What A/B-list singer, former reality star and current rock frontman says the worst sex he had was with this bisexual former A-list actor, now at a struggling B/C-list, whom he appeared with in a play once? He said it felt like the scene in Return of the Jedi where Princess Leia is chained to Jabba the Hutt.
Lambert
ReplyDeleteAnd Chris coffert from glee
DeleteThey were in a play reading /benefit in LA together I remember
DeleteI don't think Chris whoever was ever A- list
DeleteTrue..very true
DeleteHe's not bisexual either.
DeleteAdam Lambert
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer?!
ReplyDeleteTen Commandments had Lambert and Kilmer
DeleteWow... That be juicy VIP
DeleteSounds right! Lambert/Kilmer...
DeleteThe Jabba the Hutt analogy would make sense w Kilmer
DeleteVIP, i bow to thee, best guesser of blind items!
DeleteThat's an amusing description. Chained to Jabba the Hutt...eewwww!
ReplyDeleteI am sure when he was HOT Val Kilmer he was straight now that he is humongous he must be into anything. Also last time I checked AL used to be a chubster his damn self.
ReplyDeleteMust be true, Montana. Because fat people will obviously have to take what they can get.
DeleteWell Kilmer dated Cher quite awhile so he might have getting wig and make up tips.
ReplyDeleteAny world where Adam Lambert ranks higher than Val Kilmer is a world I do not wish to be a part of.
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ReplyDeleteWell shut my mouth. That WAS the right Adam Lambert. All hail VIP! I notice that the picture of Val is quite old. That was hot Val not old fat Val.
ReplyDeleteNow I have to watch that Star Wars clip, i only saw Star Wars 1 x and I don't remember much except not a fan. But I need to see what one of my former crushes "makes love" like.
ReplyDeleteBut maybe there was something off about AL, or maybe AL was far more experienced in that scenario. Maybe VK was just going for the release and no frills.
We'll always have Real Genius and Iceman. .
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ReplyDeleteNot nice to kiss and tell.
Delete"with whom he once appeared in a play"
ReplyDeleteYou at least correctly used "whom," though! Congratualtions! You just need to work on sentence structure a bit!
And let me try spelling "congratulations" correctly.
ReplyDeletePot, meet kettle. lol
ugh--all I imagine is AL in a gold bikini and Humongous VK licking him and slobbering all over him. I need to bleach my brain
ReplyDeleteVal used to be so damn hot.
ReplyDeleteTop Gun flying low guns on this one
ReplyDeleteWhen you shag a Scientologist, you know it ain't gonna be something to write home about.
ReplyDeleteI mourn the loss....
ReplyDelete@VIP FTW!
Best Val Kilmer is in first half of the doors and thunderheart. Gross val is in the second half of the doors and Alexander as king Philip.
ReplyDeletemissbunny, no love for Val The Saint? Tut.
DeleteVal was great in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with the truly overrated RDJ...
ReplyDeleteVal definitely had a great run there, but "are we cross?"
ReplyDeleteHe will forever be Doc Holliday.
And Lambert has to be higher than Val right now. He is doing a supposed bang up jobs fronting Queen.
@Matthew, YES!
DeleteI'm your huckleberry
Youtube has the finale of "The Ten Commandments".
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ0z1lZqpR0
@sugarbread maker
ReplyDeleteI'm liking your taste in teen comedies, sugarbread!
Yes Matthew, Doc Holliday was my fave too.
ReplyDelete"I'm your huckleberry"
Appropriate (translated) Jabba quotes:
ReplyDelete"Han my boy, you’re the best. So for an extra twenty percent..."
"Do that again"
"You will soon learn to appreciate me."
"Move him into position. Put him in!"
yoj.. we could be twins girl from another pond
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ReplyDeleteWe could be the real life 'Orphan Black'!
probably!!
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