This couple had cheating issues on both sides. When the two briefly got back together they agreed to break up if either was going to cheat. The A+ list mostly movie actress was really surprised though when her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend came to her just a month after they had been dating again and said that he was going to inevitably have sex with this A- list mostly movie actress when they started filming together and so they should break up so he could start having sex with her right then instead of waiting. Apparently the A+ lister was crushed.
Jlaw/Hoult
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DeleteI thought she was with Chris Martin, now.
ReplyDeleteShe is..apparently he's a rebound..
DeleteI'll RB with him any day...can anyone say-trade up??
Who would have ever thought that homely kid from "About a Boy", would turn into that hunk of man meat that is now Hoult.
ReplyDeletePoor Jennifer, btw.
I don't think he's a hunk at all. Still looks sorta homely to me.
DeleteIs Kristin really that much more appealing? Yuck.
ReplyDeleteSecond that. KStew's skanky in more ways than one. Hygiene-challenged homewrecker
DeleteLotta - no but she is strange if you know what I mean.
DeleteWell JLaw showed him!
ReplyDeleteIf it's JLaw, she traded up, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteKstew is gay and her and nicholous (sp?) never dated before.
ReplyDeleteI thought it would be Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long.
ReplyDeletebut what do I know?
Honesty is the best policy.
ReplyDeleteUgh, still can't believe she's off with Mr Goop. So disappointing.
ReplyDeleteIf Kstew did Nick Hoult it was to get back at JLaw for being the media and movie darling she is. She's very jealous of her.
ReplyDeleteBetter than being a cheating, lying Prick.
ReplyDeletejennifer & Nicolas were together a lot longer than a month when they got back together.
ReplyDelete^^^Right. Ifff them, I guess Enty's implying they were "on and off" the whole time.
ReplyDeleteBTW: Other than the infamous faux blind from '12, has Enty once indicated she cheated?
I think that KStew is bi. This is totally Lawrence and Hoult. Good riddance, Jen. You don't need him. I guarantee that Martin is better in bed. He may not be the most attractive man to look at objectively but he has a charm and charisma to him when you watch his interviews. There is something about his eyes.
ReplyDeleteI think he is a great rebound guy for her. Somebody to show her what good sex is and what being with a more mature guy is like. She will see that it is much better than being with a bro in his twenties who can't control his hormones and probably doesn't make sure she is satisfied.
Hoult may have a nice look to him but I can just tell he's bad in bed. I don't know, something in the way he carries himself and talks in interviews. He is a bro through and through, British accent or not, and he f*cks like one. Guaranteed.
@Annie Hall
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Anytime, Yoj. If I can help even one woman or guy stay away from the guys and girls I suffered through in my twenties, my vast experience of horrors will have been worth it.
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ReplyDeleteI don't suppose that you live in the UK, by any chance? I need someone who can "can just tell" if a man's bad in bed. I keep finding out that hard way. Or, the *soft* way, sometimes.
@yoj....
ReplyDeleteDo these men like vitamins??
How than that be? ..though I do know I from experience once or twice...usually alcohol was involved. And in certain..more delicate, well say situations, I'm sure they were putting on a brave face wishing I was david beckam or brad Pitt...:(
@yoj, It's mainly in the eyes but also the body language. The body language has to be confident but not entitled, does that make sense? The eyes have to have this "knowing" look where you can look into his/her eyes and they seem to just know how to make you come. It's weird to explain but with practice, you start to get it. I haven't had a bad bed partner in years since I started paying attention to these things.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a good rule of thumb is to get with somebody over the age of 33. It is possible to find somebody younger than 33 who is good in bed but it is rare. So, if you weed out the younger ones you are almost halfway there. Then pay attention how the eyes look at you and their body language. You'll get it once you key into those things.
@Tricia S
ReplyDeleteOh, so it's just me, then. Good to know. I'll just go cry in the corner.
@Annie Hall
Please write a book, Annie. I'm better with books than I am with people.
I think my problem is that I find self-deprecating humour a turn-on and oftentimes self-deprecation is masking actual insecurity. Insecure men do not good lovers make.
@yoj,
ReplyDeleteSo very true..bittersweetly true. I agree, self deprecation is a huge turn on (think Hugh grant), but do you reckon he was a good lay?naaaay...that's why he ups the kink factor or relies on younger, less experienced girls.
My favorite, and most- memorable of lovers were always humorous/witty..that's my #1; but they also carried themselves with quiet confidence and self possession, now that I think about it....
Let's find you one of those STAT!!
@Tricia S
ReplyDeleteLet's go!
Voice of dissent here. Mr. Kay is adorable but a hopelessly awkward nerd. His idea of being charming is saying stupid things and hope the girl laughs. But I'll tell you, the man paid attention to what he used to read in Penthouse because I found the MOST amazing diamond in the rough, ifyaknowwhatimean...
ReplyDeleteYoj...hahah
ReplyDeleteLive that gif
Story of my life lol
@Cee Kay
ReplyDeleteI'm happy for you, Cee Kay.
Is your man really insecure, though, or is he just shy and awkward? Because, if he's the latter then he may be the male version of me! I'm also a hopelessly awkward nerd whose idea of being charming is saying stupid things (you've probably noticed that), but one thing I've always been good at is doing my homework.
@yoj and@ceeKay..
ReplyDeleteThey are all diamonds in the rough. Sadly every formidable,and patient woman's beet work is when she escavates that from him...and hence, enriches her life...but it's never easy ..and it takes inordinate compromise .
But hey are ...worth it