Saturday, August 09, 2014

Blind Item #1

This former A list tweener misses all the attention he used to get and misses women falling all over him since his show went off the air. His recent efforts have success have failed miserably and no matter how hardhe tries to get his name in the middle of a controversy, it barely registers. So, to get attention he makes sure he lets himself be seen by people all the time out in public. It is also how he hooks up with women several times each week.


26 comments:

  1. That lil' guy who played Hannah Montana's brother?

    Just jokin', I got nothin'. That dude's actually lil' like a fox, because he's used his size to play roles much younger than he actually is, so kudos to him.

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  2. Drake..the nickoledeon kid spotted at Disneyland 16 x in last month

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    1. Oh that's a good one. He tried to get in the middle of the Amanda Bynes stuff didn't he?

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    2. @Tricia excellent guess! ^5

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  3. Oh, Tricia, I bet you're right! That dude just can't get any traction for a career post-iCarly.

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    1. Duh, I mean post Drake and Josh. And he fancied himself a musician, which everyone could tell was a huge mistake, even when it was happening.

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    1. V jr 3 adores D and J. And she's only 8. There's still a bit of traction there.

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    2. @Violet - my kids still love Drake and Josh, and they're seen every episode like 100 times. I definitely think he could still do well on a Disney or Nick show, but I think he felt that beneath him, and was aiming too high, out of his demographic.

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  5. @violet ..think so..this isn't my domain so much..but pretty sre it's him...
    @frufra...quess not eh.. Maybe he can get a job with snow white

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  6. Lil' Anthony Soprano?

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  7. how about Dylan or Cole Sprouse?

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  8. I don't know why Adrien Grenier was my first thought. Meh

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  9. Franco? Who knows what he's up to!!lol

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  10. Frankie Muniz - recent attempt to get into controversy = offering to buy the LA Clippers and his open letter to Clippers fans

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  11. Yeah, Drake likes to talk trash about other stars on Twitter my daughter said.

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  12. I still think Drake Bell is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears daughter....She looks just like him.

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  13. Screech - his porno's aren't selling.

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  14. I'm liking the Frankie Muniz guess

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  15. Wait, are you saying there's a male former tweener that's straight? Hold on while I pick my jaw up off the floor and find my pearls.

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  16. Nah, if Bell were Spears' babydaddy, they would have trumpeted it all over hell and back, because that would have been teen love, etc. No, the father was that disgusting middle-aged producer who "sampled" all the young girls on Nick (and not the beard she married). Bleh.

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  17. that dylan sprouse kid who leaked that naked picture of himself even though he clearly covered his dick...

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  18. I have to concur with Bell. We had a C-D list event with one of our clients in LA in May, and he was one of the "top" celebs who attended...very interesting to watch- he clearly wants to keep his fame rolling, I will just say that. I cannot stand it when celebrities don't take their glasses off indoors- Robin Thicke used to do it regularly on TV interviews and it just gives off that vibe of "I think I am way cooler and more famous than I actually am". Douchey.

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