Blind Items Revealed
January 17, 2014
#3 - This A list mostly movie comic actor blew off his girlfriend for the chance at a night with two Asian women who bought tickets to the event just to meet the actor. He looked like a kid in a candy store as they kept fawning all over him as he pawed them.
Jonah Hill
If you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture.
ReplyDeleteIf you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture.
ReplyDeletewhoa! frist twice, lol
ReplyDeleteGet it Jonah. Pretty sure once the fame wears off u will have a many-decades dry spell
ReplyDeleteCan you blame him?
ReplyDeleteBetting they were hookers someone bought for him to make him feel better about himself, his Maron 5 bank manager bro, DeCaprio,etc.
ReplyDeleteHe should star in the Fatty Arbuckle story... I could see Franco as Mack Sennett and Blohan as the dead hooker.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHA... Love it!!!
DeleteQueen, now thats a role lindsay born to play, dead hooker.
DeleteI'll repeat my Peter (unfortunate looking) Crouch story as it seems appropriate:
ReplyDeleteInterviewer: Peter, what would you be if you weren't a millionaire premiership club footballer?
Peter: A virgin.
Violet, take a bow.
ReplyDeleteTFG is such a needy blob.
ReplyDelete#hesohorny
ReplyDelete#MeLoveYouLongTime2-For-1Special
Delete#YouTooBigYouPayDouble
Delete"If you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture."
ReplyDeleteFiling that one under "reasons to not have an illustrated dictionary."
He is an example of a good argument against A status given to Oscar nominees.
ReplyDelete2 Asian hos>1 American g/f
ReplyDeleteProof that some people will do anything to say they've been with a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteNo just no...
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ReplyDeleteHow Fat Is He? now
ReplyDeleteThe video is coming soon: Two Girls One Fat, Talentless Hack
ReplyDeleteWay to go tara17!!!! ^5
ReplyDeletelol@sandy
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDelete@QueenAnne
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! If only studio execs had your imagination.
Get it, Bro. Asian tag team is on every guy's bucket list.
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ReplyDeleteHe knows his 'girlfriend' is only there for the $$ so why have loyalty to her. He can get another$$ in one night.
ReplyDeletewell they did go out of their way to get the tickets, soooo...
ReplyDeleteOmg hes revolting and mos def smells
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of Jabba the Hut
ReplyDeleteGross, that Jabba the Hut! When will he become D List?
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeew.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill, A- list?
ReplyDeleteUGH. Just UGH. Are we sure this isn't one of those planted items people talk about from time to time?
ReplyDeleteHe probably hired them himself.
ReplyDeleteJonah: "Okay here's how it's gonna go - I'm gonna be walking through the lobby and you two run up to me screaming and start kissing me and grabbing my clothes. What's that? Kissing costs extra? No problem, I can afford to pay whatever you are charging. Just make it look natural."
A world of yuck.
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