Random Photos Part One
Five parts today.
Mickey Rourke puts on a Putin t-shirt in Moscow.
Pamela Anderson debates taking off her clothes in the street.
Padma Lakshmi on the phone to her real estate agent after discovering she is sharing a building with Kim Kardashian.
Rihanna, Naomi Campbell and Iman in W.
Ryan Kwanten in Palm Springs.
Sienna Miller filming her new movie in London.
You can win a date with Zac Efron and his first car. Just don't let him drive.
Zoe Saldana and her husband who seems to have stolen Russell Brand's boots.
Those boots belong to Katie Holmes, actually.
ReplyDeleteSix inches forward, five inches back! LOVE my NPH
ReplyDeleteOh right Zoe's husband has that weird topknot ponytail going on.
ReplyDeleteSienna looks so skinny there and not like her.
If I was Padma I wouldn't want to live in the same bldg at a Kartrashian either.
Iman is still so lovely. Naomi looks like she's been airbrushed to hell and back.
LOTS of patterns going on in the picture with NPH.
Ugh Mickey. He's done something to his mouth and nose that makes him look completely different these days.
That wig though. He must share hair tips with Travolta
DeleteThat's Naomi and Iman??
ReplyDeleteZoe's taste in men is questionable. This guy is a douche, and now he's knocked her up. He looks like a Eurotrash K Fed
ReplyDeleteNot his sperm "Allegedly" cough.
DeleteRihanna, Naomi & Iman...oh my!!! Way too much gorgeous fierceness my head just exploded and now I need to apply another coat of Mac RiRi Woo. (The color is really amazing)
ReplyDeleterhianna, naomi, iman...
ReplyDelete((black girl fist pump))
Sooo balls out Balmain!!!
DeleteZoe's husband looks like he visited Mickey Rourke's stylist.
ReplyDeleteDoogie Howser forever!!
Your photo is giving me Orphan Black withdrawal
Deleteiman should be all by herself, shes much nicer and professional than the other 2 females
ReplyDeleteIman was the host of the only 2 seasons of Project Runway Canada. Classy, smart and sassy, no wonder she snagged Ziggy Stardust. I wish she would do the American version if they are doing anymore. Heidi's squeaky voice grates after a while and Iman has so much better taste and style.
ReplyDeleteHer little saying was "You just don't measure up" LOL
Okay it looks like Mickey's hair is weave because his front hairline looks like the braid they use to attach the weave and I agree his face looks different and he was just starting to look normal but oops he went and did it again. He really needs to investigate the hair club for men, talk to Elton John.
ReplyDeleteOh Mickey, that hair... smh
ReplyDeletePammy is looking better in that pic than we've seen all year, hope she keeps it up.
I love Iman! All 3 ladies look good & the contouring/airbrushing really helped with RiRi's forehead.
I don't like Zoe, sorry. She's just an ok actress with who's pretty. She's like plain frozen yogurt.
Ryan Kwanten looks like Aaron Carter now
ReplyDeleteMickey...you're not so fine. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteIman cannot be human!! Damn, still freaking gorgeous!!
That W cover is fierce. Can you imagine the chatter leading up to the photo shoot. Here's hoping Riri knew her place.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh Mickey! You are NOT so fine.. But my mind is indeed blown staring at your close ups
P: Miller
ReplyDeleteM: Pam
B: Chocolate Trio - If you gimme a shot at both RiRi and Naomi's buttocks, Aunt Ester could be the 3rd one and I'd be happy.
Is putin taking mickeys endorsement of sorts as a compliment?! Jokes on him.
ReplyDeleteAnd please, for the love of baby jesus, dont show us any topless pictures of rourke again. Ever. I still cant un-see that one!!!!
DeleteTMZ reported Rourke when in for major re-work. I'm re-thinking some of my negative remarking, but not when it comes to him. I do not know why this guy earns a dime in HW, if that's where he gets it from. Residuals from long ago? Okay. Thats fair. Maybe he invested.
ReplyDeleteBut I believe the DB has deserved prison time.
So, without too much guilt, I want to say he still looks fugly and creepy. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person. Just ask half the women he's beat on.
Ryan K. Don't know who u r at, but I'm glad ur getting the pap shots ur team requests. Ur worth looking at.
Love the 3 ladies cover. Or, 2 ladies and Rhianna. They look fab. But yeah, I wish their own beauty was more exposed than then the talent of the artist who painted them. Still fun to see. And yes, IMAN is just gorgeous and conducts herself like a lady.
So that's the girl who sleeps with all tbe husbands? Or SO's or guys? MEHHHH. I guess availabity is all it takes.
I don't think that's Kwanten.....
ReplyDeleteI cannot tell a lie...I like the man-bun. Padma is in great shape.
ReplyDeleteI would not have guessed that was Iman, but she & the other two look beautiful.
Count - The Chocolate Trio - I have all their albums. Do they give a guy a group discount when purchasing all their services?
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Mickey Rourke is right up there w/the infamous Michael Lohan mesh-shirt shot, and almost as bad as Verne Troyer's lizard tongue...my EYES, my EYES!!!
ReplyDelete*rushes off to remove contacts and start flushing eyes w/distilled water*
I guess I don't mind the doooooshy Italian Dude look. Which is good since that's what i gravitate towards.
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke just kills me. He was so gorgeous and now...man I loved him in Angel Heart.
ReplyDeleteZac looks all burned out and messed up and I can't help but want to break me off a piece of that. Oh my God, I sound like Count. I'm attracted to the trainwreck he's got going on.
ReplyDeleteIs Mickey rocking a bumpit?
ReplyDeleteGet it, Fru!
ReplyDelete@Haywood: If Naomi is involved, I imagine she would have an upsell for each hole she would be asked to touch/lick. RiRi, I would guess that once you pay the door fee, a bag of blow would shit the situation to anything goes. No clue about Iman, never paid attention to her.
@Count - even mom/teacher/wife/PTA types like me often have a troubled past ;-). We'd have probably been at the same parties in high school.
DeleteDo tell Frufra!!
ReplyDelete@Sherry - I was just your classic case damaged goods gal who started partying at 14. Every opportunistic dude's dream scenario, really. But I cleaned up my act, graduated college, and got married. Young wild child turned good girl :-).
DeleteIman looks different….
ReplyDeleteSorry, but Iman is so much better than those other ladies. Having her in it at least brings the quality of the picture up. And I am totally jealous that she landed Bowie, but also happy for them both.
ReplyDeleteThat's Iman? She looks like Beverley Johnson there. Maybe because they lightened her skin, as well as Naomi Campbell's. Either way, it's a great photo, they look fantastic.
ReplyDeletelet's hear it for Frufra from one wild girl turned smart girl to another!
ReplyDeletelet's hear it for Frufra from one wild girl turned smart girl to another!
ReplyDeletelet's hear it for Frufra from one wild girl turned smart girl to another!
ReplyDeleteHarold and Kumar was the first thing I ever saw NPH in.
ReplyDeleteHoly weave!
ReplyDeleteRihanna, Naomi & Iman looking incredible. Even if two of them are psychos.
Holy photoshop but those three look fantastic. Great cover.
ReplyDeleteSienna's haircut reflects her character - raggedy.
NPH, yay.
I can't tell if Padma's mouth is frozen.