Well this A+ list celebrity always cheated on his A list actress wife and did so sometimes with this model/fashionista so I'm not sure why she got so upset that our A+ lister cheated on her with an actress. It is what he does. I just don't understand his type. For the most part, every single hookup and relationship has always involved the exact same look. Blonde with see through bones.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not buying that JLaw went there when he was married, but I think Gwennie is more bothered by her than Alexa because Jennifer's career is better and she's younger
ReplyDeleteYep...a younger, cooler..AA winner..Gotta smart a little
DeleteThey're still married but they uncoupled in march so no she didn't. There is no competing with Jlaw. That was a very Drop the Mic moment from Chris. .lol
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See through bones? What does that mean? Anyway I saw Ben and Jennifer's ice bucket video and they seemed so happy so it's probably not them but I wanted to guess first! And cheating blinds are usually Ben aren't they?
ReplyDeleteWhat are see through bones? Small boned?
ReplyDeletekate bosworth has bones you can see protruding b/c she is sooo skinny// ana// heroin user too..
Deletealexa chung, goop,, bony as hell.
Ben is the knee-jerk go=to for every infidelity blind. First of all, it says he is a celebrity with an actress wife. Doesn't fit the description.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Tricia S 'guess Martin/goop/chung/Jlaw
ReplyDeleteYes, sounds like goop, but not really cheating at this point.
ReplyDeleteWell, if the Martin/JLaw hookup is true, I guess the statement that he has a type isn't true.
ReplyDeleteAnd for all that it pains me to say, I think Goop is A+. Oscar/GG/Emmy winner, singer, writer, blogger, mother, conscious uncoupler, and intensely loved by Jessica Seinfeld.
Yeah that post buz Jessica Seinfeld may as well have shouted "YOUR HUSBAND IS BANGING A YOUNGER, MORE SUCCESSFUL ACTRESS WHO EVERYONE LIKES MORE THAN YOU . SHE IS DIOR, YOU ARE HUGO BOSS NOW"
DeleteI hope JLaw and Martin are really a thing. I'm sure it doesn't make Gwen happy.
ReplyDeleteSince they're separated and officially( in cas of Martin/Goop),It's not cheating
ReplyDeleteAnd Martin is not so famous (A + list celebrity? No!) And JLaw is not so skinny
ReplyDeleteAnd if he was with alexa she is not blonde.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, how is Chris higher ranked than Gwenyth? I don't' see him as A+. I can see why this would be a great guess, but as usual the rankings are off. Im going to guess Banderas and Griffith just to be different.
ReplyDeleteJlaw is totally not the "see through bones" type... plus when did he break up with Alexa?! I thought they were like, living together now.
ReplyDelete"See through bones" is interesting.
ReplyDeleteI take it to mean fairly slender, perhaps with visible ribs and clavicle. Yes? No? Osteosarcoma?
I think the whole point of this garbled blind is that Chris Martin cheated on Goop with Alexa so why is Alexa now surprised that he is cheating on her (with Jennifer Lawrence). And that the blondes must be his true type since that's what he keeps going back to.
ReplyDeletesee through bones means anorexic-skinny, walking skeleton
ReplyDeleteWhat about the gossip going around that he bought Alexa a house in L.A., makes sense if he was dumping her…but I love that he's with JLaw….
ReplyDeleteGoop must be having nightmares…
He's too old for JLaw. It's just a fling I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGet it Bro. Yer outta jail so live it up.
ReplyDeleteJust to be a bit different I'm going to say Johnny Depp. We all know he loves them super skinny girls.
ReplyDeleteMartin is free to do whomever he choses now - and he has the McDonalds Big Mac wrappers on the floor of his car to prove it!
ReplyDeleteGoing from Goop a dried up piece of toast to JLaw a slice of peach pie…well who can blame him…
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ReplyDeleteIts not Chris Martin. Chung isn't Blonde and JLaw isn't Blonde and skinny (see thru bones).
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying the Martin/Lawrence gossip. I guess they met, but it just seems too manufactured.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere, Jack Nicholson is seething.
Chris did cheat with Kate Bosworth previously so they're assuming that's his type
ReplyDeleteSecond CoBe. Calista has always been bones.
ReplyDeleteI agree this is Chris Martin but Alexa Chung is not blonde - unless Enty is referring to his alleged affair with Kate Bosworth
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks JLaw is kinda meh?
I don't really get her appeal
@teresa crane
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No, you're not alone but, ssshhh! Those of us in the resistance movement have to be discreet.
Yep, Goop/Martin/Alexa Chung & Bosworth.
ReplyDeleteMy opinion of JLaw totally dropped since learning of this Martin hook up. Not that my opinion really matters but yeah meh to that pairing.
im with ya @Teresa & Yoj, she's fine & all & does a good job but I think so do a lot of other actresses- she doesn't stand out to me.
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ReplyDeleteMartin's A+? Not seeing that. Also, wouldn't he be an "entertainer?"
ReplyDelete@sandyb: Hutcherson rumors? Uhh, hasn't it been determined otherwise?
Timing-wise, they (Martin-GP) split in Mar. Are we to believe he and JL hooked up before then?
JLAW you are getting sucked down the rabbit hole
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