While the bartender wasn't looking, this B list celebrity momager to a boozy actress/escort walked off with three bottles of $500 champagne. The momager likes to tell the world she is now sober, but was so drunk she actually dropped and broke a fourth bottle and kept right on stumbling away with the other three.
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ReplyDeleteDena is that you?!
ReplyDeleteObviously it is not me. B list? Please. I'm all A, all day.
DeleteIf she walked off with three bottles, how is there a broken fourth?
ReplyDeleteBlohan!
ReplyDeleteHeh?
ReplyDelete2 hands a waistband and a bra should handle 4 bottles. Dina you forgot the bra didn't you?
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook lolololol What an amateur she is!
DeleteGet a bottlecarrier from local supermarket - get these thefts onto an organised basis.
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ReplyDeleteI really wish they would put her on Dancing with the Stars. Total train wrecky goodness.
ReplyDeleteOr, a chance for redemption. Either way, entertaining!
i know right. Even w/o the bra she could tuck in her blouse in the waistband and drop one down the blousetop :p
ReplyDeletePerhaps her clothes were too skimpy...the one that dropped was probably from her Hooha..: D
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that White Oprah is not ranked as high as B list!! Seriously, how could that conceivably be?
ReplyDeleteBill her or file theft charges against here.
ReplyDeleteNo bartender I've ever worked with would fail to notice a drunk busting a $500 champagne bottle and continuing on with three more.
ReplyDeleteAmy I was thinking the same thing. Wine and expensive champagne is very tightly controlled at most places. Although I could totally see Dina doing this.
DeleteThe only way that could happen would be at a private party where no one is paying for the drinks (aside from the host, of course) and the bartender is not responsible for inventory. Not exactly theft in that case but extremely bad manners for sure!
DeleteDina Lohan is an overrated (B+ ??) bag lady without enough sense to keep a bag!
ReplyDeleteThat rating has to be wrong for Lohan. Too bad none of the Kartrashians is known drunk.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would have been caught and prosecuted. Then sent to prison to share a cell with her ex husbands baby mama. They could film a reality show of that.
ReplyDeleteDid Kate major lose the baby yesterday? ?
DeleteGreat premise for a reality show Lace. Surprised it hasn't been thought of yet.
ReplyDeletethis is how u make it happen in life ladies. if u are not out stealing booze of any other shenanigans along that line u are not LIVING!
ReplyDeleteIt just never ceases to amaze how sleazy so many of these entitled celebs think they are. The whole Lohan clan in particular but the wider celeb universe as well.
ReplyDelete*OR
ReplyDeleteWhy steal the cheap shit?
ReplyDelete@sandybrook
ReplyDeleteYou made me *snort*! I never snort!
What?? No pics of her licking up the contents of the broken bottle off the floor?
ReplyDeleteThe least blind item ever.
ReplyDeleteThat is one lame bartender if that drunk elephant could grab that much high dollar booze and not get caught. Someone should have hit her over the head with one of those bottles. I would have paid to see that. She is just one huge embarrassment after another isn't she? Just like her ex and her kids.
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