An assistant to this former A list reality star who has been in multiple reality shows for almost the past decade was sent out to buy a home HIV test. This just got really real, especially since there were no cameras shooting at the time.
Nope they exist! I saw it recently in the back at my pharmacist when I was doing a pick up. First time I heard of it too, but it's real. Like Real Real.
Think this is someone from Real World too, but no clue as to who.
I'd guess Nicole Richie, but the Simple Life wasn't quite ten years ago. The clues do seem to point to a Real World cast member. What about Mike from the Back to New York season? His Miz character is now part of the wrestling world, is he popular?
The tagline was "The Real OC" which is still laughable, and she will do anything to be on camera including fake dating a Jenner. She's been in reality tv for about a decade and on multiple shows.
However with Jay being in the NFL I'm not sure how plausible it is, but she did give an article about not getting laid because she was pregnant so either of them could have had side pieces. But again she have birth in May, I know it's unlikely. But if it was her than daaaaaamn that's some good tea.
I would guess blood and urine tests would give many clues that someone is anorexic if the bones ready to burst out of the skin aren't a clue. When you starve yourself a lot is going wrong with your body. Ask the people with involuntary anorexia otherwise known as starving people in 3rd world countries.
I *never* get these..and troll determinedly for Lotta & VIP comments...they always know the score. Anyhoo, my guess: stanky Brittny Gastineau. A few truly trag pics lately @ some dismal beach somewhere looking more than just drunk. Sick, too maybe Daily Mail?).
It makes me sad that none of you are aware of an at home HIV test, let alone haven't taken one. Get educated! It is the safe one they offer at the doctors office. You swap your gums, put the stick in a tube, and it gives you a result in 20 minutes in the same style as many pregnancy tests (one line is negative, two lines means positive). Why you you be more embarrassed to by this than any of the other medical things they sell at pharmacies?
Thanks Unknown and others. I'd rather confess my ignorance and be educated than say nothing at all and go on being stupid. Your information is appreciated.
Dummy. If I was a loaded celeb, I'd have a case of the OraQwik (or whatever they are called) home HIV test sitting in the closet, next to the rubbers and the cuffs.
i'm going w/ paris. the simple life was 2003. oraquick came out in 2012 over the counter but behind glass. those "mall openings "in dubai will catch up w/ u girl
This could be several "reality TV stars". Russell Brand did heroin also there is that disturbing episode where he takes home a homeless drug addict as a pet and takes a bath with him. Brand started off in that genre so did Kelly Osbourne druggie, massive weight loss and dated a gay/bi man while she was on DWTS and Kendra Wilkinson due to the transgender loving husband but also being on the GND and most people assume Playboy chicks are prostitutes no telling what they can have especially if there not using condoms with someone who sleeps with other high at risk prostitutes. But no mention of foreign born so I'm going with Kendra.
Like the Kelly Osborne guess because 1 she's a huge heroin user and 2. Her last 2 fiances were bisexuals and mostly preferred men. Kelly was on the 1st real reality show. "It just got real" she is always such a hot mess she would share a needle with anyone off the street. She would have SO many ways to catch HIV!!
They do not screen for all STDs on a standard annual exam. You have to ask for HIV, chlamydia and some others. And it costs extra because most insurance does not cover the additional tests. Check your coverage or ask your doc.
I was just going to say that too Flora. You have to ask for an HIV test. And they do it with the swab in your cheek (just like they do for DNA tests). I had one back in 1997 (dang that was a long time ago!). I had been engaged to a guy who's uncle was gay and died of AIDS. He had helped take care of him so there was a risk of becoming infected through a cut or something when cleaning the uncle up or moving stuff around.
I think we CDAN commentors should fund a Kickstarter campaign to make Count Jerkula famous; get him to Hollywood. He'd show these celebrities how it's done. He could pay us back with all the scandalous gossip he'd create.
I really think this is Paris. First, this person had an assistant make the run for them - that's going to eliminate a whole bunch of "former reality stars", because most of them can't afford to pay rent, let alone pay an assistant. Second, If we are to believe all the gossip on the web (and of course we all do), besides her illustrious "DJ" career, these days Paris is known for her coke and who she bangs. Some of her choices in male companionship have been questionable at best.
