US Weekly Has Lamest Exclusive Of The Year

I didn't read Us Weekly this week, but I really hope they didn't have this "Exclusive" in their print issue because it is really embarrassing. Of course it would be ten times more embarrassing if they were saving it for this week. The story in question is that Orlando Bloom kissed Nina Dobrev at Comic-Con. Saturday morning was when they sent out their e-mail alert about this incident which happened a week earlier. Forgetting for a second that we already knew this about Nina and Orlando and his performance issues and just read Us Weekly and their story, is this what they have been working on for a week? Since Comic-Con, Orlando has gone to Europe and thrown a punch at Justin Bieber. He has hooked up with the ex-wife of the man who is sleeping with his ex-wife. He has partied with Leonardo DiCaprio and hooked up with two more models on consecutive nights while getting trashed beyond belief, but according to US, we should be interested that he kissed Nina a week ago and then they call it an exclusive. They would also like you to know that both are taking their new romance slow and don't want anything too serious right now. A transcript from an US Weekly meeting about the romance is below.

Reporter gets off the phone - "OMG, ZOMG. Nina Dobrev and Orlando Bloom were tots making out at Comic-Con."

Editor - Seriously? That is amazing. Orlando is really red hot right now. Can you get confirmation that they were making out? I will find out if we can get a cover. Where is Orlando now?

Reporter - I got it confirmed from two sources. I heard Orlando was in Ibiza or something like that. I heard he and Justin Bieber were hanging out and doing the yacht and night club thing. They are probably great friends and you know that Justin is probably with Leo and Leo is probably thrilled to be with Justin.

Editor - Definitely. I wonder if Nina went with Orlando and if they are getting secretly married. That would be incredible. This is such an exclusive. Orlando isn't seeing anyone else is he?

Reporter - No way. He is so heartbroken about Miranda and all he does is focus on his work and friends. Nina must be helping him through all his pain.