Monday, August 25, 2014

MTV VMA Photos Part Three

Michelle Williams
Ed Sheeran
Sarah Hyland
Victoria Justice
Ashley Rickards
Mary Lambert
Holland Roden
Brandi Cyrus
Jack Antonoff



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  1. Sarah Hyland looks scary.

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    1. It's that dark lipstick. Never been a huge fan of dark brown toned lipsticks.

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    2. The eyebrows and the hands on hips pose don't help. She looks like she's auditioning for Maleficient's younger sister.

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    3. She looks like a clip from the 90's

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  2. Michelle Williams looks like she just got up, grabbed a beach towel to wrap around herself... Michelle, you are beautiful. Please try again.

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    1. I don't think Michelle's dress is all that bad, especially given the venue, but she does not look like she wants to be there. Not one little bit.

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  3. Is it just me or do a lot of these folks seem uninspired? "Pfft, I'll throw something on, but I refuse to smile- screw the VMAs."
    Or maybe that was me.

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  4. Yikes, whole lotta wtf here!

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  5. True kno. It's summer and a Sunday, they were probably forced by their publicists or a contract to go.

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  6. Ashley Rickards has a knock out body!

    OMG there's another Cyrus unleashed on the world?

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    1. Sherry: initially I didn't recognize the Cyrus spawn without her stripper pole.

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  7. Jack would not be invited there on his own without his relationship with lena dunham...

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    1. I don't know, that FUN! band had a lot of irritatingly catchy songs on for a long time

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  8. Oh. My. Goodness. Sarah Hyland looks like one of those human barbies. And thank god for Mary Lambert, the only normal one there.

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  9. Who is Brandi Cyrus? I thought Miley's lil' sis was named Noah?

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  11. Don't know who most of these are, I must be getting old.

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  12. Well, that's certainly not the Michelle Williams I was expecting when I read the caption. When did the entertainment industry not require people to change their names if someone else already had it? (See "David Bowie" vs. "Davy Jones".)

    Hmm...I wonder which of the Michelles we should rename "Vicki Lester"? (Points if anyone gets that old-Hollywood reference.)

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    1. Topper, A Star is Born!

      After seeing blonde Michelle Williams crack mirrors with her singing in Cabaret, I knew for sure they hired the wrong Michelle Williams.

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  13. Probably not a good idea to name your kid Jack when the surname ends with -off...

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  14. Apparently none of the Cyrus females can get their knees to touch.

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  15. Brandi Cyrus? Where'd she come from?

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  16. P: Roden

    M: Hyland - pretty mouth, big eyes, I'm in.

    B: Rickards

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  17. @loopymommy Ha! And thanks for getting my reference. I sometimes think I'm terribly clever, and then am bummed when no one else understands my brilliance.

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  18. Those are some fugly frocks and high water pants!

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  19. I don't care enough to break this down individually. I don't even know who most of them are.
    Go home. Do better next time.

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