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ReplyDelete...on second thought she'd pretend it was some other medical issue and still get it filmed.
For really real?
ReplyDeleteI'd say someone from the real world..hence rally real..but so many and none were A
ReplyDeleteJenner goes back to the hills ,then prince's of Malibu..then Kardashian s
ReplyDeleteOr Bethany??going back to apprentice?
ReplyDeleteHer last BF still not sure said to be sketch..
I know I'm still asleep at work. I just thought he wanted to buy home with HIV.
ReplyDeleteI'm like why oils he want house with that and are there selling house with HIV.
I need coffee asap
but I think the "it just got real" refers to something current going on in the news---hence my Tori guess with the cheating---or Kendra
ReplyDeleteTwo things shocked me about this:
ReplyDelete1. There's such thing as a home HIV test??
2. There have been reality shows for over a decade??
Hell. Handbasket.
Yeah I've never heard of a home HIV test. Can someone weigh in on this? Think that's bullshit.
DeleteI think I heard you swab your mouth and then send it in to a clinic and get the results back in the mail.
Delete1. Yep. You can buy them over the counter.
Delete2. Yep. The first reality show was "Cops."
Trishelle from the Real World. Or else Puck (though he is way more than 10 years ago)
ReplyDeleteOMG...Rock of Love was SEVEN years ago?!
ReplyDeleteBrett Michaels.
Omarosa. Yikes.
ReplyDeletePretty sure home HIV tests exist. I think I've seen 'em at the pharmacy.
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ReplyDeleteNope they exist! I saw it recently in the back at my pharmacist when I was doing a pick up. First time I heard of it too, but it's real. Like Real Real.
ReplyDeleteThink this is someone from Real World too, but no clue as to who.
I am sorry---that would be REALLY embarrassing to buy (IT SHOULDNT BE!) BUT IT WOULD. I still get embarrassed buying rubbers!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Kellie Osborne
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ReplyDeleteI hope whoever it is gets a negative result and learns to be safer in their choices.
ReplyDeleteThe big test is nerve wracking.
Awful. Does the home testing kit include a monkey? I thought you needed medical procedures to get such results?
ReplyDeletewell now this is bad
ReplyDeleteand yes they def do exist
I can see why people would focus on that "really real" bit and think Real World, but could ANYONE from that show ever be considered A list?
ReplyDeleteVera, I think you got it. Girls Next Door premiered in 2005 and Holly, Bridget & Kendra were A list reality wise for a few years.
ReplyDeleteDoes Kendra have an assistant? Seems she's often running around, like a mess, doing her own errands.
ReplyDeleteNicole Richie?
I'd guess Nicole Richie, but the Simple Life wasn't quite ten years ago.
ReplyDeleteThe clues do seem to point to a Real World cast member. What about Mike from the Back to New York season? His Miz character is now part of the wrestling world, is he popular?
EGB: they don't yet have blood or wee wee tests for AN. Just BMI'S and scales...
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@EGB, hey girl! The Miz is a good guess!
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DeleteI OWE U A COKE.
So weird, same thought at same moment.
@Bee, no kidding, girlfriend is tony. But I've watched her new show on VH1 and I can't help but find her funny!
ReplyDeleteEGB. I agree. Hilarity (coupled with self effacing rv) is bound to result in some laffs!
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@lotta, thanks girl!
ReplyDeleteKristin Cavallari?
ReplyDeleteThe tagline was "The Real OC" which is still laughable, and she will do anything to be on camera including fake dating a Jenner. She's been in reality tv for about a decade and on multiple shows.
However with Jay being in the NFL I'm not sure how plausible it is, but she did give an article about not getting laid because she was pregnant so either of them could have had side pieces. But again she have birth in May, I know it's unlikely. But if it was her than daaaaaamn that's some good tea.
Kendra seems the most likely. On TMZ stating there is no way she would take Hank back today.
