Thursday, August 28, 2014

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Married

Apparently when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt decided to go to Nice with their kids, it wasn't just a family vacation. According to a spokesperson for the couple, the two got married on Saturday in France. That was literally the extent of the statement. No details. No word on whether Billy Bob Thornton was there to guide the couple through their wedding night. No word on whether to celebrate the pair decided to adopt the children of an entire country. They are going to make a movie together though which should be interesting. They claim it will have lots of sex scenes. Now that they are married though I wonder if working together is such a good idea. It has not really worked well for other couples. 

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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75 comments:

  1. crila166:02 AM

    Ok...kudos to them for keeping it under the radar and not for publicity reasons. If the rumors are true...then they married merely for the power couple status.

    Either way...good luck to them both.

    Poor Jen.

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  2. sandybrook6:02 AM

    Mazel tov!

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  3. LottaColada6:03 AM

    Congrats! Nice shade, enties.

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  4. FSP6:04 AM

    When does Jen get pregnant?

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    1. Unknown8:51 AM

      @FSP supposedly she just had a miscarriage.

      Congrats to Brad and Angie!

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  5. Tricia136:12 AM

    This is how 2people in love get married:quietly,privately, with discretion and probably surrounded by only their loved ones...NoW

    HOw to to have a fraudulent relationship/wedding executed for media attention,profit and

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  6. Unknown6:12 AM

    Why would they marry for the power couple status when they've had that for years?

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  7. Tricia136:13 AM

    Whwere guests had to be purchased...

    Your honor...I enter into the court, exhibit A:Kimye

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  8. Kno Won6:23 AM

    Kudos, Brangelina!
    Damned well played!
    This is how it's done, wannabes.
    It's called subtlety.
    Study it carefully.
    Hint: It can't be bought.

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  9. Henriette6:30 AM

    Is this why Aniston is talking about her empty uterus?

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  10. discoflux6:30 AM

    Weren't they not getting married as a protest for marriage equality?

    I guess they had a predetermined number of states instead.

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  11. Unknown6:42 AM

    They have films to sell this year and with no adoptions, pregnancies and new surgeries only this was left. Congratulations.

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  12. Jessi6:43 AM

    Very Nice. But why even announce it? That is subtle "Look At Me" kind of shit. They could have just done it and no one would have been wiser. Then when someone happened to ask they could say, Yes, Yes we did finally get married a few months ago!

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  13. Jessi6:46 AM

    Also, with the mention of Jen, did anyone happen to see the Friends reunion on Jimmy Kimmel? Jen's acting ability is absolute shit, always has been mediocre, but now just straight up bad. She was so bitchy and not in a funny way.

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  14. auntliddy6:48 AM

    Very well executed. Mazel. For the love of sweet baby jesus, everyone pls stfu about annistons womb!!!!!!! She's fine!!!!!!!
    As for working together, see: Eyes Wide Shut. Nuff said.

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    1. Gayeld7:00 AM

      The reason everyone is preoccupied with Anniston's womb is that she won't just come out and say "Yeah, I don't really want kids. I'm happier being me." It's the years of "I'd love to have kids, someday" that has the tabloids watching her every burrito bump.

      Just say it, Jen. It doesn't make you a bad human being. Lots of people don't want kids. Just own it.

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    2. auntliddy2:35 PM

      Gay-i just dont see why she has to say anything! Its no ones f*cking business but hers! Everybody outta her uterus, now!!!!!!

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  15. AJ6:52 AM

    Congrats to those two crazy kids !

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  16. Eros6:52 AM

    Congrats to them both! I hope they make it the long haul. They've been together 10? years though so obviously they're doing something right.

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  17. MISCH6:53 AM

    I think they've been married for a very long time..this was just P.R. timing for the announcement …

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  18. Unknown6:57 AM

    I think they announced it primarily to get the press to stop staking them out hoping to get the jump on a wedding that already happened.

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  19. Sincerely,Your Friend6:59 AM

    I predict Jen will now get married. I think JT will oblige, but not because he he's madly on love and thinks they'll be together forever.

