Blind Item #10
The reunion of this B list reality couple from an A list network reality show lasted about one day. He actually didn't cheat on his former girlfriend for about 48 hours which might be a record. Of course as soon as he got home he did though and she stormed out. She has the worst luck with guys, but also picks the wrong guys and is not always in relationships for the right reasons.
A list network?
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DeleteNo it's maks/Smirnoff
DeleteIn Hawaii
Deletemeryl davis and maksim dancing with the stars
ReplyDeletewhoever meryl davis is
ReplyDelete"Of course as soon as he got home he did though and she stormed out." Did he bang the maid in the foyer??
ReplyDeleteyup I agree Tricia
ReplyDeleteMaksim and Karina for sure
ReplyDeleteMaksim probably banged the flight attendant in an airport bathroom, if he cheated as soon as they got home.
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I'm loving you today!
Yoj - thanks.
DeleteEASY! Flava Flav/New York/Bridgette Nielsen/Girl Who Turded on Stairwell Tagteam
ReplyDeleteLady H - sure it wasn't the one that spit in the other tramps face on his dating show? I think her name was New York or something?
DeleteLady H - found it. A classic NY vs Pumpkin fighting for flavorflav
DeleteLoooooove it, Texas. You are on a roll today!!! Crackin my ass up
DeleteBUCKWILD style (Rancho Cucamonga Represssssennnnt!)
PUMPKIN was classic, I remember being horrified that she was a school teacher, FFS! (she is also the stand-in OG of the Westcoast white actor crew, according to CalGangs data)
Speaking of VH1 epic dating show moments, I think Rock of Love's DALLAS is a CDaN reader! Come oot, come oot wherever you are! I'm not going to stop calling for youuuuuuu
However, the ultimate HEISENFAVE moment goes to Saaphyri claiming Crenshaw and going all crazy praying not to beat that girl's ass
Wow. I looooove this post. So many great VH1 gifs. I would kill for some more CelebReality in my life!!!!
Lady H - what oh what does "the stand-in OG of the Westcoast white actor crew, according to CalGangs data" mean exactly? Is OG Original Gangster? And if so, what does Pumpkin have to do with that? And is there some white actors gang? And is CalGangs some database of street gangs? Argh, I'm so curious but googling Calgang Pumpkin gives me only some asian restaurant. I'm hoping what you're saying is that Pumpkin is now the backup on-call slut for some group of tattooed, drugged up roving gang of white actors with an obsession with Sons of Anarchy.
DeleteCal Gangs is a statewide system that is used by law enforcement officials in CA to list and report on documented gang members. That is real. So is the Calgang Thai Restaurant. I could really go for some Tom Yum soup now.
DeleteI was joking about Pumpkin going all Las Senoras style but I think we should start a new rumor. Pumpkin formed a rough and tumble street gang comprised of disgruntled ex substitute teachers who grew fed up with being spit on. She provisionally jumped in Buckwild and her Cucamonga gangstas. Buckwild started to get too powerful, so to show who was la jefita in charge, Pumpkin earned her stripes and shot Suge! BOOM!!!!
Lady H, I think I'm falling in love with you. Just one thing -- Pumpkin or Buckwild would clearly not be the one in charge. That's Ms. HBIC herself. Pumpkin was just her little bitch. New York had her picking up tricks for a few years, but eventually Pumpkin got past her sell by date and wasn't earning her keep. The West LA/East Valley gang war heated up (that Bitch Buckwild had formed her own posse), and New York sent a desperate Pumpkin in to show Buckwild who was in charge. Pumpkin almost earned her stripes -- she missed Buckwild, but got Suge.
DeleteMan, I miss when VH1 reality was the best.
Damn RIGHT girrrrl! NY owns Pumpkins ass. Plus Megan said that Pumpkin IS like, totally BUSTED looking these days.
DeleteThat was exquisite @SEACHICA I HeisenHeart ya right back!!! <3
In a land far far away, there once was a poor little princess named TIFFANY POLLARD. But in the way of her big New York dreams was an evil pimp MOTHER. Sister Patterson (an even greater insult of a name than THING#1/#2 or even CORNFED) was the mastermind of the biggest within-the-family brothel east of the Mississippi. That is, until that wretched bitch Pimp Mama Kris stole her thunder, but I digress...
