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Blind Items Revealed

May 28, 2014

This former B list mostly television actress with a name confused with another actress and has had a rough year or two since being fired from the hit cable show was kicked out of a restaurant the other night after being caught orally servicing her male companion in a garden about ten feet from other diners. They apparently thought the potted plant would give them privacy.

Paz De La Huerta

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  1. Sillygurl aced one yesterday AND today!!!! You go, Gurl!!!!!

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  2. I feel dirty reading blinds about her. She needs help.

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  3. Haven't seen much of her lately, isn't she "supposed" to be pregnant? If so, let's hope she's drying out somewhere.

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  4. Straaaaaangers in the niiiiiiight
    Exchanging fluuuuuids....

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  5. HAWT!!!

    Meth addicts give better head than coke addicts, because they aint so yappy and aint jonesing for another line.

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  6. Which actress is she confused with? I'm drawing a blank?

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  7. Count: plus there's the additional bonus that their teeth are all already worn down from grinding!

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  8. @Cary Gual: Paz Vega. (Warning: extremely NSFW)

    AKA Tea Leoni's arch nemesis (SFW)

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  9. Thanks for the clarification on the different Paz's.

    De le Huerta needs help. She always looks a greasy mess. Wasn't she fired for making a PA pick up her tampon she yanked before a scene?

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  10. Now we know why she doesn't usually order appetizers at dinner- she brings her own.

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  11. Maybe Paz and David Arquette should date?

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  12. @Lady Heisenberg
    Brilliant!

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  13. Wow, how the mighty have fallen.

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  14. Driving on the Garden State Parkway today with the family and passed a not-so-classy, albeit very amorous, couple enjoying road head in the afternoon. The guy must have been hung like a horse, because we could see the woman's head CLEARLY bobbing up and down. Not exactly the image I wanted my small kids to see. Get a room, folks.

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    1. Maighty-happened to me too on Rt 95!! Sunday night , dark, just casually look over and there us a miss servicing a mr! I cldnt believe it! Showed the hubby who of course was mucho interested, lol. I was thinking, mb convo went like this: " honey, you promised a blow job tonight, remember?" " but honey, i have laundry, paperwork-hey! Can i do it now on way jome?" " shit yeah!" Lololol

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  15. Anonymous4:39 PM

    how else was she going to get her dinner paid for

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  16. Yeah…my husband actually gave the guy today a thumbs up while my kids were saying, "What? What's going on? What's that?"

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  17. I keep seeing the scene in Parenthood where Mary Steenburgen is giving Steve Martin head while he's driving and he wrecks the car. That movie was a classic.

    Diane Weist: I can't be a grandmother, I was at Woodstock! I peed in a field for Christ's sake!

    Gary's Teacher: You were at Woodstock? I was at Woodstock too!

    Diane Weist: yeah? I thought I recognized you!

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  18. The quotes have nothing to do with said blowjob or crash. Diane Weist's dialogue in that movie was priceless.

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  19. Why doesn't her family do an intervention? Friends maybe?

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    1. Aoufe- you ask a good question. I lost 42yr old nephew in dec from drugs. The answer: you try everything. Tough love, no love. Bailing them out, letting them fail. The addict is sly, charming and lies. Alot. Addict steals anything u have. You dangle trips, cars, visitation with their children, a clean apartment -if they will go to rehab. You spend hours online researching best place for your addict, you research local programs, you find out how to pay for it, whats a state program and what isnt. But the addict doesnt hear anything you say ;, its like he has a giant bubble helmet on, like the old fashioned deep sea divers, and nothing, NOTHING gets in, except , iwantmydrugiwantmydrugiwantmydrugiwantmydrug. Its sad and painful, but the old adage is true: unless ADDICT decides he has had enough and wants rehab, all you can do is watch the destruction unfold.

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  20. Road head is great. I got some a couple times, and seen a few instances, back in my furniture moving days.

    One of the drivers I worked with was all happy one morning when I got to work. He waited until a couple other guys got there to tell us what he saw: A woman in a convertible with a poodle's face up her skirt as she was driving.

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  21. I read the answer on http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2014/MAY.html last night.The have a lot of good guesses and answers. But I did feel like I was cheating on Enty a little.

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