Sunday, August 24, 2014

Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times

At this point in his life, what exactly does Suge Knight do? Gone are the days when he was the president of a record company and used to have people beaten when they didn't do what he wanted. He has spent time in jail and his greatest claim to fame seems to be that he is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. See Tupac. Suge Knight is probably the only human being who has managed to get shot at not one, but two, pre-VMA parties. Back in 2005 Knight was shot at a party prior to the Video Music Awards and last night managed to achieve the feat yet again. He was at a party hosted by Chris Brown who is known for having quiet parties where people sit around an play Clue while sipping fine fair trade coffees. Apparently security decided that since Chris Brown was hosting a party, no metal detectors were needed because, who would ever cause trouble at a gathering of people with Chris Brown at the center? Suge is in ICU and is expected to make a full recovery and promises to find a body part that has not been shot in time for next year's awards. Two other people were shot, one of whom is in critical condition.


56 comments:

  1. Finally: proof of the existence of god.

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  2. Damn! Shit has been bumping off lately. Only a matter of time before someone actually gets killed. I hope everyone makes a full recovery.

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    1. +1. The only good thug is a dead thug.
      :(

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  4. What does one expect when we allow them to live above the law and reward their bad behavior...glorifying it, writing rap songs about it, and handing out awards the next night....systematically destroying what was once an amazing industry where talented people were allowed to exist

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    1. He used to have LAPD on his payroll. When that scandal broke in the aftermath it was what The Shield was very loosely based on.

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    2. Good info@alb...

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    3. Yup Rampart district
      Love the Shield

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    4. Oh hell yeah,best show ever!!
      Along with BB obviously...!!

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    5. You're goddamn RIGHT, Tartan!!! ;)

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    6. +100 MILLION, Tricia!!!!!

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  5. I'm still so surprised this guy is still alive after all these years. Guys got 9 lives.

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  6. I loved the game Clue!

    Speedy recovery? *shrugs*

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  7. Hey, to all the people in Northern Cali, hope you're all safe and sound! <3

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    1. Didn't even notice it in Sacramento. Had to look up what you were talking about.

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    2. Thank you @ MeanieRhysie, everyone here in the SF Bay Area is well, if not amused.

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  8. This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin...

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  9. This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin...

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  10. Derek...I'll bite .... so what would happen at a swifty party?

    Easy bake oven bake off?
    Raid mom's makeup?

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    1. Prank calls?
      Spin the bottle? (Coca Cola of course)

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    2. Prank calls?
      Spin the bottle? (Coca Cola of course)

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  11. T swifts parties would definitely consist of easy bake ovens and makeovers---and lots of voodoo dolls of ex boyfriends---and lingerie modeling!

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  12. OT--Quake was centered in Napa--6.1. Fortunately haven't heard of any deaths as yet. I'm in the south bay, just a lot of rocking and rolling here at 3:20 am.

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  13. This would probably happen at a Taylor Swift party.

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  14. Remember when he raped and beat Sam Sneed? That was kinda weird.

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    1. Katie-and he got away with that??!!

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  15. I wonder if they will acknowledge it tonight on the VMA broadcast? Wishing a speedy recovery to those hit.

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  16. @ALB interesting info. Thx for sharing.

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  17. Katie... for a moment I imagined the golfer Sam SneEd getting raped by Suge...

    I may never recover from the visual.

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  18. Suge knight is rumored to be the real mind behind Tupac's murder.At this time,Knight forgot to pay royalties to Tupac and Tupac was ready to drop Knight's label and sue him

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  19. Chris tweeted this:

    "It's disappointing that we as a society can't have fun or enjoy ourselves without any altercations sometimes."

    Aw. Poor Chris.

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    1. Jadon-he left off-" except done by me."

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    2. How did that asshole come out unscathed?

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    3. I can't stop laughing at that tweet. Best irony of the day right there!

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    4. The correct terminology, Fist, is: "...we as a race..." (or "culture"). B/C it's sure as hell not a constant occurrence for white people to shoot at each other everytime they gather at clubs, parties, events, sitting on porches, etc. And "(c)rap music" has done more to bring down and poison an entire generation of black youth than crack. So when you're pointing fingers on your banal P.R. twit account, Fist, just point it right back at yourself. Fu**ing as*hole.

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  20. I had to do a double take when I heard this news this morning because I already thought he was dead. Yes, I'm a dumbass.

    So the VMAs are tonight? Are we watching this travesty?

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  21. Jay Z strikes again. LoL

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  22. @Susan, I was ambivalent about watching, but I'm for sure going to now.

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  23. @Queenannguido - I had EXACTLY the same thought! My dad was a big fan of his (Sam's, not Suge) - the whole idea made me snicker, a fact of which I am ashamed.

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  24. @Jason--- self awareness has never been Chris's strength--good grief!

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  25. Man, this is some tough crowd! Like the mafia.

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  26. "Expected to make a full recovery"? Again? When is someone going to finally get this right? *Kidding*
    One extra bullet and we could have been rid of Chris Brown forever. *Still kidding, well, sort of*

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    1. +1 million. And like Yoji said, too bad the bullet didn't take out Fist Brown, too.

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  28. I'm assuming no one saw anything?

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  29. This dude is inmortal. He has been shot lots of times and survived. Karma perhaps.

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  30. YAWN. Shooting Suge Knight is so mid-90s.

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  31. That cigar looks like a giant turd.

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    1. I thought it looked like a fat co*k hanging from his mouth.

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  32. Hell yeah,some of the best hours of my life spent watching Vic Mackey and Walter White.Oh wait,does that make me sound like a proper tv addict?Feck it,who cares...

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  33. I wonder if it's people still loyal to PAC doing this or he's done some bad business perhaps...

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  34. That cigar picture is cracking me up, idjit.

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  35. I'm guessing the shooter was black since there has been no looting.

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  36. "This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin..."-derek

    "YAWN. Shooting Suge Knight is so mid-90s."-hpychk

    "That cigar looks like a giant turd"-finger

    "I'm guessing the shooter was black since there has been no looting."-haywood


    ^^THESE^^ :^D

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