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Blind Items Revealed

January 20, 2014

This mellow married A+ list rapper was backstage at a show this week with three or four women and told them they would need to leave unless they started sucking. One lft but the other two got to work.

Snoop Dogg

28 comments:

  1. Tennis peach FTW...and ewwwwe

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  2. I read somewhere he is incredibly well endowed---his wife is rather plain every-day looking kinda woman but I am sure they have an arrangement

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  3. At the same time? How does that work?

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  4. Snoop, what a romantic.

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  5. Pimping ain't easy y'all.

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  6. Someone posted a pic of Snoop for FFF. It was ridiculous. Scary more than arousal inducing.

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  7. Really Violet? You do not watch enough porn!

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  8. A plain everyday looking Woman? Really? That & he's well endowed makes it ok for him to be an asshole?
    Fame does not mean class kids.

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    1. Maybe dial down the outrage just a hair here.

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  9. Sean - Violet's egging you on so you, the Count or someone gives us a graphic rundown of just how it does work.

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  10. da thug life bayches.......

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  11. G's up, Ho's down as you mutha fuckahs bounce to this.

    Get it, Snoop. I hope you were tokin' a blunt as the ho's were handlin biddness.

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  12. @VIP LOL! Poor girls jaws after that---there is such thing as too big!

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  13. No shit Derek. He not only has a horse dick but it also angles perpendicular to his stomach. Snoop dick has a double black diamond level of difficulty. I worry about his special lady friend's neck as well. Ouch

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    1. Double black diamond difficulty of Snoop dick is absolutely hilarious!!! Love it Lady H.

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  14. Doesn't look like Snoop in that picture.

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  15. I probably would have thought he meant to "start suckin a doobie".
    No way he'd think he could talk to me like that. Then again, no way I'd ever be near him. A+ douchebag.

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  16. Thanks sugartits and Sherry lol
    Except I fucked that up in that I meant *not* perpendicular. Parallel angled double black diamond Snoop Dick
    #customhashtagdick

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  17. &Lady H. LOLOLOL!

    #snoopdick

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  18. @Violet:
    Maybe he's a cow? ;-)

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  19. And Lil' half dead put his dick on her head.

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  20. Jesus, if he's desperate enough, he could suck it himself!

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  21. I'm having an asthma attack from reading all this hilarity, and I don' t even have asthma!



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