This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant. He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough one to keep secret.
Mariah
ReplyDeleteThe Devastation of Mimi
ReplyDeleteLol! Good play on her album @VIP
DeleteMariah
ReplyDeleteMimi---get em girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's raining Champagne up in here lol
DeleteMimi for sure.
ReplyDeleteI hope she leaves him---takes him to the cleaners and he can live his life with a giant Mariah tattoo across his back all alone.
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ReplyDeleteNick,can you get any more stuuuupid??
ReplyDeletesadly I agree
ReplyDeletekick him to the curb Mimi
Poor Mimi.
ReplyDeleteShould have kept it in your pants, Nick Cannon! Between AGT, Wild N Out and RHOH, surely Nick has enough money to keep this quiet and away from Mariah. I don't want to see Glitter 2!
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"Glasses of champagne"
DeleteCurses! I always look for bath references for Mimi, I forget she drinks champagne in the bath. And in the linen closet. And in the garage. And in the pool house. Pretty much everywhere really.
"Take selfies of her throwing various objects" would be more like Bey.
and Mimi aint got time for dat! How is she gonna find a new boo? It will interrupt her bubble bath and champagne drinking---and what about Dem Babies?!
ReplyDeleteAnswer that your turn post with the pic of Mariah and Courtney Love---what did they talk about:
Mariah "So dahling how do I ya know GET RID of this man-child?"
Courtney "Girl, let me tell ya it is EASY..."
Obviously it's supposed to be Mariah, but my question is who Nick knocked up. Must be somebody famous if it's difficult to keep secret.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse Or someone might try to extort them. Run to the tabloids.
DeleteAre you saying Nick is letting his Cannon fire off in other women?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who the woman is if this one is going to be tough to keep secret.
ReplyDeleteI am available to comfort and console poor Mariah. Reasonably priced.
ReplyDeleteMimi get a divorce NOW. Don't ignore this because it will happen again.
ReplyDeleteFreya & Derek, thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteWrap it up Nick!
Yeah I think the side piece is some c list singer
ReplyDeleteToo easy!!! Mimi for the win!!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to like her but Lawd she needs to give up the hooch. Anyone else here stream her new album on iTunes Radio a few weeks ago? I did and omg it was just awful. It actually gave me a migraine.
Has to be either Heidi or Mel B as the knocked uped.
ReplyDeleteOh Mimi.
ReplyDeleteI also want to know who the knock-up-ee is. Spill, Enty!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Nurse. This is supposed to be Mariah & Nick, but if it's going to be hard to keep secret, the knocked up person must be someone well known.
ReplyDeleteThose poor kids! Way to be a douchebag dad Nick!!
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon got someone pregnant? I'm sorry he doesn't do anything for my lady parts. He's just a big "meh" to me. No sex appeal whatsoever.
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