Five parts today.
Shia LaBeouf definitely likes his pants tight.
Scout Willis decided to go with a bra for this round of pap photos.
Sarah Hyland and Rita Ora are now bff.
The Rock takes his mom home from the hospital after her head on collision with a drunk driver.
Taylor Swift talks about her acting skills in The Giver while
Katie Holmes unpacks the cookies and
Meryl Streep gets the attention of everyone.
This might be the first pap photo of Whitney Cummings I have seen.
Alison Williams gets ready to be Peter Pan.
That doesn't look like cummings
ReplyDeleteI like the frock Rita Ora is wearing.
ReplyDeleteRita Whora turns her attention to girls after running thru every guy in the music biz.
ReplyDeleteScout>Rumer
At least Shia looks fairly clean.
Yes just listen to meryl ya'll.
ReplyDeleteIgnore Katie Holmes
Listen to Taytay talk about her craft
I see Alexander Skarsgard quit this bitch and is still living it up at WOW in Gothenburg. Can't really blame him.
Drunk festival or sitting between Katie Holmes and taytay talking through their craft.... next round please? ??
Taylor Swift acts in The Giver. Keep calm, 7, keep calm.
ReplyDeleteI honestly feel bad for the Willis girls. Dad and mom are rather attractive, but never the twain should meet.
All three of them, too. Yikes.
Deletewhitney cummings "obviously knows the answer to 'who do ya gotta blow to be on one of these roasts'"--greg giraldo (RIP)
ReplyDelete"when people call me selfish for not wanting children i just look at all the shit i have and feel much better".--WhitneyC
HA! Luv her
@Rose
ReplyDeleteYes...it is really nice.
Whitney is gorgeous in person. She has one of the best complexions I've seen, lovely skin.
ReplyDelete@fancy. Love Greg G. Ive uoted that great quote, from the roast, too. I loved that you wrote that. I actually was like jealous of Whitney because she knew / worked with Greg. But I'm getting over it cuz I like her very much. Talk about pretty! Argh. She shore is.
ReplyDeleteGreg, another comic that was obviously pretty troubled inside. But he too provided lots of laughs.
I hate meryl streep. She ruined lives.
ReplyDelete@rosie - care to elaborate?
DeleteI like Rita Ora! She looks great here.
ReplyDeleteWishing The Rock's mom a speedy recovery!
What's up with the helmet hair Swifty is sporting??
@SYF
ReplyDeletei love a woman that can hang with the boys, comedy wise. she seemed to have a really good sense of humor. she can def hold her own.
i agree...i would have LOVED to hang with greg. i was really upset when he died. i thought the roast genre would die with him but seth macfarland did a good job hosting the roast after gregs death. it took the sting of his death away, for me at least.
:^)
Soo concur with everything u said! She does hang well.
DeleteYa, Seth gets a bad rap these past few years but I still laugh at him and think his talent is enormous. Lisa Lamprnelli hangs with the guys well too! She kills me, and my bro, my mom can't stand her.
Oh ya, I just remembered another reason to be jealous of Whitney. Chris D'elia (sp)
Played her hubby on her sitcom. Efff! I'm gonna have to not like her again. Lol
@SYF
DeleteLAMPONELLI is the BEST!
When does her showcome homie (Cummings)?
I feel bad for the people who had to work with Swiftie on that movie. She was sooooo bad on 'New Girl.'
ReplyDeleteThe Rock's mom is gorgeous, and I woldn't want to be the driver (drunk!) who hit the car of The Rock's mother. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteSwiftly looks a lil like Petty.
ReplyDelete(Not that there's anything wrong with it.)
I agree that all the Willis girls are unfortunate looking and Scout was the prettiest of the 3. Not showing here.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they gave Taylor another acting job. She was horrid in Valentines day.
Okay Rosie, how has Dame Meryl screwed up lives?
I want to marry The Rock.
ReplyDeleteOooooh…Taylor. That hair looks like a helmet. Either get a keratin treatment or embrace your natural curl.
ReplyDeleteI hate Taylor's 70's shag mess of a hairdo.
ReplyDeleteI saw a preview for the Shia/Brad Pitt WWII movie (Fury, maybe?) and I HATE HATE HATE to admit it, but Shia looks kinda hot in it. And Brad looks majorly hot, and he's not usually one of my faves. Don't know what's going on there, but I want to see them roll all over Europe in a tank now.
Whitney Cummings is a crackup. She takes no prisoners and doesn't even care who gets offended. Lisa Lampenelli and Kathy Griffin are also favs of mine.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift's hair has looked horrible ever since she cut it. When you have naturally curly hair just make your peace with it. If you want straight hair, wear a wig.
It seems odd that with all the plastic surgery going on in Hollywood, you would think the Willis girls might get something done to soften that big square jawline. Something...Anything! I bet all 3 of those girls want to kill their mom in her sleep.
P: A-Will
ReplyDeleteM: Cummings - I wonder if praying mantis give good head
B: Hyland/Other broad tag team
In homage to The Lord Jerkula,
ReplyDeleteShag: Taylor Swift. She can't possibly be as asexual as she appears. But, if indeed she still hasn't graduated to adult sleepovers, we could reenact the pyjama party from 'The Princess Diaries'
Marry: Meryl Streep. I don't like her acting (sacrilege, I know), but she's sexy and smart and fun
Kill: Six months ago, I'd have said Shia but I'm going have to say Katie. She's like a little brown moth - out of doors it's pretty and harmless but flying around your house it's an annoyance. That's Katie and show business.
Isn't Peter Pan supposed to be an elfin character? Williams looks too big physically.
ReplyDeleteAoife are u in American? Just curious if the late posters are from another country
DeleteAoife
Deletenever mind. Was under the assumption that u posted late usually
Don't know what time it is now (am I very VERY late) but hate to see you hangin fancy-I'm not...in America. xx
ReplyDelete@fancy
ReplyDeleteYes I am in the States. I post late because CDaN is part of my relaxing my brain before bed time. I also like that all of the daily posts have been made by the time I'm reading. It can cause some awkward posting since I'm reading them backwards but it's all good.
@Aoife
ReplyDeleteoh, okay. i dont know why i always think late posters are not "among us". lol
;^)