This B list mostly television actress with the strange name who has had some hits and a big miss just a short time ago is having trouble finding high paying work. Enter a gay couple who are big fans of the actress. The two men have offered the actress mid six figures to be their surrogate. She is seriously considering accepting it not just for the money but also for the publicity.
I don't know why Majandra Delfino was my first thought. Too early, need back up...
ReplyDeleteLady H
DeleteThat's what I was thinking. She was on Roswell back in the day & had that pilot spin-off for the office that never got picked up.
She just had another baby with her husband. She is married to the dude in the tv show About a Boy. I thought Spaz De La Huerta.
DeleteAh never mind ... TY alb.
DeleteYour guess tho a good one.
You would have to be out yo mind to think of Spaz as a surrogate candidate. Unless you want a crack baby
DeleteMayim balik
ReplyDeleteMuch better guess, Tricia!
Deleteive read this one before...
ReplyDeleteTnx woman:))
ReplyDeleteMorning....hope all your NoCa friends/peeps ok
Chloe sevigny
ReplyDeletegod could you imagine
ReplyDelete"Mayim honey we want our child to be just like Blossom! we are huge faNS!"
Those hats....do they come in baby gap??
DeleteGawd Chloe would be worse--
ReplyDelete"you were SO inspiring in The Brown Bunny..."
Lol - what. She was!!
DeleteI prefer this Chloe. She's endearing & untainted by Vincent Gallo's light brown bunny tail.
Deletehttp://youtu.be/NoVbnv01Qek
Isn't Mayim still on Big Bang though? What would be her big miss?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's her at all. She is on a hit show and has her Ph D.
Delete@Tricia---The local Good Will store wouldn't accept those hats lol
ReplyDeleteHahahah
Deletemy first thought was busy phillips? is that correct? i know absolutely zero about her..but her name is unusual = )
ReplyDeleteMayim is on BBT, has a Ph.d, two kids, and is already making six figures, so it is not her.
ReplyDeleteMajandra is foreign born, which I'm sure Enty would have liked to mention, and married with kids.
I have trouble with the whole "strange name" thing. What is strange, anyway?
Mayim just began as the host of Candid Camera on TVland. Not her
ReplyDeleteBusy Phillips is married with baby, no?
ReplyDeletePaz?
ReplyDeleteI don't think we've gotten it yet. Only TV actress with a recent flop that I can think of is Sarah Michelle Gellar, but it can't be her. Who are the TV actresses gay guys fawn over? Sarah Jessica Parker is one, but she's too old and used a surrogate for the twins.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be someone with genes you'd want to replicate. I agree with Candy. It hasn't been guessed yet.
ReplyDeleteHope it isnt paz de la hurta, the kid will come out pickled, lol
ReplyDeleteEggs aren't usually used from women older than 30 but if she's just carrying I guess you can go older.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Leighton Meister?
ReplyDeleteAre there any gay CDaN readers who'd consider themselves "fans" of a disgustingly healthy Librarian with a boring social life and a dirty mind? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDelete@ Bacon - I had a WTF moment when I saw the commercial for that. It must be a labor of love for her because she's making plenty of cash on TBBT.
ReplyDeleteHow about Minka Kelly with "some big hits" being a clue of her dating Derek Jeter and the fact she was on Friday Night Lights. Also, her latest try at a comeback, the FOX show Almost Human was recently cancelled.
ReplyDelete@Stephie
ReplyDeleteNice guess, but I hope Enty doesn't consider Minka (trad. Polish) a "strange name".
@Yoj
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, you're probably right. I didn't realize it was a common name in Poland.
I like the Minka guess, but only because I would pay to try and knock her up. First I would have to use her butt to expell some of these "near their expiration date" swimmers lingering in my junk. Then after some recuperation, I would deposit a fresh batch in the baby hole.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else confuse Minka Kelly for Leighton Meester?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pinterest.com/pin/14214555047415423/
After fucking Jeter, Minka is definitely NOT going to pass her annual Pap smear....
ReplyDeleteMinka is a strange name here. I wasn't aware it was a traditional Polish name, have never heard of another.
ReplyDelete@Yoj---DEFINETLY NOT ME ; 0
ReplyDeleteloll jokes
Maggie Q
ReplyDelete@derek harvey
ReplyDeleteI WOULDN'T HAVE YOUR BABY EVEN IF YOU ASKED NICELY, DEREK!
Having said that, I do think you, me and Nate Berkus would make a lovely little family. Our apartment would be beautifully decorated, our bookshelves organized by Dewey Decimal System and the ice cube trays would always be full.
It's your loss.
Malin Akerman? Big miss recently was Trophy Wife.
ReplyDeleteNice one. Swedish beauty too.
Delete@Cathryn Chandler
ReplyDeleteI just read that Chloë Sevigny's latest TV series was cancelled after ten episodes, so I'm jumping on board with your guess.
With her art-house background and fashion cred, I can definitely see her having gay fans.
If it is her, apparently Enty's definition of a "strange name" is anything not Anglo-Saxon.
I'd be glad to lube the chute for Minka or Malin to help the delivery go easier. I would also help out with Chloe or Maggie Q but wouldn't be as enthusiast.
ReplyDeleteThe Mayim guesses were way off base because she just signed a new BBT multi year contract and is also doing Candid Camera.
Odd name, desirable genes......Mena Suvari?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure she fits 100% but I could see a gay couple wanting her DNA - Samaire Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteRebel Wilson?
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