Blind Item #6
Apparently this future Bachelor is a little wanting in the endowment department according to a recent bedroom partner.
Apparently this future Bachelor is a little wanting in the endowment department according to a recent bedroom partner.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
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Nick vial?
ReplyDeleteMAKS!
ReplyDeleteBwhaha big douche has teeny weenie
ReplyDeleteThe farmer from Iowa
ReplyDeleteWell I guess that's poetic justice for these dumb hos to end up with a guy lacking in that department---
ReplyDeleteI don't like size blinds. I don't want to be judged by the size of my breasts or hips, so why judge others?
ReplyDeleteThis is a serious question, because I've never experienced it, but is there really the possibility of too small to get the job done?
Sadly yes.
DeleteHe's a grower not a shower!
ReplyDeleteJust realized it looks like shower as in the bathing type, when I mean show- er.
Arie Luyendek.
ReplyDelete(Although it would explain a lot as to why Nick was dumped right after those overnight dates)
ReplyDeleteLace, yes, it is possible. We see it more in obese men, though. This sounds more like the rantings of a jealous, bitter ex, though.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Andi didn't much like being outed for sleeping with one guy when she intended to go after another. Nick dodged a bullet.
ReplyDeleteNaughty - who do you mean by "we"?
ReplyDeleteAlso is it because obesity leads to shrinkage, ED or something else?
We…meaning those of us in the medical community.
ReplyDeleteObesity, because the surrounding body fat actually builds up around it, literally burying the penis in fat.
ReplyDeleteMore than likely just made up by a pissed off ex. He might have pumped and dumped her so she gets someone to listen to her if she talks about his dick.
ReplyDeleteThanks Naughty! Thought you meant nurses but just wanted to clarify.
ReplyDeleteSteroids also diminish junk size.
ReplyDeleteI discovered this unfortunate fact back when I was single. Let's just say that a night I had been excited about didn't turn out so well for me.
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ReplyDeleteI once went home with a guy and he seriously had no penis, just the smallest head and tiny little balls. I was speechless. Don't you think he should have warned me first? So yes, some poor guys have micro peens.
ReplyDeleteOh god, can anyone be discreet anymore? You dont describe former partners gentals negativly, you just dont. Its the human code.
ReplyDeleteEXCEPTION!!!!! Any one who has witnessed the unfurling of the great, amazing, technicolor Hammaconda!!! That we ALL want to hear about!!!
DeleteLOL Aunt Licky. Yes!! But then that's a thing of joy.
DeleteAlways thought it was funny that women are judged on every measurement but if men were judged on just one all hell breaks loose. Oh those Nordstrom shoes are following me again...
ReplyDeleteThere are such things as micro peen but it's not common. So long as the tongue works, we're good. And nothing to fast either.
ReplyDeleteToo fast.
ReplyDeleteI had to warn other women. A lot of investment for very little (hee hee) reward
ReplyDeleteSo Basil what happened after the unveiling? Do tell.
ReplyDeleteWho the f cares?
ReplyDeleteI never understood size queens. And a lot of these women that get so hot about big size pens and laugh at small ones are the same women that get "offended" when men get hot over big boobs and laugh at small ones. Feminists can be hypocrites (and I'm a woman)
I dated a guy who warned me, but I didn't believe it could be that much of an issue. We finally did the deed, and I had to ask "is it in yet?" That's when I realized that there really is such a thing as too small. Poor guy. I hope he found someone
ReplyDeleteDelete account - we women are all different. Some get off from vaginal intercourse. Some don't care and it takes clitoral stimulation to come. Why do you feel the need to belittle those for whom size really does lead to greater stimulation? Good for you that size makes no difference, but don't paint all women with the same brush.
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