This B list celebrity/show host had to miss two days filming the hit franchise on which she appears. A procedure she had performed by her plastic surgeon went wrong and she was unable to move her mouth for several days.
I can't even imagine going though all this bullshit to be famous. I just so couldn't play that, not for 30 minutes. I don't even like to take time to get a pedicure! What a crazy life these celebrities lead!
@NJ - my mom has The Henny Youngman Joke Book, which she gleefully shared with my boys a few summers ago. It's kind of funny and absolutely annoying to here those "take my wife, please" jokes coming out of the mouth of my then-preteens.
Great story @frufra! I remember watching Henny Youngman on TV as a child and can't believe that there are still copies of his book still out there. Your boys sound like great kids.
@NJ - aww, thanks. I'm admittedly a bit biased, but they are the best 13 and 16 year olds on the planet Earth, actually. And they have an awesome dad, too.
Fru..I remember a joke a while back..There was this man in a feminist bookstore and the clerk was saying, "Humor section? This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section!" LOL!!
And yes Guiliana is indeed the most unattractive woman. She looks like a bug. Does that mean she actually shut up for a while?
@Sherry - gotta laugh, or you'll cry. I almost always choose laugh. And poor Guiliana is a trainwreck. She must have body dysmorphic disorder or whatever it is if she thinks she's doing right by herself.
If it's not Parma, who may be A...it's Gail asimmons from same show/franchise..Top Chef Rancic isn't part of a franchise..she's a host., has a horrid reality show no one watches..but ..not a franchise playa
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ReplyDeleteWhat procedure?
ReplyDeletenot lindsay, her mouth is TOO important
ReplyDeleteNah, her A2A is most important
DeleteSaw pix of her other day and her face looked odd...probably lip injection
ReplyDeleteIs Joan rivers b or a list? I'd say A ...?
ReplyDeleteI can't even imagine going though all this bullshit to be famous. I just so couldn't play that, not for 30 minutes. I don't even like to take time to get a pedicure! What a crazy life these celebrities lead!
ReplyDeleteI think this is a mistake to publicize. It will cause a rush of men to sign up their wives for the same procedure.
ReplyDeleteWho let Henny Youngman into the comments section??
ReplyDeleteLOL @frufra!
Delete@NJ - my mom has The Henny Youngman Joke Book, which she gleefully shared with my boys a few summers ago. It's kind of funny and absolutely annoying to here those "take my wife, please" jokes coming out of the mouth of my then-preteens.
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DeleteAnd I'm a feminist, but I am a feminist with a good sense of humor :-).
And my boys are so sweet; they asked me, "why would you say those mean things about your wife? I don't get it." Score one for momma!
DeleteGreat story @frufra! I remember watching Henny Youngman on TV as a child and can't believe that there are still copies of his book still out there. Your boys sound like great kids.
Delete@NJ - aww, thanks. I'm admittedly a bit biased, but they are the best 13 and 16 year olds on the planet Earth, actually. And they have an awesome dad, too.
DeleteI love you, Fru x
DeleteSunny, I love you too :-) xoxoxo
DeleteGiuliani Rancic. Who, btw, has to be the ugliest woman on cable.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like an alien
DeleteJerkula would have to go P or B on her, while her M is temporarily out of order.
ReplyDeleteWith all the mishaps, u wld think people wld leave their faces alone.
ReplyDeleteFru..I remember a joke a while back..There was this man in a feminist bookstore and the clerk was saying, "Humor section? This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section!" LOL!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Guiliana is indeed the most unattractive woman. She looks like a bug. Does that mean she actually shut up for a while?
@Sherry - gotta laugh, or you'll cry. I almost always choose laugh. And poor Guiliana is a trainwreck. She must have body dysmorphic disorder or whatever it is if she thinks she's doing right by herself.
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Rotfl! I nearly choked on my French Toast!
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@fancy @frufra @NJ ff
ReplyDeleteAllll funny!
Julie Chen - the Chenbot!!
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ReplyDeleteIf it's not Parma, who may be A...it's Gail asimmons from same show/franchise..Top Chef
ReplyDeleteRancic isn't part of a franchise..she's a host., has a horrid reality show no one watches..but ..not a franchise playa
I kinda like Guiliana but makes me think that I don't know why.
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