Friday, August 08, 2014

Mr. X Blind Item #7

What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.

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  1. Is that not standard groupie behaviour though?

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    1. @Violet Pretty much. I picked Neyo because the gender of the groupies is not specified, and it would be quite the reveal if the groupies were guys.

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    2. Wait, damnit this is a Mr Obvious BI, I doubt it's that salacious.

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  2. What does anyone see in Bieber as a potential lover? He looks like a boy to me and his personality sucks.

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  3. Don't be silly, Doctah. This is scandalous not because of gender, but species. A gaggle refers to landed geese and Difficult Brown would definitely hit that. Geese fucka fa sho

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    1. @LadyH A++ Comedy Gold, Will Read Again. I laughed so hard & suddenly that I started choking! You're the best LOL.

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  4. Oh and check out blind #1 riven. Thanks for the shout out!

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  5. R. Kelly

    What the BI didn't mention the concert was at a middle school and they lined up In front of the urinals in the boys' bathroom.

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  6. R Kelly was my first thought, troubled, R&B

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  7. @LadyHeisenberg
    That's brilliant!

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  8. ROFL @Riven! Which amahzing CDANer wrote about something being tighter than a dick's butthole? Was that you? Anyways, my new operating theory is that Chris Brown is a CDaN reader and that post inspired him to get some quack ass

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    1. A dick's butthole!! Bwahaha I keep topping myself. *DUCK'S butthole

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    2. HAHA no I wish I could claim credit for that one but it was not me. But I am totally going to use "dick's butthole" as my new go-to schoolyard insult. It's a nephew thing lol z

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  9. Troy Songz or August Alsina. I'll go with August since Trey isn't really troubled. Also, those 2 did shows with Chris Brown.

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  10. Anonymous11:20 AM

    If the groupies were 15, definitely R Kelly.

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  11. Jen: Yes, but were they 16 year old GEESE? Gaggle is the operative word here.

    Who made the ducks butt comment on here, dammit! That discourse was fucking awesome!

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  12. C. Brown

    I guess thoes hoes are loyal!!

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  13. Crooner made me think of R Kelly.

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