to choose one---Team Avril I guess...how do you go from Brody Jenner to HIM>?!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who is thoroughly disheartened that the dude from Nickelback could afford that rock?
ReplyDeleteAt one point, didn't Enty imply that she was hiding a secret pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteYes, but he also implied she was hiding a secret miscarriage. Basically, she's already to join the Illuminate.
DeleteHis constipated style of singing really rubs me the wrong way.
ReplyDeleteMy sister likes them and even went to their concert. I seriously considered disowning her because of it.
ReplyDeletecanadians are indeed the scourge of the earth.
ReplyDeleteI'm so upset. I might not make it through the rest of my day.... Yeah. Whatever. NEXT!
ReplyDeleteAnother failed relationship for Avril.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised it lasted this long I figured it was a PR stunt to sell their duets.
ReplyDeleteWho gets the ring?
ReplyDeleteThat's all I care about.
Oh please. Nickelback is great, it's just popular to act like you're too cool to like them. They're not nearly as bad as Iggy Azalea, or 99% of the shit that's on the radio right now. Or Avril. She deserves the title of the worst ever, not Nickelback. And if you hate Nickelback do you hate Theory of a Deadman since they sound so much alike??
ReplyDeleteSome of Avril's music is okay, but she's rumoured to be a frigid, spoiled brat womanchild, so him cheating isn't a surprise.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Entertainment Weekly called her the teenage Bob Dylan? Now that was funny.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who her next blonde spiky-haired Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) lookalike loverman will be.
ReplyDelete"Like a black hole of epic awfulness"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Cheryl..I guffawed...
Oh Chad, why the long face?
Seriously didn't he just get her some huge rock? Better keep that to "remind you" of your marriage to Chaddy boy.
Actually she had one good song and she sang it live on SNL. I'm With You. At least SHE didn't use a recording.
Nickelback is what you would get if Journey & Creed had incestuous Satanic-orchestrated sex. Their very existence is an abomination.
ReplyDelete^dying at the Nickleback is the shittiest band ever comments, but Rome got it! Boom!!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be "that guy (girl)", but the only ones reporting the demise of this marriage so far is Us Weekly. So...I think I'll wait and see how this plays out.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really one to hate on Nickleback. People complain that all their songs sound the same, hello, AC/DC anyone? They are good mindless party songs. A lot like Bon Jovi.
ReplyDeletei pray for Avril to be in a sex tape, ala Vanessa Hudgens, just once. what a body.
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