Blind Items Revealed
April 20, 2014
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with the funny first name, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was sporting a huge black eye this weekend that he said was because of an incident involving a woman and a bedpost.
Chiwetel Ejiofer
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with the funny first name, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was sporting a huge black eye this weekend that he said was because of an incident involving a woman and a bedpost.
Chiwetel Ejiofer
Sounds like a fun night
ReplyDeleteHeeey, brea :)
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ReplyDeleteDid the woman have a dick?
ReplyDeleteHey, it's Hollywood. You never know.
@Freya. Maybe "bedpost" is Hollywood speak for "penis".
DeleteGo Terese! Poor chiwetel,
ReplyDeleteWhen I was like 17 I was so drunk at a show at the Che Cafe that I had to head to my friend's UCSD dorm. As I drunkenly struggled to take my shoes off, I actually fell face first onto a bed post and got the worst shiner in my life. Pretty much no one believed my story, but I got the biggest tips of my life that week, lemme tell ya...
True story.
Lol @ LadyH. I luv drunken stories of yore.
DeleteYa, I got a black eye from a fight I had with a wave and the top of my surfboard. My BF got a lotta if side eye. And I felt people didn't believe me either.
"Tip" of my surfboard
Delete@Freya & @SYF:
ReplyDeleteAs our friend Sigmund suggested, sometimes a bed post is just a 3 foot long double dildo...
@SYF: Ouch!!! Must have been so uncomfortable for the bf! Glad you're ok!!!
Have I missed gay blinds about Chiwetel? I don't get gay vibes from him at all, but my gaydar could be broken.
ReplyDeleteshe/he was tryin on his "kinky boots"
ReplyDeleteUnfortunetly it was probably just tripping while still half asleep & tangled in blankets. I've gotten the worse bruises that way.
ReplyDeleteWait, way, "Chiwetel" is funny but "Ejiofer" ISN'T?????
ReplyDeleteHot!
ReplyDeleteChiwetel ejioFOR !(not Ejiofer)
ReplyDeleteENTY! Stop calling non Anglo-Saxon or Celtic names "funny" or "strange". His name is Chiwetelu Umeadi Ejiofor because his parents are Nigerian-born.
ReplyDeleteThis is his stunning girlfriend, who looks like Nicole Kidman circa 1998.
Oh my, I would have loved to have been a part of that escapade. He's such a great actor!
ReplyDeleteShe resembles Jessica Chastain.
ReplyDeleteIs Chiwetel as funny as Schwarzenegger?
ReplyDeleteBed knobs and broomsticks. Not just for the kids.
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