Most Ridiculous Story Of The Day

Radar has a story today that claims Michelle Rodriguez is back with Cara Delevingne. Meh. Who really cares and if they do get back together, Cara will get tired of it and move on to one of the other 100 women that she seems to know and who want to hang out with her. She is the British version of Taylor Swift when it comes to friend finding. The thing that cracks me up about the story is that it says Michelle and Zac Efron broke up because Michelle couldn't handle how much partying Zac was doing. Huh? Are we talking about the same Michelle Rodriguez here? The same one who has never met a bottle of booze she didn't finish on her own? The same Michelle Rodriguez who can party literally non-stop for two days straight. Setting aside the obvious fact that they probably broke up because drunken make out sessions are not a relationship and Michelle doesn't like stubble when she sucks face, there is no way Michelle is ever breaking up with someone because they party more than her. There is a part of the story where they say Michelle needed to take her mind off Zac like this was some dumping at the altar. What are they smoking over there? Whatever it is, don't give it to Michelle because she apparently won't be able to handle it.