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Every morning I wake up and don't have food magically appear on my table like a Hogwarts feast is another disappointing day.
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You have a table in the basement? Go upstairs, I'll bet there's bacon and eggs on that table! And mimosas!
ReplyDeletePrepare for a life time of disappointment then. Either that or you can ask your parents for Christmas to buy you a mail order bride from a third world country to help you resolve this first world problem.
ReplyDelete*snort* My step/half-brother's (whatever your adopted father's son from a previous marriage that you met twice as adults is) mail order bride couldn't last the two years living in the trailer behind his grandmother's house and got herself back to Russia.
DeleteLOL @Gayeld!!! That's soooo sad! Reminds me of Healy and Katya on OITNB
DeleteThat's what my sister and I thought. Right before I would snickeringly point out that he was her actual (half)brother.
DeleteMove your bed to a supermarket -all the food you can eat,and new truckload arrives daily.
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My Porsche is too fast
Enty, be happy for what you do have instead of focusing on the negative. It makes it easier to get up each day.
I think he means the mornings his mom hasn't put out the spread and bacon. (Updtairs table)
ReplyDeleteSounds line an Instant Breakfast and maybe an easy to heat left over. And bacon! kinda morning.
OT. I LOATHE THAT "Toaster Streudle" COMMERCIAL. THAT KID HAS TO GO! The dear in tbe kitchen window can stay.
The deer (not dear)
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ive done nothing to help u achieve that, btw, but u r welcome anyway. lol
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Enty might have a microwave in the basement. Just needs to buy a little device & wholla microwave bacon.
ReplyDeleteJust needs mum of course
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