Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is in desperate straits. She wants her record released and is missing half her tracks at this point. She has offered this A++ list rapper whatever he wants to help her but this is a really bad time for him to be seen with her but he is calling in a favor to someone who also sold his soul to him who could use a music boost after the crushing defeat of his other career.
Whora
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ReplyDeleteI agree it is supposed t be Whora but she is NOT B+-----
ReplyDeleteSo who else besides Kanye owes JayZ $$$?
ReplyDeleterita hora and jayz.
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Gugirl - You are correct!!!
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So who is Jay calling in a favor to? And what is their crushing defeat? Kanye? His marriage to Kim?
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Kanye and his fashion line disaster?
ReplyDeleteWhora/jayz /kanye kardashian?
ReplyDeleteThat's my best guess
DeleteHow funny would that be if Jay makes Kanye work with Rita out of spite
Hey to @ Gugirl and also to yesterday's @fancyFel. Glad u guys came out to play.
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Whora Gurl. Run bb run!
DeleteKan nay is in bad karma mode. Better off calling Jamie Fox since he was the best thing about Kan nays best song.
Shoot. Call me or anyone else on the planet. Or get to typing gurl. Anyone can make a nursery rhyme, and when you run out of words to rhyme with "Shit" just throw in a couple abstract verbs or nouns or some "ee ehhhhs" and some MuthaFucca's. U got it.
Yes Kanye's fashion flop. Rita Ora's album has been pushed back to Neveruary because nobody's checking for her. Jay is Rita's former sugar daddy so she's reaching out to him but he's currently trying to save his marriage (allegedly).
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Rita Ora being prevented from using Calvin Harris's tracks. Jay Z for the executive and who knows who the other guy would be. Very easy to guess
ReplyDeleteI know Kanye's fashion line didn't do well, but I like to think his marriage is a bigger flop. They get press, but not the love they thought their "merger" would create.
ReplyDeleteWell they're still married, so it hasn't actually flopped yet. And they've been seen together only about four times. Someone forgot to tell Kanye they have to be photographed together - and looking like they actually care about each other - for this "marriage" to pay off.
DeleteYa. He prob turned down mentoring her right now, cuz that wouldn't look good at all, right after he fucked her.
ReplyDeleteSo Jay Z does not have the clout to pressure Calvin?
ReplyDeleteI also can't believe there isn't someone out there who ghost writes for some of these rappers who could give her some good tunes for a price
seriously though why not try it yourself girlfriend you got a lot you could write about be like Eminem and name names you know what I mean
also gotta be some female rappers that owe Jay Z a favour if the price is right
ReplyDeleteIt says sold HIS soul to him, so it's Ora/Jay/Dude (suspect #1 is Kanye)
DeleteI suspect it's not just the writing part but the who composition and production as well. The guys that put that all together are sought out for a good reason. Writing a witty poem won't do it for ya.
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ReplyDeleteCalvin made $60M last year. Nobody can force him to do anything. And he evidently hates Rita so why would helping her even cross his mind?
Essie - does Kanye hate Rita because she used and dumped KK's fat brother?
DeleteOh good one tr. Forgot that.
DeleteCould JT be the the indebted one?
ReplyDeleteJt 2nd 20.20. Album flopped.
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Could be JT, 20/20 flopped hard.
ReplyDeleteBut Kanye's the one who literally sold his soul to JayZ. Just before the wedding he turned control of his career and finances over to Jay.
I assumed a sex tape of Kanye and his boyfriend was involved involved in that deal but what do I know?
Ora, Jay-Z and ???
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LOL Aeol!
ReplyDeleteHas JT ever produced or written for someone else?
I'm going to say it's Kanye. His "wife" doesn't care and working with Ora is no threat to him and his boyfriend.
When has Rita Ora been an actress?
ReplyDeleteOra is featured in the upcoming 50 Shades of Shit
DeleteWhora, JayZ and Kanye.
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