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March 27, 2014
This always B list in my indie loving heart mostly movie actress who has had trouble getting and keeping gigs in the past few years was so wasted at dinner the other night that she fell asleep at her table and couldn't even form words and could barely even make sounds.
Parker Posey
This always B list in my indie loving heart mostly movie actress who has had trouble getting and keeping gigs in the past few years was so wasted at dinner the other night that she fell asleep at her table and couldn't even form words and could barely even make sounds.
Parker Posey
I've gotten drunk at dinner but always manage to make it to the back seat of the car to take a nap. Hubby just returns inside like nothing happened. It's works out for us both! But never fallen asleep inside the restaurant
ReplyDeleteNothing like a Nutty Flavor! Way to go, buddy! Ya nailed it!
ReplyDeleteleave my beloved Parker Posey alone, you big, fat, lying, crappy, ambulance chasing, shylock lawyer.what you just wrote is actionable, sir. i'll see you in court. good day.
ReplyDeleteBetter Call Saul!!!
DeleteI could've done without the Shylock, darling...
DeleteBut seriously would anyone hold it against her? She's just being in character.
ReplyDeleteAwww Parker :(
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like me last night. No shame
ReplyDeleteJucky!!!
DeleteIf she was with friends, this isn't much of an issue, in my opinion. It's not as if she were lying on the side of the road somewhere, babbling & barfing.
ReplyDeleteIf it was a business thing, different story.
maybe she drank a roofie colada...
ReplyDeleteA drunk Parker Posey (in my mind):
ReplyDelete"Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of Baba Ghanoush and a seltzer, please?"
"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. LICK ME, all of you!"
Yoj, exACTly.
DeleteI tried my first Bana Ghanoush because, you know, Parker.
I cld totally see her doing this. Hope she gets help.
ReplyDeleteYes Yoj!! "Alright you little slut girls, you little Freshman sluts....AAIIIRRR RRAAAIIIDDD!!!!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen her sober. She's a sloppy drunk so not much fun to hang out with. I like to hang out with the fun drunks. Sandy B, now there's a fun drunk!
ReplyDeleteI love you WRITERGIRL. NO idea why my phone wants to all cap your name. Perhaps it loves you too.
DeleteSad PP.
*BLUSHES* in all caps!
DeleteWriterGirl, she's a sloppy everything.
DeleteLuckily, I don't want to hang out with her. Just want to watch her work.
(Not watch her when she's working, just the finished product, lest that be misconstrued.)
"Air raid, or it's your ass."
ReplyDeletemakes me sad too
ReplyDeleteI like her
but am afraid this is going nowhere good
If she's that pilled up, anal was probably on the menu for dessert.
ReplyDeleteGee, I can't imagine why she has trouble finding and keeping gigs.
ReplyDeleteI fell in love with her in Dazed and Confused. She will always hold a special place in my heart. Sloppy drunk or sober :)
ReplyDeleteJoey Lauren Adams.
ReplyDeleteoh wait...I thought we were guessing.
ReplyDeleteParker Posey
Excellent guess, crila! :)
Delete"I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."
ReplyDelete@DixieTheNoble82
ReplyDelete"You don't think I'm smart enough to work in your fucking library?"
Appropriate, seeing as I am at this very moment working in a library. But a archive and reference library, not a fucking library.
Can we do this all day?
good for her <3
ReplyDeleteBreaking: Parker Posey got drunk at dinner. * clutches pearls.*
ReplyDeleteSeriously Count - is no "drunk actress" post safe from your anal fetish?? lol
ReplyDeletenot drunk, she's had a heroin problem for ages
ReplyDeletepractice link
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