Karlie Kloss celebrated her birthday by hanging out with Taylor Swift.
Katy Perry continues her transformation into an Oompa Loompa.
Kendra Wilkinson finally smiles.
Lindsay Lohan is wearing Greece out.
Lea Michele finally shakes her boyfriend for a few minutes.
Lourdes Leon on vacation.
Mario Singer is back together with his mistress. I believe that is Ramona Pinot Grigio she is drinking.
Mel B in NYC.
Miley Cyrus has the hipster look down pat.
Damnit I should have saved the Clueless quite for this entire post.
ReplyDelete"Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensembly challenged'?"
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DeleteAlso Karli is ok but ehhh just not feeling that dress, it's like a sheer dress with a same-color skirt under it. But I admit it is by far the best choice on this post.
Pinot Grigo is a white wine Enty...
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks pretty worn out.
ReplyDeleteMadonna has a huge problem her daughter is way hot.
Singer's g/f is fug. But hes old so it evens out.
Katy please learn to dress.
Hasn't Lourdes done mommy boyfriends out of anger? ?
DeleteRevenge fucking mommy's men so soon dear??
They should totes remake postcards from the edge! !
Bleh lord and taylor bag
ReplyDeleteI realize I'm not breaking any intellectual new ground here, but it must be said that Lindsey looks like hammered dog shit. Also - I can't believe crop tops are back - they just look akward and boxy, even on the trimmest body.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Frufra.
DeleteLindsay looks like something a whale swallowed and spit back out.
ReplyDeleteEven a whale is pickier about what they put in their mouths than dehydrated lilo!!
DeleteDamn, how are people still paying for liho? I've seen better looking crack hos on the corners
ReplyDeleteshes drinking white zinfandel. so much for being an alcoholic, enties.
ReplyDeleteI'm so over the green hair trend. Once when I was a teenager, my hair was honey blonde and when I tried to die it back to dark brown, I used the wrong color and it ended up turning green! I was devastated! Now green hair is a tribe, go figure. Guess I was ahead of the times lol.
ReplyDeleteMel B is soo fierce.
Lourdes Leon is a very pretty young lady. I feel bad that her mom is Madonna.. She probably embarrases her all the time.
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DeleteKarlie Kloss in one of the prettiest models out there. So gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteKaty looks like a clown, or some quirky Middle Ages woman on a childrens show.
ReplyDeleteMel B looks gorg from neck up and thighs down. I don't like that dress on her, too tight IMHO.
Lourdes does look pretty !
Katie K. Why bother with a top?
Lindsay has a huge bruise on her arm! Ramona Singer just announced that she is leaving Mario. Haha after she looked like an idiot on the second part of RHONYC reunion telling Andy she and Mario were still together. As Luann said Karma!!
ReplyDeleteKatie, this one sleeve trend is not cute. At least have the other half be a tank strap, not long sleeve. That just makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteAt least her makeup is nice.
And Katy Perry, go back to blue. Or anything besides this color. Green is not the answer.
My SO watches AGT, I like Mel. Heidi is useless.
ReplyDelete@msgirl, I agree. Not loving Heidi this season.
ReplyDeleteWhew! It looks more like Greece is wearing Lindsay out!
ReplyDeleteLilo went for white fishnet to go with her leopard skin. Black fishnet is more evening wear, though the white can be confused with actual fishing and having hauled in something dead and decaying.
ReplyDeleteTrampy, either way it's done, with that sarong/ wrap/ whatever the fuq it is. BARF LINDZ
DeleteI typically like Katy Perry because she (usually) seems like she'd be fun to hangout with but by Grabthar's Hammer what is going on there??? My husband wouldn't believe it was even her. Lord Girl! P.S. Would you ditch the puke green hair already? Punk Rockers everywhere are spinning in their graves over the boring saturation of "colored" hair. We're ALL over it (you listening Kelly O?).
ReplyDeleteMiley - Asston called. He wants his knit cap back. Didn't Johnny Depp already do that look way back in his final year of 21 Jump Street? I remember because he spent that whole season refining the junkie look.
Mugatu: "Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique".
@Min THIS!! I am thankful they haven't discovered nuclear red or rose (studio fx FTW)
Delete"Punk Rockers everywhere are spinning in their graves over the boring saturation of "colored" hair. We're ALL over it (you listening Kelly O?)."
I just noticed Lilo has a huge engagement ring on her left hand. I really hate when people play that card just for snaps.
ReplyDeleteOh Karlie Kloss. It isn't cute when couples dress alike.
ReplyDeleteYes, Linds does have a huge bruise and what looks like dried blood? Maybe I just need to clean my screen?
ReplyDeleteKloss seems like good people.
ReplyDeleteIs that a reveal?? Maybe Kendra finally smiled because her HIV test came back negative. That is a sad situation.
ReplyDeleteMore like Greece is wearing out Lindsay's vajayjay
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you think they do things Greek style, in Greece?
DeleteBARF LINDZ
Linday looks 35 in street years.
ReplyDeleteSo many sheet outfits and not a one sexy.
ReplyDeleteLourdes is a lovely girl. Hopefully she inherited her mother's business savvy and her father's abhorrence of the limelight.
Katy!
ReplyDeleteThat might not be Ramona pinot grigio but Ramona is paying for their lunch
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry we can see your whole cooch and we don't want to!!
Lindsay no.. just no..
Lindsay crochet crotch is something I can't unsee.
DeleteLourdes looks better than Madonna ever could.
That is an unfortunate pic of Katy's nether regions. Even if it a weird angle, it looks like we can see something that we don't want to. Well, most of us anyway.
ReplyDeletethat is NOT hipster style....
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