    If Brangelina did indeed do the nuptials this weekend, and not prior, it was smart as there were good diversions with the award shows.

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  20. Jordan T7:04 AM

    Love me some Brangie!!!! Yay for them

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  21. Bella Inamorata7:10 AM

    Good for them. It truly shows celebrities can do these types of things privately . That being said, its so sad Jennifer's name will always come up in a conversation about them. They've been divorced for so long, have no kids or other connection yet she will probably never stop being brad Pitt's ex wife to most. Bless her for having the fortitude to deal with and/or the resolve to block it out.

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  22. msgirl7:11 AM

    Just because they have the piece of paper now doesn't mean the relationship is different in regards to working together, sheesh. Anyway, congrads!

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  23. Unknown7:13 AM

    You guys realize brad and Jen divorced like almost ten years ago right? I doubt either of them really gives a fuck about the other.

    Good for brad and Angie though I'm happy for them. Wonder if enty will ever be able to write a paragraph without being a condescending jackass though.

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  24. discoflux7:13 AM

    Damn it, gayeld! Now I want a burrito for lunch!

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    1. LottaColada7:42 AM

      @disco - Burrito whore! ;D

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    2. Gayeld9:31 AM

      @disco. That does sound really yummy, doesn't it? With jalapenos and guacamole?

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  25. JoElla7:15 AM

    Congrats to them!
    Maybe the ebola scare finally sealed the deal for them.

    I thought the Friends bit on Jimmy last night was funny.

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  26. discoflux7:16 AM

    OT: FYI, y'all, I posted some new info over in the Will Hayden post from yesterday. One of the guys that was on the show, Glenn Fleming (pretty much the most skilled person in the whole operation), posted a fairly scathing comment on his facebook last night. I copied and pasted it over into the comments on that post.

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  27. mistang7:17 AM

    It's also possible that Jen may not be able to get pregnant. It's not something that she would want to announce to the world. Maybe a private matter. She may want kids, but knows it's not likely. Something like that could also cause problems with relationships when a guy realizes he wants kids and she can't. It takes a toll. I would go a little crazy if everyone was asking when i was going to have a baby if I couldn't. Just speculating, obviously.

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  28. mistang7:19 AM

    I'm actually surprised Brad and Angie even bothered at this point. Unless it's because it is easier to adopt in some countries because you are married.

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  29. cubsfan19907:19 AM

    So bitter

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  30. Unknown7:27 AM

    They got married because their kids wanted them to which is something they said they'd do from the very beginning.

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  31. Unknown7:30 AM

    and they also wanted to wait until gay marriage was legal and I guess since it's legal in so many places they decided to just do it.

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  32. Karen7:36 AM

    @Gayled, I've thought that Jen never came out and said that she didn't want kids in case she ever got pregnant. It would really suck to tell a magazine, "Kids just aren't for me" and then find out you're pregnant the next day. I think she was always about keeping her options open.

    In any case, it's better to be in the tabloids for possibly being pregnant than for being a child-hating witch. "Justin storms out when cruel Jen says No to adoption!" "Justin begs heartless Jen to give him a baby!"

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    1. Gayeld9:44 AM

      @Karen. You're probably right, but it gets a little annoying when she protests the speculation but constantly panders to the "is she/isn't she" paparazzi photos. Loose blouse, giant purse, script in binder covering abdomen. Oops, nevermind, skin tight dress.

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  33. msgirl7:41 AM

    FYI from photos last night for her movie premier, Jen definitely looks pregnant. See this is what I hate about this whole Jen thing, I think she does it on purpose, she's a mastermind at media manipulation.

    Also I'm disgusted with myself for even bringing her up in a Brange post, argh I've succumbed!

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  34. Rosso7:45 AM

    Everything with this couple comes off as incredibly planned, manipulated, organised etc etc. They are the masters of PR/image control, only let you know what they want you to know, when they want to know. I'm not really knocking them for that either, it's very impressive & I think they also seem to do a lot of legit good work (both publiciesd & less publicised) for various charities & causes. I'm not a hater of them but I am cynical about them, like I am Beyonce/Jay Z, everything seems like it's part of a masterplan for the brand.

