Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 19, 2014

This B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit cable show is filming a movie right now. He picked up a woman and asked her if she was into threesomes. When she said no, he told her to leave and he found someone who was not only into them, but also provided a friend.

Norman Reedus


33 comments:

  1. Man had a fantasy in mind and he found 2 bims to fulfill it. Good job, bro. Being used as a bicycle built for 2 is a fun time. As is getting yer salad tossed while being blown.

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    1. Count! You caused my inquiring mind to google getting your salad tossed.... thanks for the education!

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    2. LMAO Count!

      Where do you come "up" with these!

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  2. I wonder if he takes a shower first?

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  3. Classy and adorable above all for a guy who seems to never take shower

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  4. Great! That way Normy here can disappoint TWO women instead! ;)

    Way to go @sean! It took a while but ya came through like a champ and hit this one outta the park!!! Great job!!! :D

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    1. Ahahaha, that was my favorite comment of the day

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  5. @Auntliddy
    He's the dad of Helena Christensen's kid and one of Walking Dead actors

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    1. He's really fathered a child with Helena C???
      God she's still so beautiful. Life isn't fair. If I looked like her I would use it to pursue Pedro Pascal and make only the most beautiful children to populate the earth.

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  6. There is something dirty-sexy about him. But I personally wouldn't go there. Not into threesomes or potential diseases.

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  7. He wants what he wants. Nothing wrong with that. He was upfront and didn't try to force her into one. I'd still hit it.

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    1. I agree on all counts jack : except I wouldn't hit it

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  8. @sandybrook the correct wording is, I wonder if he takes a shower EVER!

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  9. And are you referring to Norman Reedus pre-3some or Count Jerkula pre- and post- commenting?

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  10. Pass. Being an asshole is really ugly. Being a stinky asshole is disgusting and should be lonely.

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  11. I love Daryl as a character and that for a while was overlapping into loving Norman. However, he is getting dirtier and dirtier as the years go on. He is now just nasty and I wouldn't definitely not go there.

    I just envision him being all sweaty and greasy and his breath smelling like pickles. gag

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  12. Was the friend male or female?

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  13. Basically pulled an all day drunk on Sunday. 8:30AM thru 1:00 AM Monday. Nearly comatose at work Monday. Slept from 8:30 PM to 6:15 AM this morning. Found $10 unexpectedly, planning to get back on that horse 2nite. GiddyUp.

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  14. Norman is a hot mess these days. He does the convention circuit and his handlers cannot leave the man alone for two minutes or he will be hitting on any attractive woman, not matter the age. Rumor is that he is hitting on women during the table and photo OP, both big no no.

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  15. Sarah, just to make it clear to the rest, the child is Norman's not mine, tho she still is P rated in my book. Reports that I am the father have followed me for years.

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  16. Damn I lost my comment. I was just saying that don't all we women wish men were this honest instead of leading us on with the I love you's until we turn to putty and will do anything they ask? I respect him more for asking for what he wants and wish all men were like this. Then the ones who wanted the sane thing could easily hook up instead of silly hurtful games.

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  17. OMG!!! That's it. Norman...we're breaking up.

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  18. Living the dream!

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  19. There are not too many blinds where no one guesses it correctly- this was one of them.

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  20. He's enjoying being single, no judgement from me. And, yes, I would....

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  21. She should have said yes... to two men. I wonder if he would still have been as keen.

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  22. I first heard of salad tossing in an old Chris Rock stand up. It's probably older than that. If Norman couldn't pull in the 2nd bird he might have had to settle for a Rusty Trombone. An extremely Rusty one if his hygiene is as poor as we are assuming it is.

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  23. Um I totally would too @Breezy

    There is something about him

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  24. @Haywood: yeah, he is scuzzy lookin. I doubt he keeps baby wipes around for spur of the moment situations.

    @Bee Haven: Did ya see the YouTube clip of the tossed salad man? It is a jail house interview.

    @meme: These are old. Glad you enjoyed em.

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