This mellow married A+ list rapper was backstage at a show this week with three or four women and told them they would need to leave unless they started sucking. One lft but the other two got to work.
No shit Derek. He not only has a horse dick but it also angles perpendicular to his stomach. Snoop dick has a double black diamond level of difficulty. I worry about his special lady friend's neck as well. Ouch
I probably would have thought he meant to "start suckin a doobie". No way he'd think he could talk to me like that. Then again, no way I'd ever be near him. A+ douchebag.
Thanks sugartits and Sherry lol Except I fucked that up in that I meant *not* perpendicular. Parallel angled double black diamond Snoop Dick #customhashtagdick
Tennis peach FTW...and ewwwwe
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere he is incredibly well endowed---his wife is rather plain every-day looking kinda woman but I am sure they have an arrangement
ReplyDelete@Derek It's not bad ;)
DeleteHe has suddenly got way more attractive to me
DeleteAt the same time? How does that work?
ReplyDeleteSnoop, what a romantic.
ReplyDeletePimping ain't easy y'all.
ReplyDeleteSomeone posted a pic of Snoop for FFF. It was ridiculous. Scary more than arousal inducing.
ReplyDeleteReally Violet? You do not watch enough porn!
ReplyDeleteA plain everyday looking Woman? Really? That & he's well endowed makes it ok for him to be an asshole?
ReplyDeleteFame does not mean class kids.
Maybe dial down the outrage just a hair here.
DeleteSean - Violet's egging you on so you, the Count or someone gives us a graphic rundown of just how it does work.
ReplyDeleteda thug life bayches.......
ReplyDeleteG's up, Ho's down as you mutha fuckahs bounce to this.
ReplyDeleteGet it, Snoop. I hope you were tokin' a blunt as the ho's were handlin biddness.
@VIP LOL! Poor girls jaws after that---there is such thing as too big!
ReplyDeleteNo shit Derek. He not only has a horse dick but it also angles perpendicular to his stomach. Snoop dick has a double black diamond level of difficulty. I worry about his special lady friend's neck as well. Ouch
ReplyDeleteDouble black diamond difficulty of Snoop dick is absolutely hilarious!!! Love it Lady H.
DeleteSnoop Dick!!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like Snoop in that picture.
ReplyDeleteI probably would have thought he meant to "start suckin a doobie".
ReplyDeleteNo way he'd think he could talk to me like that. Then again, no way I'd ever be near him. A+ douchebag.
Thanks sugartits and Sherry lol
ReplyDeleteExcept I fucked that up in that I meant *not* perpendicular. Parallel angled double black diamond Snoop Dick
#customhashtagdick
&Lady H. LOLOLOL!
ReplyDelete#snoopdick
#snoopDAWNG.
ReplyDelete@Violet:
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's a cow? ;-)
Holla
ReplyDeleteAnd Lil' half dead put his dick on her head.
ReplyDeleteJesus, if he's desperate enough, he could suck it himself!
ReplyDeleteI'm having an asthma attack from reading all this hilarity, and I don' t even have asthma!
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