Friday, September 12, 2014

Ain't No Party Like A Palin Party

What happens when you invite the entire Palin family to your shindig? They get drunk and start fights. They even throw punches, draw blood and are ok with you punching them too. Last weekend Sarah and Todd Palin were joined by their three oldest children at a birthday party for several dog sled racers. The family arrived with subtlety, choosing a stretch Hummer as their transportation. After a brief amount of time at the party, someone noticed that one of the guests there was a former boyfriend of Willow who is now 20. Words were exchanged because this split did not end well. Huh. It seems like no split ever turns out well with the Palin family. Words became fists and shoves. The owner of the house where the party was being held tried to intervene and Bristol Palin threw three consecutive right hooks to the guy's jaw before dropping him. Meanwhile Todd and the oldest son, Track were also throwing punches. Track, who is 25 decided he could not fight with clothes on so ripped off his shirt and landed several punches of his own. Todd came out on the losing end of his encounters and suffered what is believed to be a broken nose. What was Sarah doing? Getting in the faces of people and warning them that if they messed with her family she was going to come down hard on them and also did some shoving of her own. The police were called, but no one decided to press any charges. According to a police report, "alcohol may have played a part in the altercation." Umm, yeah. 


57 comments:

  1. It looks like a typical reunion in my family ....

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  2. Guest shot with the Duggars would be mildly amusing. Which family is scarier?

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  3. Previously on Teen Mom...

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  4. What a hot mess they are.

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  5. Omgosh @Lotta... PLEASE let there be something!!

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  6. Palin in the white house would have been hilarious reality tv with that family.

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    1. Stretch hummer....Willow.....Track..... yup. Sounds like white trash.

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  8. hahaha...and just think, this woman COULD have possibly become YOUR President. Of the UNITED STATES. Yep.

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  9. A bunch of scum on a website calling others scum.

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  10. we are classy people Jordan

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  11. Isn't Track the one who married that girl Britta (which sounds like a water purifier) but then they just got divorced and he recently knocked up a girl he met in a bar one night?

    Apparently Sarah pulled the "Don't you know who I am?" card to one of the officers. Or is it "Don'cha know who I am?" Boy, I hope that officer responded with, "Yeah, I do. And that's exactly why I voted for the other guy."

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    1. Ha!@Jason. Yes. Water purifier. Or wife of someone named "Track". Is his middle name Mark by any chance?

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  12. Boy, we sure did dodge a bullet there, didn't we?? Holy shit.

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    1. Yes, but how scary she got that close .

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  13. Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.

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  14. Yee-Haw!!!!

    Honey Boo-boo's kissing red-neck trailer trash cousins had a ho-down.

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  15. Thank god she's not in the White House (but I love John McCain and am angry he chose her) but I hope she never goes away because this family is too funny! It just never ends with them! Anyone see Bristol and Willow on Wife Swap with Joan and Melissa Rivers? The girls were just awful but exactly what you'd expect. And it couldn't have been faked because they came off looking like spoiled brats. But I hope they do another show soon lol

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  16. What incredible trash! And to think she was on a Presidential ticket. And she would be President if the President died. OMG! That is frightening. Why does this trash keep on breeding?!?!?! Those poor kids.

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  17. Is this real life? It sounds like some twisted fantasy not something that actually happened.

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  18. A whole new meaning to: The Thrilla From Wasilla!!!!

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  19. I read the entire post, and comments, with the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies playing in my head.

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  20. The best line from the article:

    "It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, ‘Don’t you know who I am!’” Coyne wrote. “And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, ‘This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!’”

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  21. It's people like this that give white people a bad name.

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  22. Blanc déchets. NASCAR nation chooses its heroes well.

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  23. Why didn't anything this exciting happen in that movie Insomnia?

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  24. LOL @ Count

    I almost wish she and McCain won. Just for the comedy.

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  25. John McCain shouold be permanently banned from American politics for giving her her start. What a pack of idiots!

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  26. The only difference between this party and a Kennedy get together is that no dead bodies were involved.

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    1. trido - plus the Kennedy's have better publicists and probably a Ray Donovan or two on retainer.

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    2. Sorry - 'trudi'

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  27. LOL@ Trudi!

    I heard some Kennedy's were gonna go to this party in Wassila, until they heard no rape was gonna be going on.

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  28. Them Palins sure do love 'em some Jesus, except for his whole turnin' that other cheek thing.

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  29. Yes Count, no woman is safe at a Kennedy get together if there is booze and a combustible motor vehicle near by.

    At least in Wassila they could use a dog sled to get home safely.

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  30. While briefly living in Anchorage, we decided to take a day trip to Wasilla for shits and giggles.

    We were there for maybe an hour or so because it is literally one road with some shops and restaurants and that's it. The rest is backwoods!

    I do remember a cardboard cutout of Sarah in one of the stores in downtown Anchorage and I don't think it was supposed to be funny.

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  31. "It's people like this that give white people a bad name."--Count Jerkula

    ROFL

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  32. AndrewBW is absolutely right. And they are the second coming of the Beverly Hillbillies.

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  33. It is amazing how ignorant and possibly stupid they are. And proud of it. Trash, they actually give humans in general a bad name!

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  34. You mean not all Americans behave like this? Where do you send the classy tourists then? 'Cause they sure as hell don't come to London.

    Did anyone read about this on dlisted? "I haven’t lived until I’ve seen Sarah Palin pull out her Bump-It, hand it to Willow and kick off her exquisite leopard print heels before pouncing on a trick."

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    1. Tut tut, @Yoj, I expect better insults from someone of your obvious intelligence.

      No, not all Americans "behave like this," as n

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  35. That's why I say I'm Canadian when I travel abroad. People leave you alone.

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  36. Bunch of drunken Hillbillies. This story will follow her forever now. Serves her right

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  37. I am perversely impressed that Bristol Palin mixed it up!

    And I love John McCain too!!!

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  38. this is screaming for a grainy cell phone video... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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  39. texas rose: trido actually has a nice ring to it.

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  40. I heard someone tried to upload a video of the fight on WorldStar, but it was rejected because it was filmed in Landscape, not Portrait.

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  41. Somebody should have baracaded the doors and thrown a Molotov cocktail in the window. Take out the whole damn family at once. Backwoods freak show is what they are. ¡Dios Fucking Mio!

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  42. There are concerns over at Immoral Minority that the video, and there was more than one made from more than one witness, will be buried or flat out disappear due to the Palins' control of their many connections. It would be a shame if that happened. Have you heard anything from your end about the footage?

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  43. Where is the footage?

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  44. Den Palins sho itchin' for a tv reality gig!

    Move over Gypsy- Travellers - y'all got competition now! Some new low comin' to town!

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  45. And this is the woman John McCain chose to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

    There's video?! There's gonna be some rich folks up in Alyeska.

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