    Finally get married the year both of them have big films coming out that are expected to challenge at the awards shows. Especially Angie with her Unbroken which is already Oscar bait perfection from the look of it. Now they have the perfect kick off to publicity & campaign for their films/award season, while at the same time making it seem like they don't use their private lives as marketing ploys like a Kardashian does. They can say oh we had a private ceremony & look good while still reaping all the publicity from it anyway.

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    1. FearN8:01 AM

      I think JayZ and Beyonce are more media manipulative than Brange - but only by a small margin.

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  35. Rosso7:48 AM

    Though I did have a laugh that they get married the same week Jen Aniston has a film coming out. Forget a rivalry between them still, I reckon they all work together to keep this dumb triagle thing going!

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  36. Rosso7:51 AM

    And lastly, if there is one thing I love about these two is that they truly show up all thsoe other celebrities who whine about paparazzi & how they can have a private life etc. If Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie can manage to go off radar for months at a time & hide big events like major operations, weddings, pregnancies I think the rest of those celebrities can do so too. Or just stop whining when you inite it in yourself.

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  37. Anjelicka648:04 AM

    Brownie points given to them for not making their special day a 3 ring circus type affair. Congrats!

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  38. Count Jerkula8:26 AM

    I wonder if Angie was shooting up in the bathroom during the reception?

    This is probably to save him on taxes when she ODs.

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  39. Jessie8:26 AM

    Whenever I hear about a couple getting married after being together for such a long time, they usually end up divorced shortly after. Odd that way. But I'm so used to Brangelina by now that I expect them to stay together. They're kind of boring but they're their own institution.

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  40. Brenda L8:26 AM

    Get ready for everyone in Hollywood to start getting married under the radar...everybody copies these bitches

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  41. Seven of Eleven8:33 AM

    They are going to make a movie together though which should be interesting. They claim it will have lots of sex scenes. Now that they are married though I wonder if working together is such a good idea. It has not really worked well for other couples.

    Someone did not see Mr and Mrs Smith (NSFW).

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  42. rolotomassi8:34 AM

    @Rosso, I agree w/most of your apt comments however, they manipulate because they HAVE to(w/stalkers,threats to kidnap their children et al.)..as I've said before,my sister works in the trenches(Yemen,Pakistan)for SaveTheChildren & Angie shows up unannounced(alot).Her presence breathes life & hope into these people & my sister was amazed @her camp that they even knew who she was.In short,they do alot of good-let's not forget that she,alone,probably saved many womens'lives,who otherwise,would not've gotten or done their own breast examinations. MAZEL TOV, I Say.

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  43. MovingOn8:34 AM

    Congrats to them. I think I've finally come back around on Angie. Brad will always be My Brad, regardless who he's married to, so whatev.

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  44. trudi8:34 AM

    I'll never get couples who are reluctant to get married after having a brood of children.

    Children are the real life changer, not marriage.

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  45. Its just U8:41 AM

    People get married for all kinds of reasons. 10 years and 6 kids seems like a good enough reason to me.
    Congrats to them.

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  46. Brian8:49 AM

    Poor Jen, Brad's officially moved on now. Any doubt next week, People will have a Jen cover story. Titled "middle aged single and fabulous" Jen at 45!

    In regard to Brad and Angelina, could care less....

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  47. Sherry8:53 AM

    Jesse..I got married after 7 yrs and we're together going on 12 now. I think these two may be in for the long haul. I wish them every happiness in the world. This didn't seem impulsive for her obviously. They did it to make their kids happy.

    And I agree Aunt Licky..When the relationship is taboo the chemistry is great but when a couple is married it seems so mundane on screen. Never seems to work.

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  48. Jason Blue Eyes9:11 AM

    That's right, @Seven. It seems somebody also forgot about the $478 million that movie made.

    Plus I'm sure William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman would disagree with Enty's last sentence.

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  49. califblondy9:12 AM

    I really thought they'd never marry and keep up the will they or won't they thing.

