May 6, 2014
This A+ list director/sometime actor spent the lunch hour in his trailer yesterday with a stripper. Apparently he didn't say anything other than the word dance when she came in and thanks when she left an hour later. He never even touched her and had her dance several feet away from him. She thinks he might have fallen asleep at some point.
Clint Eastwood
Men…..
ReplyDeleteeasy money girl.. dirty old dog clint
ReplyDeleteLmao. I'll dance for him. How much money we talking about? He's like a easy client
ReplyDeleteDragon!!!!
Delete@Steam <3
DeleteVICTORY for SEVEN!!!
ReplyDeleteMen are simple. Weird but simple. Now I have the word "dance" in my head ala Dirty Harry.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought too!
Delete@Writergirl - more profound words have never been written - men are indeed simple. Having a hubby and two boy children has taught me that they're all the same from birth to 43 (at least - that's how old Mr. F is). Don't overthink the complexities of the male mind :-).
DeleteYeah, so what? Snore (much as he did)...
ReplyDeleteOf course, if she danced and spun around on a chair, he actually had a live person IN the chair to whom to speak, so that's nice for him.
Maybe when he scheduled the appointment , he WAS in the mood. He's 70 odd years old, he probably needed a snack to raise his blood pressure, lol.
ReplyDeleteShe should have laid out some cheese and crackers and a juice box first!!
DeleteHeh heh, sugearbread. Just No prunes!
DeleteThis is when my waffles come in handy
DeleteClint's 84.
ReplyDelete((crickets))
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder how much the wifey got in the later years of the marriage? Probably very little
ReplyDeleteAm i the only one here who thinks the stripper wasnt any good and clint was just being polite?
ReplyDelete"Men are simple." Or maybe women are unnecessarily complicated.
ReplyDeleteKind of a perspective thing.
Dennis Hopper would do the same thing. Just sit and stare. Except with him it would always be two strippers. Double the fun!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just his way to relax. He still enjoys the female form, but doesn't want to deal with the potential messiness of sleeping around.
ReplyDeleteOld folks need their naps.
ReplyDeleteI still love Clint, though.
Damn Clint. Couldn't pop a pill and bone that whore?
ReplyDeleteIf her dance put him to sleep, she's not worth the bone.
Delete@Count
ReplyDeleteIt's devastating when our childhood idols let us down isn't it, Count?
I'm picturing him in a hat and serape, chewing on a cigar saying, "DANCE!" as he shoots at her feet.
ReplyDeleteEasy dough for her.
ReplyDeleteHe was faithful to his girlfriend. He just wanted to enjoy his eyes without cheating (rooster related cheating, sight cheating is not real cheating).
ReplyDeleteHe is truly a hero.