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February 15, 2014

This A list singer/celebrity who is really close to that B+ line drank a half bottle of vodka in about 30 minutes while waiting for her flight. Hunkered down in a corner with sunglasses on she had a waiter in the airport lounge doing non-stop laps bringing her drinks while another airline employee kept away interested people.

Selena Gomez

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  1. Another nail for Randarenee, she saves the day yet again!!!

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  2. Maybe she needs to sedate herself to fly. Hey vodka's better than pills no?

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    1. Sandy: As long as it's not both. Last time my little bro mixed Xanax and vodka, he stumbled onto the plane, sat down and instantly barfed into the bag. Two seconds after, he was face down passed-out cold on the pull out meal tray. I hate flying with that hot mess sometimes

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  3. I don't think Selena is A list anything.

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    1. She's not even B list anything. She's barely hanging on to D list. Hope she doesn't die. Dumb young kids nowadays.

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  4. And what size was the half bottle? Other than the minis you get on an airline, a half bottle would be enough to kill her.

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  5. Isn't she more a B- to C though?
    I've no idea anything she's ever done but Bieber.

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  6. How long until she overdoses or dies of alcohol poison? Remember wizards of waverly place?! She was so damn precious!

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  7. A half a fifth will not kill you if you have built up a tolerance. What really surprises me is that someone who has built up that kind of tolerance does not know enough to hide their vodka in a water bottle.

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  8. Ugh. Teenage Enty, she is not A.

    According to the definition A means your name can open a movie and guarantee box office.

    Go ahead: name a time that applied to chipmunk face.

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  9. Man, alcoholism among young people- 16 to 23-is an epidemic!

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  10. Who measured the vodka? Where were her staff? Was she trying to drink away the Justin? Doesn't Canada crack down on booze and pills and hotbox jets?

    Most importantly, who were the "very interested people"?

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  11. If you are 12 Selena Gomez is a huge star.

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  12. At least your brow didn't cause trouble with the other passengers while sleeping (not passed out I always sleep never pass out) LadyH

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  13. HOW DO YOU KNOW LADY H'S BROW MISBEHAVES SPELCHEK???? Try bro the way I wrote it next time :(!

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    1. In all fairness, some people do indeed have out of control brows. Lady H may have well behaved ones but it can happen.

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    2. I think there is a feature on your phone where you can choose to turn off spelcheck so it'll stop harshing your mellow.

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  14. Taint a phone Louise and the last time I turned it off chaos ensued.

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    1. Gotcha Sandy. Spellcheck needs to go back to elementary school and learn how to spell

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  15. What has Selena Gomez done to be A list? Don't say Bieber.

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  16. No matter how much she drinks she will never get the stink of Biebs off of her.

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  17. Hold on a minute. In March, Enty described Selena as a former A list tweener and since then as a B- actress with A list name recognition.
    If this blind was ever based on reality, I don't think it was about Selena.

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  18. There isn't enough vodka in the workd to rid her of the stink of Beibs!

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  19. Lol sandy. My lil bro lives like ANDREW WK
    (yes, that also was a @LOW KEY bat signal...)

    Oh my gawdgweeeeeeeds. QUEEN has me cracking up more than usual today. Well PLAYED

    Equation: Not unless you dump the vodka on yourself and light a match...

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  20. Gotta wash the Xanax down with sumfin

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  21. I imagine screwing Bieber requires some kind of numbing either drugs or alcohol - before, during and after the fact.

    This girl is in freefall.

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