    I like how they kept it private and just with their kids.

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  50. discoflux9:13 AM

    @Lotta - I love it when you talk dirty to me! lol Ahhhh... burrito whore... good times... good times.

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  51. Jason Blue Eyes9:24 AM

    I wonder if Angie wore leather like she did at her previous two marriages?

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  52. Tina Mallette9:30 AM

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  53. Tina Mallette9:32 AM

    JA is 45, that ship has pretty much sailed.

    I can see kids wanting their parents to be married, in their mind it means more security but when they grow up they'll figure it out

    It took so long because they had to iron out the pre-nup.

    Mr. and Mrs. Smith is when they hooked up so they does not count, whilst Brad was still married to Aniston - so thatr was great verboden sex.

    I think working together is always risky whether you are actors or not unless you thoroughly discuss all the pros and cons and how to deal with it if it is causing an issue.

    I think the new movie would work better if the married couple were NOT also playing a couple, bit weird now they have been one for so long but I guess there will be a voyeur factor.

    Most of the married couples who worked together on films did not remain married couples except maybe Jessica Tandy and Hugh Cronyn.

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  54. caydian9:50 AM

    Countdown to the divorce.

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  55. Krissie10:01 AM

    @Rosso agree with the privacy thing. These are two of the biggest stars ever yet they manage to do so much without the paps noticing, yet people like LeAnn Rimes or random contestants from "The Bachelor" or something are always complaining about the paparazzi watching their every move. Ha! Yeah right.

    Anyways. I thought these two would last, but now that they are married, i'm not sure. Marriage always seems to make things worse for celebrities.

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  56. rolotomassi10:29 AM

    @Gayeld, I almost forgot why I originally wanted to comment-

    'burrito bump' = hilarious
    (I get that every Thurs.Nite @VivaZapata's)

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  57. rolotomassi10:30 AM

    sidenote: I thought Jen froze her eggs like 7 years ago...

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  58. rajahcat10:37 AM

    I like the stealth

    classy

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  59. Sis10:53 AM

    Congratulation to Brad and Angie! I have always liked them as a couple and for the charity work they do, half we never hear about tells me more about them.

    Not poor Jen, she is her own woman and she didn't want kids and Brad did, people need to move on, she has.

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  60. Yoj11:01 AM

    @Which one Is Pink?
    @Rosso
    Hear, hear!
    Angelina is THE master of media manipulation (and she doesn't even have a publicist to advise her) and Brad has been a good student.
    I don't mind this cynicism in her because she uses her status well.

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  61. Unknown11:09 AM

    I think Jen genuinely doesn't want kids

    Nothing wrong with that

    I'm still Team Jen but happy to hear Brad and Ang have made it official

    And of course this is a PR strategy

    Plus JT is fine as hell and seems to be aging better than Brad so I think Jen is doing just fine

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  62. Anonymous11:46 AM

    a movie together with sex scenes? ugh. does anyone really actually want to see that. He would be all oily and sliding off the sheets and when they actually got going her bones will start snapping like match sticks. Compound fractures are not sexy. Every since he married her I have not found him appealing whatever. I honestly believe had he been single when they met she'd not have even wanted him. I get the feeling it was all about winning.

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  63. Unknown12:32 PM

    "This is how 2people in love get married:quietly,privately, with discretion and probably surrounded by only their loved ones"

    Absolutely agree with this x100000000

    (as opposed to Kartrashians trailer park faux lust/weds for $$$$$$$$)

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  64. Unknown4:04 PM

    Let's not congratulate them on keeping their special moment private and personal until we're sure they haven't sold it for a Kneepads cover for a gazillion dollars.

    Which would of course go to charity. Because that's how they roll.

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  65. hotchacha6:39 PM

    Brad! Your face! You went a bit chipmunk.

    You don't need to work on it. Just chill.

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  66. Aoife9:55 PM

    I love how this was done.

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  67. SugarTitz11:04 PM

    I remember talk of Anniston freezing her eggs after the Pitt split too.

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