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To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship, this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written a "novel" about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is supposed to be really good.
Roseann and tom
ReplyDeleteThey were married so no.
DeleteWell, lets see. It isnt Casper, i dont think he has graduated to pencils from crayons yet. I await the esteemed conjecture of my fellow cdaners.
ReplyDeleteHe has the most to gain out if any of these, but he must know that JLo will be all over him with lawyers and Santeria curses
Delete@liddy - we let our little friends use those big, fat pencils. Don't worry - we'll get Casper up to ink pens in no time - why, I'm thinking 2-3 short years :-).
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ReplyDeleteJason Segel and Michelle Williams?
ReplyDeleteSpade/locklear
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn about Jennifer Aniston.
ReplyDeleteRussell brand and Katy perry
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense since he has already written about their meeting.
DeleteBookie wookies right??
DeleteJerry Lewis and Gina Lollobridgita (sp?) says former comedian/actor. Suggests somebody old.
ReplyDeleteJim Carey and Jenny McCarthy?
ReplyDeleteJamie Kennedy / Jennifer Love Hewitt
ReplyDeleteExactly who I thought of. Hey does she still insist that people call her "Love" like she did back in the day? (smh)
DeleteI like VIP's guess
ReplyDeleteEverybody likes VIPs guesses! Theyre always right. Although, in this case, who out there gives one fuck about JK&JLH? Don't expect the bestseller list Jamie.
Delete#snore
There is a whole lot of craycray with jlh.
DeleteI like the Spade/Locklear guess.
ReplyDeleteCtily- believe it or not, the scuttlebut on spade is he's a great guy, a great friend, generous and is good in bed!
DeleteI don't thing Spade needs the dough
DeleteJenny doesn't have a filter, so I doubt she's savvy enough to have a NDA; Jamie is supposed to be a gigantic ass, so I could see this being him, but only if J-Love learnt her lesson after numerous crash-and-burn romances.
ReplyDeleteI like Brand /Perry guess @KMS. He's a good writer and I bet it would be very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteTom green
ReplyDeleteDrew barrymore
Aaahhhh man they got married didn't they? Well it sounded good...
DeleteIt's called a roman à clef.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's one out about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! (Wherein Katie has a bisexual romance and a friend of Tom's says he's not the Gay Yoda.)
The Actress
The guy who heard all his Scientology confessions said he wasn't gay either! I think he just doesn't even want it except occasionally because he's too busy "Clearing the World" for L. Ron Tubbard. Priorities!!
Delete@Seven
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link! Has Cruise sued the author yet?
@Yoj, YW! Is Tom a suer? The line about the author leaving out a "famously litigious church that might go after the author or publisher" made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Russel Brand, but the Tom Green/Drew Barrymore guess really fits. The BI just said "relationship", and their whirlwind courtship and marriage was so quick people thought it was a joke first. And wasn't Tom the one who filed for divorce? I'm thinking he has a lot of juicy material for a book. Plus, he hasn't been doing much of anything lately.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly why he's the first person who came to mind. He divorced her, which is why people were so shocked. And I can see him doing this, both for the money (cause he probably needs it) and as a big F You to his ex. Technically she is his former girlfriend, just also a former wife lol.
Delete[shout out to @LadyH who reminded me of their strange relationship]
@Seven
ReplyDelete"Is Tom a suer?" That's sarcasam, right?
You can bet the Scientologists have already looked through her garbage and who knows what else.
@Sillygurl
ReplyDeleteI admire that man for going after Miscavige, but he still identifies as a devout Scientologist, his belief system hasn't changed, so he no doubt believes that homosexuality can be cured.
@Tricia S' a guess if Spade / Locklear was first that came to my mind.
ReplyDeleteGreen / Barrymore is interesting. Seems like Green would need the money.not sure I'd consider Green B List tho.
Hello Riven! Here is my PRG SONG FOR FFF!!!
ReplyDelete@LadyH that was a fantastic way to start the day! Did you know Keanu is considered a past band member? He played bass with the band at a wedding and they've had so many lineup changes he just gets lumped in with the lot of em.
Delete"And I don't give a damn cause I am who I am, even if it's really really bad." <3
Jamie Kennedy and J Love were the first who came to mind.
ReplyDeleteHaha yup Riven! I've been listening to the Vandals this morning. Next Friday, I'll have to find you some sweet clips of Guttermouth and Mark's nerdy bowl cuts
ReplyDeleteOh my God, I'm confused! I want to go punk, but there's way too many rules. (Yay Guttermouth!)
DeleteI confess that I've been reliving high school by listening to New Found Glory for the last week. Their cover of Glory of Love is my lady jam.
Dane cook and Kate Hudson. . She hates him and bristles at anyone reminding her she dated him and didn't his former bil swindle all his money? ?
ReplyDeleteJLH isn't Alist. Jamie Kennedy is also still in love with her. I had a few drunken conversations with him. He's a sad dude.
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