Oh my god, I'm AFRAID about how much longer I could go on with this...
Soooo....whatever happened to SHOT AT LOVE, DOUBLE SHOT and that spin off with the weird Italian DUDE? I'd even settle for those if MTV should so oblige...that girl with the tiger tatted on her face was pretty entertaining TOO!! ;)
Phew! Ok I'm off to watch the True Blood finale before it gets totally spoiled...already getting messages about it! Be back later loves!
You can get your dose on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Frenchy is on it this season!!! I haven't watched much, but what I did -- she's still a total train wreck (in a great way).
DeleteWhere is New York these days? I need a fix!
@texax , typo but I liked it, very fast , lots of laughs.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @texasrose
ReplyDeleteGood one Texas Rose - that was truly the golden age of reality tv.
ReplyDeleteOT: Lord Richard Attenborough has died at age 90. He was a man who truly did it all in the entertainment business a true legend. RIP.
ReplyDeleteLoved Attenborough. What a legend! These others I couldn't give a shit about.
ReplyDeleteI loved The Great Escape the first time I ever heard of him.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. m'lord
ReplyDeleteHe was, first and foremost, a lovely man. He was also a devoted champion of British film and theatre.
For anyone who's only aware of his later work, or his work as director, watch 'Brighton Rock' (1947). He gives a brilliant performance in one of the best British thrillers.
@texasrose and Lady H. That was incredible!
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ReplyDeletelolololol
@ you are welcome DARLIN! Aren't they just magical?!
ReplyDeleteUgh!!! We need MORE of these shows stat! I'll even settle for DAISY DOES DALLAS or a REAL & CHANCE SPINOFF!!
Why don't they do a fucking BLONDETOURAGE show already, dammit!!! ThEy are already working the stripclub circuit together, just tag along and film it. I hear Ashley accepts payment in cocaine, Jack Daniels, and CHEESEBURGERS!
Anything except for THIS or especially, THIIIISSSS again...
Oh my God!!! Do you think Basement Enty is really FRANK THE ENTERTAINER?!?!?!
Whewwww! Thank you, Vh1. That is all Heisenberg wants for Christmas this year and I've been a very, VERY good girl!!! XoXo
@Lady Heisenberg
ReplyDeleteI was having a great time with those gifs until... urgh, you might have warned me about the feet! *shudder*
This, though, is epic:
"Pumpkin (!!) formed a rough and tumble (rough and tumble!!) street gang comprised of disgruntled (disgruntled!) ex substitute teachers who grew fed up with being spit on."
*applause*
@Lady H. - I am loving the VH-1 reality show memories! I think Sapphyri was one of my all time favorites. Remember when Monique told her she was going to change her "awful, disgusting" stage name and she asked what her real name was and Sapphyri was like "that is my real name".
ReplyDeleteI really miss "Celebrity Rehab", too.
The only thing I can watch on that channel is the show where the celebs get relationship counseling. Can't remember the name now. It's not even that good but it's better than "Mob Wives" and those terrible shows.
@Chief: You have fine taste. SAAPHYRI is legend!
DeleteMO best check herself!!! Where are her manners at?!
Girl best have her LIP CHAP!!!7
Nikki and Juan Pablo from the Bachelor. Clue: she is not always in relationships "for the right reasons" a phrase used 450 times per episode on the Bachelor.
ReplyDeleteRon & Sammy - Jersey Shore
ReplyDeleteOff topic but need your help, CDANers. Does anyone remember an actress who was promising and starred in a movie about an elephant or a whale (I know, sorry). She was very young and ended up pregnant and no one heard about her again. Does this sound familiar to anyone? She popped in my head and now it's killing me that I can't remember.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I found her. Keisha Castle-Hughes.
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna be one of the Sand Snakes in the new season of Game of Thrones.
DeleteOT: I didn't have a chance to read BI#10-hope it's a good one but,BEYONCE's performance @ the VMA Show,{whether u drink the Kool-Aid or not @her & her "J{ohn}-Z"} was a HUGE SELLER b/c of all of the camera shots to her family(Daddy Jay & Baby Blue)! -So,say what u want Enty,but they are CLEARLY going 2 do that LIVE HBO GIG SEPT.20th-
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