Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Jared Leto And Alexis Arquette Had Sex

Alexis Arquette has been quiet for some time. Of course in the Arquette family to get attention you have to really stand out. Can you imagine what a Thanksgiving dinner is like at their house? You have Patricia brooding in one corner and when she was with Nicolas Cage they probably set world records for brooding. Looking smugly at everyone while chain smoking cigarettes and reliving her glory days in the 80's is Rosanna. Then you have David throwing back shots and snorting lines off the dining room table before rubbing the turkey all over his naked body. Finally there is Alexis who gets everyone to shut up by telling the rest of the group that he had sex with Jared Leto before Alexis transitioned to a woman. I think we can all agree that Jared is much like our version of Russell Brand. I'm not saying that Russell will have sex with a guy or has had sex with a guy, but I think that he is pretty much open to having as much sex as possible with as much variety as possible and would like that to repeat eight times every day.

Alexis, who was Robert back then says that Jared Leto's manhood was huge and then went on to describe it in very vivid detail. 

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