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This foreign born A list musician in his country and C- list here who also loves some good reality television appearances is back on drugs and booze again. He is also cheating on his B+ list singer girlfriend. She doesn't seem to care though. I don't get it. She would care about the drugs if she knew. She only knows about the booze and convinced her it is ok.
Biebs.
ReplyDeleteRonan keating.
ReplyDeleteEllie Goulding / Dougie Poynter
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one VIP. But McFly are not A list in the UK. Maybe just old though. (Ok not maybe).
DeleteMaybe I'm just old...
DeleteIf Bieber. Wouldn't he be C minus in Canadia? If it were my home soil, I'd cringe at any connection to this toddlerstein.
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke.
DeleteI know Doctah! Poor wee lad seems to be a joke regardless of language/cultural differences!.
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LOL ah ok see I missed your joke by thinking you missed mine. I loved the billboards during the Stanley Cup playoffs that hyped Canada vs US and loser keeps Bieber.
DeleteOh Doctah, that IS fantastic! It's like aussies & kiwis arguing as to whom is responsible for Russell Crowe..
Delete@Bee have you seen Flight of the Concords? The Aussie vs Kiwi episode is probably my favorite. Nailing a kiwi to their door and then bro-hugging it out when they realize it's the Aussies they all hate. I miss that show!
DeleteWell, the "girlfriend" knocks out Keith Urban, and "foreign-born" knocks out Harry Connick Jr., so I got nothin'.
ReplyDelete+1 doctah no one wants bieber!!
ReplyDeletecody simpson (ducks)
ReplyDeleteAnd who the hell IS Responsible?
ReplyDeleteSherry - society is to blame.
ReplyDeleteEllie and Dougie is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteI don't think bieber would be described as "musician". To me that is playing an instrument. Back on booze and drugs? Was bieber ever off?
ReplyDelete@ riven...we must be more alike than we knew! FoTC is one of my all time favorites...obsessed with their stand up tour...and that was my friggin favorite episode
ReplyDelete@Tricia High fiving you from the west coast! That's pretty hilarious, we have some random but awesome shared guilty pleasures. I confess, despite his odd looks, I had a tiny crush on Jemaine. Ok maybe a not so tiny crush...
DeleteFotC just got moved to the top of my lazy weekend plans :D
Ellie and Dougie. He was on a "Survivor" type show in Australia and won. I think he's done something else in reality tv.
ReplyDelete,@riven..me too..Germaine is hot...especially with his "sexy time "and ,," man man lumps" crooning lol
ReplyDeleteBritt is pretty boy but jermaine the man...right thee with ya
He did a serious NZ Indy film...was really good..shark in title...I forget
ReplyDeleteWhat's your email@*riven I'll send links
ReplyDeleteEagle vs. Shark is Germaine's film debut pre FoTC
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