Bradley Cooper films his new movie in London.
Also filming a new movie is Brooklyn Decker.
Chris Martin arrives in NYC.
Chloe Moretz is holding hands with a guy who is not her brother or Brooklyn Beckham.
Chris Pratt walking the streets of LA.
Chris Rock hands a foul ball he caught to a kid.
A first time appearance for Charli XCX in the photos.
Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama at Disneyland.
Oh, Chris Pratt is yummy.
ReplyDeleteI saw a brief video of Chris Brown doing the ALS ice bucket thing, and he looked ticked even doing that.
Charli XCX? Have we run out of ways to be so different that we're relying on Roman numerals now?
D'oh, it's Chris Rock, not Chris Brown. I <3 Chris Rock!
DeleteDemi just officially lost her right to talk shit on Biebena Homez.
ReplyDeleteChris Rock is everything
I would like a ticket to the Pratt gun show, pretty please!
No respect for Bobby Canavale sitting with Rock Enty?
ReplyDeleteWilmer went to Disneyland scouting for underage girls and used Demi as a beard.
I think that kid with Chloe is the new Biebs Austin Mahomet's (sp?).
YAY ITS FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR TME!!!
* *Mahome**
ReplyDeleteDemi is an idiot- keep going back to dysfunction and wonder why you have issues!
ReplyDeleteChloe and friends look to be holding hands, maybe that's her thing. ?
Brooklyn decker is a horrible actress! She needs to stop
Yeah Sandy Bobby looking good there.
ReplyDeleteDoes Chloe have a balance issue and not the need to be treated like a 2 year old?
Demi, Demi, Demi. You must enjoy masochism.
P: Decker on my pecker
ReplyDeleteM: Broad next to Chloe
B: Charli
Good job Chris Rock!
ReplyDelete+1 on Demi as idiot. And her yodeling music makes me stabby.
ReplyDeleteFrankly she deserves whatever chlamydia Wilmer has to share.
SO happy to see Chris Pratt hitting the big time! I really enjoy watching his wife Anna Faris, too...that show "Mom" that she's starring in is pretty good. They seem like the newest fun couple.
ReplyDeleteShag: Woo hoo! Charli XCX AND Chris Rock, because "wealth is... about having a lot of options".
ReplyDeleteMarry: Chris Pratt, for being the Hollywood equivalent of a unicorn: a nice man.
Kill: Wilmer Valderrama
PostScript
ReplyDeleteI wanted to take my time creating an appropriate programme of torture for Wilmer Valderrama and this is what I've come up with so far (it's a work in progress):
He will, of course, be bound and gagged throughout.
1. The greatest thespian of our times, Ashton Kutcher, will perform all of Shakespeare's soliloquies while Tom Cruise laughs manically at inappropriate places.
2. Danny Masterson and Laura Prepon will take it in turns to read from the sacred scripture of L. Ron Hubbard while Tom Cruise stares intensely at Wilmer, intermittently calling him "glib".
3. Mandy Moore will sing her greatest hits while Tom Cruise break dances.
4. Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, will give Wilmer lap dances dressed as the twins from 'The Parent Trap' (the Hayley Mills version) while Tom Cruise jumps up and down on a sofa.
5. Wilmer will finally be unbound and left alone in his room with a bottle of paracetamol and a prepared suicide note.
Chloe's holding hands to keep her friend from walking into a wall while he (idiot) texts.
ReplyDeleteYoj, Tom Cruise has to work too hard in your scenario, you slavedriver.
@Sprink
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing to Level 7 who does all his own stunts.
I have the biggest man crush on Chris Pratt.
ReplyDeleteChris Pratt is the one and only celebrity who is photographed by paps when he visits sick kids at hospital( who called the paps?)
ReplyDeleteAnd his visit is probably a part of the promotion because StarLord's suit is a property of Marvel studio ( even RdJ has an IronMan suit at home)
I don't get the Chris Pratt thing. I have nothing against him, I'm just not seeing what all of you are. I feel so alone.
ReplyDeleteBut then there's Wilmer, I'm back with u guys....he's so creepy and Demi...smh! I like Wilmers tee, but not on him. It's scary. Demi must like the abuse, or she needed a beard real bad.
Chris Rock = <3
That's Brooklyn Decker? Huh.