March 28, 2014
This A list couple which, if taken separately would not add up to A list took a private flight that lasted well over seven hours. According to a flight attendant on the flight, the couple spoke briefly a few times. They had to walk to the other person because they kept separated by the entire space of the passenger cabin. "It was like a couple of friends taking a flight together and not a couple that was intimate with each other."
Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
Thus is the life of a double bearding agreement
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they even knew who each of them were they aren't together very much.
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ReplyDeleteIs it double bearding? I've heard stories of her girlfriends, but not his. Are there stories out there I'm missing?
ReplyDelete"The rider". I'll never get that visual out of my head about JT. Smh
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. They are both cold as ice.
ReplyDeletewhy would he beard for her tho? What does she got on him?
ReplyDeleteAccording to rumors he's at least bi if not straight up gay. Shes gay and her restaurant partner may be the g/f.
ReplyDeleteIf JT isn't bi/gay (I don't think he's gay) Biel is the perfect "beard" for him to run around getting as much tail as he wants while appearing to be appropriately settled for a guy over 30.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that Biel has a pierced clit.
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too bad justin probably doesn't know what to do down there!!
Deletethose photos were from her pr vacay w/ derek jeter fwiw
Is her pu**y lopsided, or did I just have my head tilted looking at this picture?
DeleteP.S. Count, I wish I was a mogul so I could start my own tv channel and give you a late-night talk show. Sex would be the only topic.
The true test of compatibility: can you stand each other's company for the length of a long-haul flight?
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, though, could anyone stand Timberlake under those circumstances?
Interesting, count.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Renoblondee for nailing this ONE!
HSK says JT slept with both Timbaland and Pharrell.
ReplyDeleteHSK is as reliable as shit. According to him everyone is gay.
DeleteShe's a bad actress, nobody likes him - They both bring so much to the table.
ReplyDeleteMeh. These two remind me of Jello Pudding Pops.
ReplyDeleteNo, THESE Pudding Pops. :D
ReplyDelete@ay. I appreciate the tea you brought but ......Pharell &....... sex........with JT... The Turtle and The Hair
ReplyDeleteDon't EVEN wanna know who finished first.
Don't forget jt was a pageant boy when he started out.. nuff said. When your mommy puts you in beauty pageants at 5 it's downhill from there
ReplyDeleteSo if he's not that into the ladies, what were he and Cameron Diaz doing together for all that time? Was she that desparate to seem relevant? It's not like Cameron had dropped out of sight plus she always puts herself out there as this hyper-sexual person so how did that work for her? Acting wise I don't necessarily think Biels is bad per se she just doesn't seem to have any presence. She is void of personality.
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ReplyDeleteI think JT is genuinely into men and women. Supposedly his longtime bf is named Trace Ayala. As far as Biel as an actress goes.......shouldn't good acting require presence?
So should they be talking nonstop? Perhaps they were just relaxing and enjoying their flight home?
ReplyDeleteCameron discusses one ex as being asexual and them as only having one or two sexual encounters despite being together for a long time, general consensus is that it's JT
ReplyDelete"It appears that Biel has a pierced clit."
ReplyDeleteClit hood piercing, more likely, although I don't see one in that pic. AKA the "Aim here, stupid" piercing. An actual clit piercing is a real serious and rare body mod.
LOL @ "aim here, stupid" piercing!
DeleteTwo celebrities as a couple = way more publicity than one alone or with a non-celebrity.
ReplyDeleteDiaz wants to do drugs more than she wants to be bothered with any guy. I'm sure JT left her lots of free time for that.
Biel and JT both get more publicity and some het credibility with this relationship.
I sure hope that one of the sexiest female celebrity bodies in history isn't being used by the other dugout.
ReplyDeleteProfane pulling the Capt Obvious bit. Or is it a sketch? or a skit?
ReplyDeleteI still don't get what he gets from this "relationship". Accepting all the rumors about her are correct that is.
ReplyDelete@Ay I I was watching one of those Hollywood stories today, and it featured Madonna. Now THATS some BAD acting (except for Desparately Seeking Susan in which she plays herself). When Madge won the Golden Globe and got up to the microphone and started in with the pseudo Brit accent....blerg!
ReplyDeleteSeems like anytime Madonna gave an interview it was like the worlds worst pagent performance. She tries so hard to sound like an intellectual but comes off like an airhead beauty queen. When Madonna was being herself she was fine. It's when she tried ACTING that sounded like nails on a chalkboard. That's what I think of when I think of BAD acting. Biels ain't even on the radar.
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ReplyDeleteBless your heart, i've never seen a Madonna film and don't ever plan to lmao Yes i'll agree Biel isn't THAT bad, she's just a "there" chick and "there" doesn't make you a star.
Ok but JT alone is still an A.
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ReplyDeleteAlways looking out for your entertaining insight. You've never failed to be good for it.