It took five years but Corey Feldman is finally divorced from his wife Susannah. Apparently it took so long to get divorced because they couldn't decide who should get the 2002 Hyundai (Susannah) and the 2001 Mercedes (Corey). Corey is also going to shell out $750 a month in child support for their ten year old son. He must spend more than that on the women he likes to pretend he is dating all at once like some Hugh Hefner wannabe. The thing Corey wanted most in the world was for Susannah to not be able to use the name Feldman. You know, because it is probably a huge moneymaker for her. I mean, if you hear the name Susannah Feldman you are probably rushing to whatever appearance she is showing up for just so you can get a glimpse of the actress who once starred in Big Wolf On Campus. If she goes as Susannah Sprague you are probably wondering who she is. Susannah was also awarded sole custody which is a little unusual.
Doesn't he "host" parties, where guys have to pay to hang out with him and his models?
ReplyDeleteI read a truly bizarre article from a "journalist" who went to one, and she admitted she slept with him.
Or tried to.
He was too into his nitrous oxide.
Ill bet within 18 months she has him in court for failure to pay child support.
ReplyDeleteI remember them getting married on some reality show. M.C. Hammer officiated
ReplyDelete@sandybrook I bet you are right
ReplyDeleteOh Susannah, oh don't you cry for Corey..
ReplyDelete+ Awesome sauce.
DeleteSusannah Feldman sounds like a nice Jewish Upper Eastside social climber.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Feldman have a kid with Vanessa Marcel he doesn't pay for?
Henriette - I know he was married to her but I believe she only has a kid with Brian Austin Greem
ReplyDeleteYep, Vanessa's kid is with BAG, she has some great taste in guys. She was still giving Feldman money for a long time after they broke up, but she was still on the soap, then she wasn't working & asked him for money & Feldman wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he was married.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Vanessa Marcel would go " there". Sonny would be so disappointed, as am I.
I think Enty and SsndyBrook are in the nose.
@SYF
DeleteSnort ! Yes Sonny would as am I too.
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DeleteOh, I remember the Surel Life, when they were on & MC Hammer married them at the end of it. One of the girls from Survivor was on it, she was supposed to be the hottie on SL that season, and Suzy was jelly.
ReplyDelete@discoflux
ReplyDeleteI knew she had a kid with some loser and was married to Feldman.
THEY were married? I had no idea...
ReplyDelete$750 a month! Is that correct?
ReplyDeleteI have a vague recollection of her on some reality show burping and lurching about. Not overly classy.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably breathing a sigh of relief.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like his babysitter.
ReplyDeleteAh well, at least she got the Hyundai.
Why is she wearing her underwear in public?
ReplyDeleteCannot imagine sleeping with this guy. Actually had no idea he was even married. He must make no money for her to only get $750 a month. That's what regular guys pay. Not movie STARS!!
I had no idea he was ever married or had a kid.
ReplyDeleteThe divorce took years because they couldn't decide who got which car? Okay, that's the oddest thing I've heard in a while.
ReplyDeleteWhen I look closely I see he's wearing a patterned shirt in that picture but it sure looks like tattoos.
Something about Corey Feldman reminds me of Charlie Sheen, lookswise.
ReplyDeleteWhat a contrast from the previous story.
ReplyDeleteNitrous, porn girls, swing parties, penny pinching to the extreme, narcicism, coke paranoia, herpes, trauma from childhood abuse...that Corey has a lot to offer
ReplyDeletewow as someone above said, most middle class people pay somewhere around that amount...how weird. Wonder if she is by some strange miracle a decent human being who didn't try to put the screws to him. Probably not. I don't think that sole custody is unusual given the fact that his 'playmate' or whatever parties are plastered all over the internet, that is not really a sound environment for a child
ReplyDelete$750 a month? That's just a couple hundred more a month than my brother has to pay and his was off a salary of a bar bouncer.
ReplyDelete$750! Finally a reasonable amount of child support.
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