This C list celebrity didn't take long to get over his A list television actress ex. The C lister had sex in full view of his friends with someone he picked up earlier in the day.
Also I'm so cracking up right now cause I came across this and thought "Who the fuck is Nick Loeb??" Then I read gone original comments and it was perfection.
This is SOP when anyone breaks up except the do it in front of everyone thing. Hell he was doing it with hookers before they broke up. I'm sure he'll beg her to come back at some point. When his onion empire is falling I s'pose.
How did I not know about the onions? "Loeb even brought Onion Crunch with him to the White House when the 'Modern Family' cast went to meet the President. Vergara forced him to take it back to the car but he admitted to sneaking a couple of little packets and giving them to the executive chef."
I'm so very perplexed as to why Sofia Vergara would ever date, let alone plan to marry this dude. Am I missing something? Is he billionaire rich? Glad she's with Alcide now...even if it's just rebound, she gets to see him nekkid and that's pretty awesome.
He is billionaire rich--not from onions. He's related to 2 billionaire families, including the Bronfmans. But even that doesn't explain why she put up with him, this guy is textbook The Worst.
What a class act. Screwing someone you just met in front of everyone that cares to watch. What the fuck was Sophia even doing with this sleaze? Women in Hollywood seem to either think the world owes them everything or they let men treat them like a doormat. Get some therapy ladies!!!
Having sex with a random doesn't mean that you are over anything, and that applies to both men and women. It's just sex. Half the time its for revenge anyway.
Loeb is a douche but a very rich one, he's from the Lehman family (of Lehman Bros) and his uncle by marriage is Edgar Bronfman (a billionaire in his own right).
Sad life though: his mother shot and killed her newpaper publisher 3rd husband then turned the gun on herself in a murder-suicide 20 years ago.
WAY TO GO RIVEN!!!!
ReplyDeleteRiven called that !
ReplyDeleteGood job woman
@Riven: Here is your VICTORY ANTHEM, my PRG <3
ReplyDeleteWOOT AQUABATS!!
DeleteAlso I'm so cracking up right now cause I came across this and thought "Who the fuck is Nick Loeb??" Then I read gone original comments and it was perfection.
He always gave me the creeps. I wondered why she was with him.
ReplyDeleteThe Onion Douche strikes again!
ReplyDeleteOh, Seven. You never forget. Bless you.
ReplyDeleteNobody's perfect. For all of Sofia's street smarts, she's still clueless when it comes to love. How Loeb can she go?
ReplyDeleteDang, them onions look pretty tasty!
ReplyDeleteSofia has spectacular onions.
ReplyDeleteMotorboated to death... thats how I wanna go.
@Gweeds: I could technically help with THAT, but I would miss ya you too much :(
DeleteThis is SOP when anyone breaks up except the do it in front of everyone thing. Hell he was doing it with hookers before they broke up. I'm sure he'll beg her to come back at some point. When his onion empire is falling I s'pose.
ReplyDeleteHow did I not know about the onions?
ReplyDelete"Loeb even brought Onion Crunch with him to the White House when the 'Modern Family' cast went to meet the President. Vergara forced him to take it back to the car but he admitted to sneaking a couple of little packets and giving them to the executive chef."
I'm so very perplexed as to why Sofia Vergara would ever date, let alone plan to marry this dude. Am I missing something? Is he billionaire rich? Glad she's with Alcide now...even if it's just rebound, she gets to see him nekkid and that's pretty awesome.
ReplyDelete@Snit, I never understood it either. He has no money, he's not even employed to my knowledge. Maybe he dickmatized her.
ReplyDeleteHe is billionaire rich--not from onions. He's related to 2 billionaire families, including the Bronfmans. But even that doesn't explain why she put up with him, this guy is textbook The Worst.
ReplyDeleteSuch BS.........he did it so it would get back to Vergara. They are playing mind games with each other.
ReplyDeleteWhat a class act. Screwing someone you just met in front of everyone that cares to watch. What the fuck was Sophia even doing with this sleaze? Women in Hollywood seem to either think the world owes them everything or they let men treat them like a doormat. Get some therapy ladies!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is this guy a C list celebrity? What else has he done besides date someone famous?
ReplyDeleteHaving sex with a random doesn't mean that you are over anything, and that applies to both men and women. It's just sex. Half the time its for revenge anyway.
ReplyDeleteLoeb is a douche but a very rich one, he's from the Lehman family (of Lehman Bros) and his uncle by marriage is Edgar Bronfman (a billionaire in his own right).
ReplyDeleteSad life though: his mother shot and killed her newpaper publisher 3rd husband then turned the gun on herself in a murder-suicide 20 years ago.
What a POS.
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