Wednesday, August 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 5, 2014

The girlfriend of this former A list tweener was cheated on about four different times over the course of a week, but apparently doesn't care and is willing to do whatever it takes to get a ring. I don't understand this at all. Have some self respect.

Blanda Eggenschwiler/Joe Jonas (they have now split)

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:00 AM

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19 comments:

  1. Rivenisahasbeen9:03 AM

    9:02
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    This is how irrelevant you are.

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  2. Sincerely,Your Friend9:04 AM

    I didn't know they split.

    Anyhooo. He's making up for list time I suppose. But, actually makes no sense since he was gushing about her to the media. I guess d"cks can be very pursuasive.

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  3. Lurker Girl9:05 AM

    um---her name is Blanda? Do her parents not like her?

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  4. Shelly Shell9:05 AM

    She claims to be an artist, but just rips off illuminati mass media crap that everyone else does.

    Guess it's better than claiming to be a model when your a stripper with an IG account.

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  5. Freya9:06 AM

    When is the sex tape coming out?

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  6. LottaColada9:06 AM

    @VIP nailed it!

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  7. Sincerely,Your Friend9:06 AM

    @D riven. Lol!
    (Figures I'm the lamo that does comment.pfft.)

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  8. sandybrook9:15 AM

    George Glands is a HIF football player who played for the Houston Pipers and Oakland Raiders he had plenty of self respect. WHAT? Oh this isn't him? Nm.

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  9. rajahcat9:15 AM

    can't bring myself to care about this

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  10. Rivenisahasbeen9:16 AM

    @SYF I definitely lol'd at myself for posting a comment and breaking the No One Currrrs seal.

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  11. bluebonnetmom10:14 AM

    She should be grateful she no longer has to have sex with him. He is UGLY.

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  12. Count Jerkula11:13 AM

    Broads w/ self respect are way over rated.

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  13. Yoj11:46 AM

    @Count
    Is that your personal mantra?

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  14. Count Jerkula12:15 PM

    @yoj: Possibly. I'm not into erroding a broad's self esteem, I just don't want her to have too much self respect that she aint fun.

    Does that make any sense?

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    1. Rivenisahasbeen12:39 PM

      @Count Hypothetically, should I find it troubling that it did in fact make sense?

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  15. Yoj12:49 PM

    @Count
    You don't like women who take themselves too seriously. Perfectly reasonable.

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  16. Count Jerkula1:31 PM

    @Riven: I don't know, maybe? This stuff is all off the top of my head. I'm not quoting chapter and verse from a well thought out manifesto or anything.

    @Yoj: Yeah. Like I had a friend back in the day who was dating a smoking hot broad who wouldn't let him fuck her doggy style because she said it was disrespectful. I would have finished, chucked her clothes at her and told her to GTFO.

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  17. Yoj2:15 PM

    @Count
    You DON'T have a manifesto?!

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    1. SugarTitz12:04 AM

      Yeah @count how do you not have a manifesto?? Please oh please provide me with one!!

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