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Blind Items Revealed

May 6, 2014

This A+ list director/sometime actor spent the lunch hour in his trailer yesterday with a stripper. Apparently he didn't say anything other than the word dance when she came in and thanks when she left an hour later. He never even touched her and had her dance several feet away from him. She thinks he might have fallen asleep at some point.

Clint Eastwood

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  1. easy money girl.. dirty old dog clint

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  2. Lmao. I'll dance for him. How much money we talking about? He's like a easy client

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  3. Men are simple. Weird but simple. Now I have the word "dance" in my head ala Dirty Harry.

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    1. My first thought too!

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    2. @Writergirl - more profound words have never been written - men are indeed simple. Having a hubby and two boy children has taught me that they're all the same from birth to 43 (at least - that's how old Mr. F is). Don't overthink the complexities of the male mind :-).

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  4. Yeah, so what? Snore (much as he did)...

    Of course, if she danced and spun around on a chair, he actually had a live person IN the chair to whom to speak, so that's nice for him.

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  5. Maybe when he scheduled the appointment , he WAS in the mood. He's 70 odd years old, he probably needed a snack to raise his blood pressure, lol.

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    1. She should have laid out some cheese and crackers and a juice box first!!

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    2. Heh heh, sugearbread. Just No prunes!

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    3. This is when my waffles come in handy

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  6. Anonymous9:27 AM

    ((crickets))

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  7. Makes me wonder how much the wifey got in the later years of the marriage? Probably very little

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  8. Am i the only one here who thinks the stripper wasnt any good and clint was just being polite?

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  9. "Men are simple." Or maybe women are unnecessarily complicated.
    Kind of a perspective thing.

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  10. Dennis Hopper would do the same thing. Just sit and stare. Except with him it would always be two strippers. Double the fun!

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  11. Maybe it's just his way to relax. He still enjoys the female form, but doesn't want to deal with the potential messiness of sleeping around.

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  12. Old folks need their naps.

    I still love Clint, though.

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  13. Damn Clint. Couldn't pop a pill and bone that whore?

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    1. If her dance put him to sleep, she's not worth the bone.

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  14. @Count
    It's devastating when our childhood idols let us down isn't it, Count?

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  15. I'm picturing him in a hat and serape, chewing on a cigar saying, "DANCE!" as he shoots at her feet.

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  16. Easy dough for her.

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  17. He was faithful to his girlfriend. He just wanted to enjoy his eyes without cheating (rooster related cheating, sight cheating is not real cheating).

    He is truly a hero.

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