James Franco is now a blonde. Wants to be in a boy band.
Jennifer Lopez out shopping yesterday.
Julia Roberts takes a walk in Malibu.
Jessica Simpson shows off her great body and really bad taste in headbands.
Katie Holmes looking lovely at the premiere of The Giver.
One of Robin Williams' best friends Jeff Bridges showed up even though he said he didn't want to be there.
Taylor Swift
Meryl Streep and Louisa Gummer
Katie Holmes gives one of her looks to Spike Lee.
James Franco....yuck.
ReplyDeleteSTUNNED speechless
ReplyDeleteKaties shoes dont go with her dress. Otherwise, she looks nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jessica Simpson, why does she look like such a body builder? Its great shes in shape, but thats not very cut. And her boobs are lopsided.
Franco looks like Eurotrash douchness.
ReplyDeleteJessicas legs are almost bodybuilder muscular.
Batsperm probably thinks he has a boy band in his pants.
ReplyDeleteIs Taylor Swift in The Giver? Blargh.
Cute, not cut.
ReplyDeletesaw Katie on Jimmy Fallon last night they were doing some computer app that screws up your face, she was quite charming actually and that dress I love it wow that's a best dressed of the week on Fashion Police
ReplyDeleteIs Jessica Simpson going to join the WWF is it still called that?
I hope JLo is shopping for a better pair of shorts.
I'm over Jessica Simpson's stomach-sucked-in, hand-on-hip poses.
ReplyDeleteTaylor looks amazing, as usual.
ReplyDeleteThe Dude!!!
ReplyDeleteSo wait! FRANCO actually IS the "blonde transsexual" from the blind the other day! We just got Shyamalaned! (*duck and hides*)
Sorry everyone. Pulling my best to provide some comic relief today! HeisenHugs!!!!
It's working:)
DeleteOther days blind solved...Franco hit on "Francine" and they he/she turned himself/herself down!
Franco is blonde for a new role.
ReplyDeleteJess's legs are amazing.
Wtf, heels with shorts? Looks like a streetwalker.
ReplyDeleteCan Taylor do something/anything with that hair?
Seeing Jessica in that pose reminds me of disco days. Just...no.
Despite Holmes' face, I bet she missed those times when she had to look down to a male midget who was speaking to her.
ReplyDeleteP: Holmes
ReplyDeleteM: J-Ho
B: Simpleton - Don't get ahead of your self honey, I'll bring the enemas and some booze. Lets make it a party.
Franco's hair is a wig. Zachary Quinto instagrammed a photo about a wig fitting with James for their new movie.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes hits a home run here finally
ReplyDeleteMeryl's daughter is v pretty
Louisa very pretty. Jess's legs all bony and jut out at odd angles. It looks like she pushed any fat up to her neck, so bottom weirdly thin but from mid chest on, its an explosion. Just stand naturally for chrissakes!
ReplyDeleteI love what Swifty is wearing. She has a good stylist (hoping it's not RZoe).
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks chesstica breasts are implants? ? No just wonky no.
ReplyDelete7 0f 9 - well said.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is JLo shopping for?
ReplyDeleteWhere are the stores?
Holmes looks marvelous indeed.
Jessica - not my fav look or pose or bathing suit or... Then again, I wouldn't mind looking like that.
Julia looks pretty goooo there. I'm really thinking if cutting my hair to that length. Looks good and not as much hair to have to style. Or get in a bun.
I think Jessica's boobs are fake too.
ReplyDeleteJames Franco's hair is taking me back to my middle school days when all the boys were bleaching their hair.
Always thought Jessica's boobs are bought.
ReplyDeleteOh ya, Daddy tried to act they were "natural gorgeous D's". Vomit inducing Minister that he was.
JSimps definitely looks like she's sporting bolt ons. Wonder if she got 'em done since she's lost the weight? The two babies in a row/losing a bunch of weight might have left them in sad shape.
ReplyDeleteKatie almost looks like a ballerina there.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jessica's legs are so very muscular. Actually too much so.
Louisa G is gorgeous.
Swifts dress is so beautiful!
ReplyDeleteJess' body looks crazy. Her insane leg muscles and her messy bewbs.
Jessica- something is kind of off,almost like she is melting just a tiny tiny bit. Even the bewbs look kind of slidey.
ReplyDeleteJLo is going to be featured on FP "starlet or streetwalker" and everyone will guess "streetwalker".
ReplyDeleteJessica studied at the Mariah Carey School of How To Suck In Your Gut . Why the hell did she need to have her tits out like that? And at a Bridal Shower?
ReplyDeleteI always thought Jessica's boobs were real. Now, not so much. As the owner of a pair I can tell you that real DD boobs do NOT have circles around them when pushed up like that.
ReplyDeleteJLo's legs are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI love Meryl's look there. Usually she does semi-frumpy but she's looking awesome in the skinny pants & heels.
Jessica's working the calf muscles too hard and not doing enough stretching to keep the muscles elongated. That's how people get that lumpy leg look. The tits are obviously fake.
ReplyDeleteSwifty bores the shit out of me but she always looks great.
Meryl, yay.
Julia, boo.
JLo, meh.