Blind Items Revealed
January 20, 2014
This A list actor (in a way)/writer/and so much more with a ton of money and talent has a huge fetish which has caused him to lose at least a few girlfriends. He loves having sex with pregnant women. It is his thing. Since only one of his girlfriends have been pregnant though it has been tough for him to satisfy this kink without straying. He says it's worth it though.
Seth MacFarlane
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Now his ex Ryan Phillipe baby mama is now with bill skarsgard. . Back away bill back away.
ReplyDeleteGross! Other than the baby daddy, no one should have sex with a pregnant woman.
ReplyDeleteI guess you've never been pregnant before! Sometimes you're insatiable and you're not with your baby daddy ;)
Deletehe should marry one of those Dugger brods then
ReplyDelete@Derek LMAO
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ReplyDeleteIts one way to guarantee you dont become a daddy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is why he also likes Teddy Bears as in TED (the voice) and Stewie from the Family Guy. It all makes sense. He has mommy issues....
ReplyDeleteHey aenty we had 2 BIG weddings yesterday and you dont care?
ReplyDeletemazels to Cheryl Hines (and good luck getting him to keep his dick in his pants when you aren't around)
and Tony Parker (who also signed a nice contract with San Antonio yesterday too)
Guess those will lead off Monday
DeleteI went to university with a bloke that lost his virginity to a woman who was very pregnant. He loved it so much he said he can't be attracted by any woman that is not very curvy.
ReplyDeleteI say behold the beauty that is the female body.
One of my best friends just became a single mother. There were several guys that we knew that than presented as having such a fetish. It's a lot more common than I thought
ReplyDeleteIndeed - I am no oil painting and I get way more perv attention when pregnant. Who knew?
DeleteI like Tony and wish him the best. He deserves more than what he had with Eva.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sandy I agree. Not sure why Cheryl feels she can change him. He's a Kennedy. Infidelity is predestined- not only tolerated but expected.
She wants the money and power that comes with being a Kennedy wife
DeleteThat's a fetish that has the potential to get you into some trouble I would think.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I wonder what about it is so thrilling?
ReplyDeleteCheryl may be in it for the fringe benefits that being a Kennedy brings.
ReplyDeleteSeth likes women, for real? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteStill luv ya Bud!!
Still waiting for The Count to wax eloquent on the virtues of pregnant sex.
ReplyDeleteWell their titties be huge so there's that...I'm sure sociobiological frameworks could offer various explanations, but I too would prefer the @count's
DeleteHaving sex with a pregnant woman prevents an unwanted pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteI got a friend with a pregnant kink, too, but I think it's mostly because the risk of knocking his partner up decreases radically once they are already knocked up.
ReplyDeleteNot too fond of birth control, my friend...
I wonder if they have to be pregnant enough that they are showing or if 2 months along would cut it.
ReplyDeleteReference to pregnancy fetish here: http://www.celebitchy.com/236186/ryan_phillippes_baby_mama_alexis_knapp_i_dated_seth_mcfarlane_he_told_me_he_was_very_busy/
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought Seth was a closeted gay.
ReplyDeleteOh Seth...
ReplyDeleteOh and entry unless it is a play on words I wouldn't call this a HUGE fetish.
ReplyDeleteStrange.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting fetish. Just ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteHe should have no problem finding chicks with muffin tops or beer bellies. Not the same thing? Oh, okay.
ReplyDeleteI would stay pregnant all the time for him. Pregnancy = ready to go all the time and a hair-trigger clitoris.
ReplyDeleteYuck! I HATED pregnant sex. But it did occur to me that any guy who has kids has, at one time, been into pregnant sex.
ReplyDeleteIIRC this has been joked about a few times in Family Guy (and / or American Dad), so it's not like he massively hides it...
ReplyDeleteLottaColada where are you?
ReplyDelete@Sherry & LadyH: I don't know. Some dudes are completely weirded out by preggo sex, I don't understand this. For me, it is hot.
ReplyDeleteIt is a most basic and primal attraction. Look back to some of the earliest art work, lil statues of preggo fertility goddesses. You know damn well single prehistoric men were fappin like crazy to them lil statues.
Juicy ass hell, unbelievably horny and kinky for the middle trimester, Mother Nature's boob job, it is all just a swollen bundle up fun.
Mish does creep me out a bit, because I'm a meaty dude and I don't wanna be crushing a lil tyke. Chick on top, smackin ya in the face w/ her new growth tits, Doggy w/ the extra lil jiggle to the ass, Spooning, so you can caress all that loveliness while doing the deed. Definitely a time for sweet sweet luvin.
FearN I have been pregnant before and it definitely increased my sex drive. But I had no desire to be with anyone other than my husband.
ReplyDeletewell think about it you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant LOL if you are not the father already
ReplyDeleteIf you have mommy as madonna complex you might be weirded out like Elvis apparently or you are worried about hurting the baby which is understandable on some levels though I believe as long as you don't have a high risk pregnancy there is no issue
@Count
ReplyDeleteI kept coming back to check if you'd posted on this. It was worth waiting for! I hope you are recording all these insights for posterity.
@Yoj: Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI have subscribed to just about every thread I ever commented on, except the first couple months, so all my posts are in my inbox.
According to gmail, I have 5,770 email threads, that go up to 100 emails each. If I can afford an intern one day, I'll have her (yeah "her" cause I aint gonna sexually harass a dude) go through and compile my posts and their context.
That is why I like message boards more than blogs. One click and I can have 12k message board posts at my finger tips.
@Count
ReplyDeleteYou see, that's what elevates your smut above all others: the amount of thought you put into it.
How would you word that recruitment ad, I wonder?
God, I loathe him. He is such a pig, probably worse than Mayer (another guy who was a total nerd as a youngster and is now indulging in everything he used to fap to on porn). Bleh.
ReplyDelete@yoj: Recruitment ad? I don't know if there is a format for them, as I've never applied for a job through HR or anything, but something like this (probably on Craigslist):
ReplyDelete18+ Female Needed For Internship
Requirements: Driver's License, Moderate Computer Experience & Typing Skills
Hours: Mon, Wed, Fri, 10AM-6PM, May expand from there, as time goes on.
Tasks: Sorting Organizing and Transferring Computer Files, Running Errands
Description: The applicant chosen for the position will be required to collate a vast amount of photo, text and video files. The files are of an adult nature so the squeamish and easily offended need not apply. There are a few terrabytes of files on various media that will need to be combined onto a set of new hard drives and sorted in a way to provide for easy access.
Other duties include picking up breakfast & lunch, running to the bank, rolling doobies and some light cleaning.
Attire: A uniform will be required, and provided for you. It is as follows:
Monday - Yoga Pants & Tank Top
Wednesday - Short Shorts & Fitted T-Shirt
Friday - Micro Mini Skirt & Bikini Top
Compensation: This will be an unpaid internship. Breakfast, Lunch and Doobies will be provided, along w/ reimbursement for mileage. Bonuses will be given for beating target dates on the projects. These will be spa/salon gift certificates that we suggest be used for Brazilian Waxing. Occasional tipping may also happen, depending on the tasks you agree to.
Interviews will be conducted at the TGIFridays near the Hilton Gardens Inn. Condoms will be provided for the safety of all involved.
Upon an applicant accepting the position, she will be required to have a full panel STD test done. We will reimburse you for the costs.
Please send your Resume, along with your Height, Jeans Size, No List and 2 Photos (1 face, 1 body) to cdancountjerkula@gmail.com.
We will be holding 2 interviews per day, so please let us know if you would prefer AM or PM.
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Think I could rope in a bim with that? Doobies, food, clothes and a reference should be worth it, no?