ReplyDeleteI would guess blood and urine tests would give many clues that someone is anorexic if the bones ready to burst out of the skin aren't a clue. When you starve yourself a lot is going wrong with your body. Ask the people with involuntary anorexia otherwise known as starving people in 3rd world countries.
ReplyDeleteI *never* get these..and troll determinedly for Lotta & VIP comments...they always know the score. Anyhoo, my guess: stanky Brittny Gastineau. A few truly trag pics lately @ some dismal beach somewhere looking more than just drunk. Sick, too maybe Daily Mail?).
ReplyDelete@mini. But is Gasteneau former A List ??
ReplyDeleteIdk. But I hope not.
She does look like a mess in those pice; Lohan-esque!
It makes me sad that none of you are aware of an at home HIV test, let alone haven't taken one. Get educated! It is the safe one they offer at the doctors office. You swap your gums, put the stick in a tube, and it gives you a result in 20 minutes in the same style as many pregnancy tests (one line is negative, two lines means positive). Why you you be more embarrassed to by this than any of the other medical things they sell at pharmacies?
ReplyDelete*same one, not safe one (though it is part of taking responsibility for your own safety, yes)
ReplyDeleteThanks Unknown and others. I'd rather confess my ignorance and be educated than say nothing at all and go on being stupid. Your information is appreciated.
ReplyDelete+1. Thank you.
DeleteDummy. If I was a loaded celeb, I'd have a case of the OraQwik (or whatever they are called) home HIV test sitting in the closet, next to the rubbers and the cuffs.
ReplyDeleteMy doc just screens for all STDs in my annual pap exam--standard. I guess boys don't have that sort of annual checkup, though, do they?
ReplyDeletei'm going w/ paris. the simple life was 2003. oraquick came out in 2012 over the counter but behind glass. those "mall openings "in dubai will catch up w/ u girl
ReplyDeleteThis could be several "reality TV stars". Russell Brand did heroin also there is that disturbing episode where he takes home a homeless drug addict as a pet and takes a bath with him. Brand started off in that genre so did Kelly Osbourne druggie, massive weight loss and dated a gay/bi man while she was on DWTS and Kendra Wilkinson due to the transgender loving husband but also being on the GND and most people assume Playboy chicks are prostitutes no telling what they can have especially if there not using condoms with someone who sleeps with other high at risk prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteBut no mention of foreign born so I'm going with Kendra.
Like the Kelly Osborne guess because 1 she's a huge heroin user and 2. Her last 2 fiances were bisexuals and mostly preferred men. Kelly was on the 1st real reality show. "It just got real" she is always such a hot mess she would share a needle with anyone off the street. She would have SO many ways to catch HIV!!
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ReplyDeleteThey do not screen for all STDs on a standard annual exam. You have to ask for HIV, chlamydia and some others. And it costs extra because most insurance does not cover the additional tests. Check your coverage or ask your doc.
I was just going to say that too Flora. You have to ask for an HIV test. And they do it with the swab in your cheek (just like they do for DNA tests). I had one back in 1997 (dang that was a long time ago!). I had been engaged to a guy who's uncle was gay and died of AIDS. He had helped take care of him so there was a risk of becoming infected through a cut or something when cleaning the uncle up or moving stuff around.
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ReplyDeleteI think we CDAN commentors should fund a Kickstarter campaign to make Count Jerkula famous; get him to Hollywood. He'd show these celebrities how it's done.
ReplyDeleteHe could pay us back with all the scandalous gossip he'd create.
I feel bad guessing on this one, but I have a feeling it's Kendra. That gross, cheating husband of hers is a serious reason for her to be concerned.
ReplyDeleteI really think this is Paris. First, this person had an assistant make the run for them - that's going to eliminate a whole bunch of "former reality stars", because most of them can't afford to pay rent, let alone pay an assistant. Second, If we are to believe all the gossip on the web (and of course we all do), besides her illustrious "DJ" career, these days Paris is known for her coke and who she bangs. Some of her choices in male companionship have been questionable at best.
ReplyDeleteparis did lil wayne 4 her record deal.. he supposedly has HIV
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