Five parts today.
Michelle Rodriguez has outlasted them all and finally leaves Ibiza.
Olivia Munn after a meeting yesterday.
Rihanna after dinner last night in what has become a regular look for her.
Rumer Willis after leaving a store empty handed. Probably trying to get something for free.
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are hooking up again and going to Bible study.
Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland on the set of Modern Family.
There can never be too many photos of Samuel L Jackson.
Victoria Beckham leaves her store in London.
Zoe Saldana craved some Italian food for lunch yesterday.
I wanna party with Michelle
ReplyDeleteZoe looks adorable Preggo.
Selena and Justin will never be Brit Brit and JT
True that @dragon! More like Britbits and KFed
Delete@dragon - they can die trying!
Delete@LH and Lotta Glad we are in the same page =p
DeleteSamuel L Jackson! <3 <3 <3
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn: please burn those pants.
ReplyDeleteRumer looks good from a distance except for that tat or whatever on her arm.
ReplyDeleteRiri seems to be alone a lot lately.
Lily Collins could be a guess for the offspring rape victim btw
ReplyDeleteOMG Derek!!! It's totally Lily/Peter Gabriel LOLz (ducks)
ReplyDeleteBTW, there's this new show called You're The Worst. I had hope it would turn into some subpar Don't a Trust that B, but it's been pretty meh. HOWEVER, last night's episode was centered around Gabriel/Collins so it was actually quite amusing
Shag: Mayte Michelle Rodriguez
ReplyDeleteMarry: Mr Cool
Kill: Do I even need to say it? Can I take his parents out, too? It would be a bloodbath.
So over Justin and Selena. I don't have any fucks left to give.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, we got tough decisions here.
ReplyDeleteWinter/Hyland, RiRi, Munn, Gomez. There is a hell of an experience going to be left out, so I need to work this out on paper.
Munn is done for kink and enjoyes having her chitlins licked. She is a lock for some anal.
So now we have to decipher the vagina that will be presented with the gift that is my pecker. The lil bim tag team, the sexual dynamo, or the barely legal dram girl?
I think I gotta got with Selly's vag. She prolly aint as banged out as RiRi and she is hotter than the other 2. Plus I could fill her face full of blow and have her bouncing on my cock in between bouncing off the walls.
Now we come to BJ. This is a category where experience trumps new car smell. If all yer gettin from a broad is a sucked dick, you want a broad who knows her way around a man's junk. RiRi, hands down. Her being voted Most Likely to Lick Taint & Man Ass seals the deal.
In conclusion, I grade this class of gash as follows:
P: Miss Gomez
M: RiRi
B: Miss Munn
So I would have to just sit in a chair in the corner, furiously fapping away, while viewing Winter and Hyland probe each other's holes w/ fingers, tongues and various vibrating apparatus. I should hope they let me huff their panties as this goes on.
Love Samuel L Jackson.
ReplyDeleteThe guy was a social worker before he went into acting.
Sick and Tired of Beaver and Selina. Two idiots that's what they are.
ReplyDeleteSelena's creepy finger...
ReplyDeleteOmg!! Her finger belongs on a 90 year-old crone!
DeletePhooooone hoooooome
DeleteTender Miss Gomez could tickle my prostate with that finger any time. I would just ask her to be gentle, because I am a delicate boy.
ReplyDeleteUmm, yeah, Selena's pointer finger ... WTF!?!?! Looks really creepily, freakishly long!!!!!! Weird!!!
ReplyDeleteBieber's cap has a line on it. Her finger is sort of under the cap. It's weird how it lines up, but just a trick of the eye.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Olivia Munn pulled up her pants quickly after her "audition“.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. Wondering if anyone else caught that.
DeleteI caught it too. Lol
DeleteAwful pants!
ReplyDeleteThe Fickle Finger of Fate has been replaced by the Freakishly Long Finger of Fate. Some a y'all are old enough to get it. :)
ReplyDeleteLet's say Bieber is the nicest, most caring guy ever. The media has just covered rare incidents in which he came off as a douchebag. Wouldn't JUST those incidents be enough for Gomez to stay away from him?She deserves what ever she gets.
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